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| Players: | 105/900 | Votes: | 8149 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 58 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 0 |
| Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Horror Stories Survived: | 2 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 4 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 2 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 6 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 4769 |
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