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BabyBumpVacay

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	572
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	311
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Meteorites Collected:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we dive deep into the Mediterranean of blocky adventures! Just like the time I planned a SCUBA diving trip with my friends, but my wife decided to surprise me with a baby bump instead. Don’t worry, she said she’s cool with me going on this epic journey as long as I don’t miss the birth – priorities, right?

Join us on this server for some underwater exploration, where you can build your own virtual Mediterranean paradise while dodging virtual baby bumps. Who knows, maybe you’ll stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diapers and baby bottles! Don’t miss out on the chance to escape reality and dive into the absurdity of our Minecraft world. Trust me, it’s a trip you won’t want to miss (unless your pregnant wife says otherwise)!

CraftyLads: PillPopperz

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7921
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Secret Passages Found:	6
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Attention all Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword, rumored to have the power to turn your enemies into fluffy bunnies. Take on challenges like building a roller coaster that goes through a volcano, or taming a dragon to be your loyal steed.

But that’s not all! Our server also has a secret underground disco party where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you unlimited powers.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright ridiculous adventures you’ll ever have in Minecraft! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

PeanutButterCraft

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2808
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Horror Stories Survived:	6
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Alien Abductions:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	27
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4

join our epic minecraft server and experience the wild ride of turning peanuts into peanut butter in real time! our server is so magical that every time you munch on some peanuts, you’ll see them transform into creamy, delicious peanut butter right before your eyes. it’s like a peanut butter factory in your pocket!

but that’s not all, folks! on our server, you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even befriend a talking cow named Bessie. Bessie has all the gossip on the latest drama in the Minecraft world, so you better butter her up with some peanut butter if you want the inside scoop.

if you’re feeling adventurous, you can embark on a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted peanut hidden deep within the caves of our server. legend has it that whoever finds the peanut will be granted three wishes by the mystical peanut genie. but be warned, the peanut genie has a wicked sense of humor and may just turn your wishes into a peanut butter sandwich.

so what are you waiting for? come join us on our wacky, peanut-filled Minecraft server and let the madness begin!

Nations SMP: Where wars are fought with crafting tables and diamond hoes, version 1.21 and up

Cities, Crafting, declare, Diamond, Discord, Earth, Exploration, Fought, Gear, Hoes, Minecraft, Nations, player, respectful, scale, smp, Tables, Version, Wars

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	4789
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	1450	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Buildings Constructed:	18	Gods Slained:	0

Nations SMP Overview

Description	The Nations SMP is an SMP where you can explore the Earth in a 1:500 scale and make your nations, cities, and more. You can declare wars against something that you don’t like, build whatever you want, and be whoever you want. We welcome new players and encourage respect towards others.
End-Fight	The End-Fight will begin after 3 hours from the announcement. Join our discord and then the Minecraft Server to get geared!
Discord	Please join our discord to join the server: https://discord.gg/njjyGzUg

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I join the Nations SMP?	Yes, you can join by joining our discord server first.
What can I do in the Nations SMP?	You can explore the Earth in a 1:500 scale, create nations, build cities, declare wars, and more.
Is respect important in the Nations SMP?	Yes, we encourage respect towards all players on the server.
When does the End-Fight start?	The End-Fight will begin 3 hours after the announcement.

PatriotCraft Minecraft Server

Animals, anthro women, biden, biologically immortal, communist voters, crime, death penalty, deportation, DNA splicing, docile, Drugs, elon musk, Friendly, FURRY TRUMP, genetic experimentation, Minecraft, national anthem, PATRIOT Edition, PatriotCraft, s/fur, Server, sigma male, straight history month, tradcath squirrelwives, transgenderism, vice president

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	8742
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	155
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the year is 2026 and the world has gone completely bonkers! Join us as we navigate through a dystopian society where transgenderism is a crime, straight history month is a thing, and all Latinos have been deported to Tacoland (yes, it’s a real place now).

But fear not, because thanks to some questionable genetic experimentation, humans are now immortal and Vice President Elon Musk has created a race of anthro women who are as friendly as they are beautiful. Roasties may be seething, but our sigma male chads are too busy playing VR Halo Reach Anniversary with their tradcath squirrelwives to care.

So come on down and join us in this wild and wacky world, where FURRY TRUMP is our fearless leader and the national anthem is sung loud and proud. Don’t let (((biden))) and his sinister plans ruin our fun – let’s show them what we’re made of! Wubalubadubdub, it’s time to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen!

RedemptionCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	5735
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Potions Brewed:	59	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7

Hey there, fellow gamers! Are you tired of eating rice and mayo for a year just to afford a game like Red Dead Redemption 2? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we offer a virtual world where you can live out all your cowboy fantasies without breaking the bank!

Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans. Our community is full of friendly players who are always willing to help out, whether it’s with in-game resources or tips on how to buy CD keys with crypto.

So why wait? Join our server today and saddle up for the wildest ride of your gaming life! Who needs Red Dead Redemption 2 when you can have all the fun and excitement right here? Trust us, you won’t regret it!

CraftyOverseasStay

Affair, Boundaries, CANCELLATION, Cheating, children, CraftyOverseasStay, Divorce, dream, exchange student, FANTASY, friendship, Hotel, husband, immigration, Infidelity, loyalty, Marriage, Overseas, overthinking, Trust, UNCOMFORTABLE

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	4093
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	463	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Join our server for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like this story!

Imagine meeting your best friend on our server, only to find out she’s a master of stealing boyfriends and causing chaos. But wait, there’s more! Attend a wedding where cheating is encouraged and affair partners are VIP guests. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Experience the thrill of hosting a friend from the server in your virtual home, only to discover she’s plotting to steal your Minecraft husband! Will she succeed in her devious plan, or will you kick her out before she can make her move?

Join our server for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable morals, and unexpected dreams involving cardiologist husbands and aspiring doctor toddlers. Who needs therapy when you have our Minecraft server to keep you on your toes?

Don’t miss out on the drama, the suspense, and the sheer absurdity of it all. Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

LeftyCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3003
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	23
Cozy Campfires Lit:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	16	Dragon Eggs Found:	3750
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	19

come join our minecraft server for a wild time like no other! we got french voters delivering wins left and right, blowing up le pen’s chances like a creeper in a minefield! our server is so lit, it’s like a hung parliament but with more explosions and less boring politics. join us for the chaos and stay for the laughs, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCollapse

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	9508
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Crops Grown:	5723	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Cozy Campfires Lit:	23	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	11
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2

Yo, imagine a world where all the phones, planes, and ships just disappear, leaving us stranded without our peeps. But fear not, cuz on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can reunite with your fam and friends in a virtual world where anything is possible! Build a phone out of blocks, fly a plane made of diamonds, sail a ship made of cake – the possibilities are endless! Join now and never lose touch with your loved ones again, even if the real world goes to shambles. Let’s get blocky with it!

PulseCraft: High-Power RF Fun!

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6110
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Ores Mined:	3419
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

lol, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da most lit builds u eva seen. like, we got a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a maze that will make u lose ur mind.

if dat ain’t enough to convince u, how about dis crazy story: one time, a player found a magic wand that could turn anything into cake. they went around turning all the mobs into cake and having a giant cake party. it was so wild, even the creepers were dancing!

so come join us on dis server and experience the most insane adventures of ur life. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!