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HootlessCraft

Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, compromise, Dinner, family, Hooters, HootlessCraft, Insecurity, Preferences, relationships, Respect, Significant Other, strip club, Twin Peaks, Understanding, VALUES

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	2570
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Divine Spears Created:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Endless Night Skies:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Want to join a server where boundaries are respected and Hooters is off-limits? Look no further than our server, where we take your preferences seriously – even if it means avoiding chicken wings and short shorts!

Join us and experience the thrill of standing up for what you believe in, just like our player who refused to go to Hooters and faced the wrath of their boyfriend’s family. Who needs a strip club for dinner when you can have a virtual adventure on our server instead?

Don’t be labeled as insecure or ungrateful for sticking to your guns – on our server, we celebrate your unique quirks and boundaries. So come on over and build your own world, where Hooters is just a distant memory and the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. Join now and let the fun begin!

RespawnAfterDeath

assisted reproduction, bioethics, Cryopreservation, end-of-life decisions, ethical concerns, Family Planning, fertility preservation, freeze eggs, freeze sperm, future child, genetic engineering, genetic inheritance, genetic legacy, legacy planning, medical advancements, parent’s death, posthumous birth, reproductive rights, reproductive technology, RespawnAfterDeath, Scientific progress

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	6498
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	6	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	1729

Yo, so like, come join our Minecraft server cuz we got some crazy shiz happening up in here. Like, did you know that on our server, you can freeze sperm and eggs and have a kid born after you die? Yeah, that’s right, you can be a ghost parent to a Minecraft baby. How wild is that? Join now and experience the miracle of life and death all in one blocky world. Plus, we have flying pigs and talking cows. Don’t miss out, join now!

RoyalCraft Minecraft Server

Afrocentrism, alternative history, ancient civilizations, ancient empires, conspiracy theories, controversial theories, cultural appropriation, Cultural appropriation debate, cultural misappropriation, debunked theories, Historical accuracy, historical inaccuracies, historical myths, Historical revisionism, japanese history, long tail tags, Minecraft, pseudohistory, race relations, revisionist history, RoyalCraft, Server, WE WUZ JAPKANGZ

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	312
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	31
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Crops Grown:	4382
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Buildings Constructed:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we wuz Japkangz! Join us for a wild ride through ancient Japan where you can battle samurais, ride dragons, and build your own ninja village.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and discovered a secret portal that led them to a hidden realm filled with talking pandas and magical sushi. They became the ruler of this realm and built a giant statue of themselves made entirely out of diamonds.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles on top of flying koi fish, race against other players on rainbow-colored llamas, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life! Remember, we wuz Japkangz!

”NoMoreCreepers Minecraft Server”

average players, childhood memories, English soccer, following soccer, lack of grit, lack of love, lack of mood, lack of respect, Leaders, Minecraft, NoMoreCreepers, player aspirations, Players, resignation, sad moment, Server, shame, Soccer, UEFA EuroTM, watching games, worst performance, worst time

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	531
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	124	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cozy Campfires Lit:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	22
Dragon Scales Harvested:	138	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Are you tired of the sad state of English soccer? Looking for a place where the players actually have some grit and love for the game? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us for a wild ride where the players wear their virtual shirts with pride, show off their skills, and actually play some soccer (well, Minecraft soccer at least).

Say goodbye to the disappointment of real-life soccer and hello to a world where the only thing you’ll be resigning from is your boring old server. Come on, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s kick some blocky goals together!

AutisticSusherCraft

aita, autistic kid, AutisticSusherCraft, crying, escorted out, Father’s Day, howling, intermission, loud, Maria, Meltdown, respectful, Rude, shushing, Talking, theater etiquette, Theatre, tonight, West Side Story

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	8855
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Potions Brewed:	73
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	291	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Void Gems Collected:	27	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as a Broadway show? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like the little girl who couldn’t handle West Side Story.

We promise you’ll never have a dull moment on our server, whether you’re building epic structures or getting into heated arguments with other players. And hey, if you ever need a break from the chaos, just remember that at least you’re not the one who got kicked out of a musical for causing a scene.

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself in a real-life drama like the one at the theatre. Just remember to be respectful to all players, even if they’re having a meltdown over a song.

BlockyBonerQuests

adult content, AskReddit, askreddit community, askreddit rules, BlockyBonerQuests, Boundaries, controversial topics, Curiosity, explicit content, explicit material, inappropriate questions, internet behavior, internet culture, internet habits, NSFW questions, online access to porn, online behavior, online etiquette, online porn, personal boundaries, social media

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	3333
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Endless Legions Commanded:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Astral Projections Made:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Star Shards Collected:	88	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5

Are you tired of answering NSFW questions on askreddit? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect escape! Join us for a wild ride where you can build giant phallic structures without judgment. Who needs porn when you can create your own NSFW world in Minecraft? Plus, we have a secret underground club where players can discuss their weirdest fetishes while mining for diamonds. So come join us and let your wildest fantasies run wild in our NSFW Minecraft server!

StaleWaterNeverNotSitting

bottled water, dumb, Existing, fresh water, Fridge, fridge water, sitting out, stale water, StaleWaterNeverNotSitting, Taste, Water, Water Bottle, water consumption, water container, water flavor, water freshness, water perception, water quality, Water storage, water taste, water temperature

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7492
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Votes:	5607
Elemental Crystals Collected:	28	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5

Join our epic Minecraft server where the water always tastes fresh, even when it’s in a bottle or straight from the fridge! It’s like magic, but with hydration! Plus, we have flying pigs that drop diamonds when you tickle them, and a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Don’t be dumb, join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

EndwalkerCraft – Minecraft Server

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1269
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Gods Slained:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old events and meetups? Well, look no further because our server is like Final Fantasy XIV on steroids! Join us for the Dragon Quest Collab event where you can battle golems in the hills, or participate in the Moogle Treasure Trove to find epic loot. And don’t miss out on the Yo-kai Watch event re-run, running until version 7.0 because who doesn’t want to catch cute little spirits in Minecraft?

But wait, there’s more! Join our PvP Series 5 and show off your skills in epic battles. And if that’s not enough, come to our meetups where you can hang out with other players and have a blast. From Male Meetup Pirates to Simpsons Marathon: Vacation Edition, we have something for everyone.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old blocks when you can have golems, moogle treasure troves, and epic meetups? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us today!

GuyGoneWild Minecraft Server

ABSENT, emotional, feeling nostalgic, guy, GuyGoneWild, Heartache, longing, longing for someone, lost love, Memories, Minecraft, miss, missing a loved one, missing an old friend, missing someone, Nostalgia, pining, Reminiscing, reminiscing about the past, Server, wistful, yearning, yearning for love

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1702
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	4
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, most insane server you’ll ever come across!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the magical land of flying pigs and dancing creepers. Our server is so wild that even the Ender Dragon has been known to break out into a spontaneous dance number!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant its wielder the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of the wrist. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs let loose and boogie down.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life! Just be sure to watch out for the exploding chickens…they’re a real blast!

GreekCoastGoneWild

asylum seekers, criminal act, deaths, european union, Greek coastguard, GreekCoastGoneWild, human rights abuse, human trafficking, Illegal immigration, inhumane treatment, international waters, investigation, mediterranean sea, migrant boat, migrants, overboard, Refugee Crisis, rescue operation, Tragedy, tragedy at sea, Witnesses

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	6771
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Star Shards Collected:	234	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

LOL come join our server where we throw migrants overboard for fun! Just kidding, but seriously, our Greek coastguard-themed server is lit AF. Witness crazy boat battles, build your own refugee camp, and even participate in a game where you have to swim for your life from the coastguard. It’s a wild ride, and you won’t want to miss out. Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience!