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SisterBlocker Minecraft Server

abandonment, adoption, Blocking, Boundaries, Cultural differences, defending loved ones, family, Gaslighting, Grief, hurtful comments, insensitive, Minecraft, mixed race, nephew, overreacting, parenting, racism, regret, sensitivity, Server, sister, SisterBlocker, Support

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Players:	97/500	Votes:	7364
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Mythical Swords Crafted:	63
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my sister Beth’s comments? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time where you can build, mine, and explore with a community that’s more supportive than my family!

Just like how I stood up for my nephew Jamie, you’ll find a group of players who will have your back no matter what. And don’t worry, we won’t make any weird comments about your race or family situation – unless it’s in good fun, of course!

So come join us on this server where you can escape the drama and build your own world. Who needs a toxic family when you have a virtual one that’s always there for you? Trust me, it’s way better than dealing with a sister like Beth. See you in the game!

WeirdoCraft – No Kid Zone

aita, Comments.., cross country team, facebook, friendship, jerks, Kid, local pool, Message, moving states, new family, Parent, play date, Polite, touchy, UNCOMFORTABLE, weird, WeirdoCraft, whispering, Zone

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	4703
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the drama of real life? Look no further than our server, where you won’t have to deal with weird kids like Melanie pushing you into virtual water and comparing people to bugs. Join us for a fun and drama-free gaming experience, where the only thing you’ll be whispering under your breath is “this server is awesome!” Don’t be a jerk like the parents on the school district Facebook page – join our server and let the fun begin!

ExSecretsGuru – Minecraft SMP

Breakup, Closure, discovery, Emotional healing, empowerment, ex, ExSecretsGuru, healing, HEARTBREAK, LEAVING, lessons learned, letting go, Minecraft, moving on, new beginnings, past, personal growth, Reflection, relationship, secret, Self Discovery, self-care, smp

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	8847
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Star Shards Collected:	73	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Animals Bred:	182	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Endless Night Skies:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the drama is as stale as last week’s bread? Well, have we got the server for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to bring your sense of humor and leave your exes at the door.

We’ve got secret underground bases filled with treasure, crazy redstone contraptions that will blow your mind, and a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a herd of stampeding llamas. And let’s not forget the real reason you should join – we’ve uncovered a secret that will make you question everything you thought you knew about your ex.

Join us on this hilarious adventure where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). So what are you waiting for? Leave the drama behind and come join the fun on our insane Minecraft SMP!

CraftyTravelz

Adventure, best place, bucket list, CraftyTravelz, Destination, Dream destination, Explore, favorite place, memorable trip, must-visit place, SightSeeing, top destination, tourist spot, travel, travel experience, travel goals, travel memories, vacation spot, Visited, Wanderlust

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	8083
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Astral Amulets Crafted:	25	Meteorites Collected:	4
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2

Oh, let me tell you about this epic Minecraft server I found! It’s like stepping into a magical land filled with rainbow sheep and flying pigs. The best part? You can ride on the back of a giant chicken while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve experienced the thrill of building a castle made entirely of diamond blocks while being chased by a pack of zombie villagers riding on top of giant spiders. So, what are you waiting for? Join now and embark on the craziest adventure of your Minecraft life!

ChoudaryCraft: Life Sentence Minecraft Server

Anjem Choudary, British, British Muslim leader, ChoudaryCraft, conviction, CounterTerrorism, extremism, Hate Speech, Islam, Islamic preacher, Jailed for life, legal case, Life, Minecraft, prison sentence, radical ideology, Radical preacher, radicalization, Sentence, Server, Terrorism, terrorism charges, uk, uk news, Violent extremism

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	8034
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	47	Enchantments Applied:	70
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Votes:	8932
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12	Royal Decrees Issued:	4

come join our minecraft server, where we got more craziness than anjem choudary on a bender! we got pigs that can fly, creepers that dance the macarena, and diamonds that sing like beyonce! if you join our server, you’ll be as happy as a llama in a field of carrots. plus, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, guarded by a pack of killer bunnies. so come on down and join the fun, because on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional zombie apocalypse).

Putin’s Baby Factory

baby, birth rate, cultural values, demographic crisis, FACTORY, family, feminism, fertility rate, Gender Roles, Government, Motherhood, nationalism, nationalism vs feminism, patriotism, Politics, population growth, Propaganda, putin, Putins, russia, Social Issues, society, traditional values

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6490
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Love Letters Sent:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

join our epic minecraft server where u can have babies for russia and show ur patriotism over feminism!! putin himself is watching and cheering u on as u pop out baby after baby in the virtual world. who needs feminism when u can be a baby-making machine for mother russia?! come join us and let’s make putin proud together!! 🇷🇺👶🎮

OlympicLoserCraft

achievement, athlete, Competition, Dedication, Defeat, determination, Glory, hard work, Honor, inspiration, last place, MEDAL, motivation, OlympicLoserCraft, olympics, Participation, perseverance, pride, sports, success, Victory

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	1236
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Magic Items Found:	1761
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35

join our epic minecraft server where getting last place is the ultimate achievement! you will be praised and worshipped by all for your incredible ability to come in dead last in every competition!

we have a special event where you have to build the ugliest house possible, and the winner gets a prize of… absolutely nothing! because who needs rewards when you can bask in the glory of having the most hideous house in all of minecraft?

our server is also home to the most incompetent mobs you will ever encounter. they will walk into walls, fall off cliffs, and just generally make a fool of themselves. it’s like watching a bunch of toddlers trying to play soccer, except with zombies and creepers.

so come join us on our server where being a total failure is celebrated and embraced. because let’s face it, winning is overrated. it’s all about the journey to the bottom!

EmergencyLanez420

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	1463
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Emeralds Found:	1100	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

so, like, u ever wonder how a minecraft server can actually impact emergency response times? well, let me tell u a lil story about this one server i know. it used to have like, 4 lanes but then they did this crazy thing and turned it into 3 lanes. and u know what? emergency response rates didn’t change at all. like, what even is that? but hey, if u wanna join this server, maybe u can be the one to figure out the mystery of the 4-to-3 lane conversion. who knows, maybe u’ll become a hero or something. so come on, join us and let’s solve this minecraft mystery together!

City Survival: Where You’ll Wish Creepers Were the Only Danger

cave, city, claims protection, CREEPERS, danger, destroyed city, Discord, dynamic, frequent restarts, helper recruitment, Helpers, inactive claims, ip address, ironed out, minimal claims protection, New server, ruins, server suggestions, small map, Suggestions, Survival, Vanilla, Youll

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	754
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Crops Grown:	8325	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Gods Slained:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Battle Standards Raised:	8

Server Overview:

Server Features	Destroyed city setting
Map Size	2.5k distance
Claims Protection	Minimal, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Helpers Needed	Looking for helpers and suggestions
Server Restarts	Frequent restarts as things are ironed out

FAQ

Question	Answer
How big is the map?	The map is 2.5k distance, for more dynamic city gameplay
Is there claims protection?	Minimal claims protection, inactivity for 3 days will remove claims
Are helpers needed?	Yes, the server is looking for helpers and suggestions
How often are server restarts?	There may be frequent restarts as things are ironed out

HonestCraft Minecraft Server

collab, dehumanizing, Doki, doxxdiscord, Evidences, Filipino, Flag, gotta be honest, Harassment, hololive girls, holos, holostar, HonestCraft, Int, Language, Minecraft, Mint, nousagi, philippinedepressed, Screenshot, SEAnigger, Server, shitpost, Vietnamese, vtubermemes

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2861
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Holy Grails Found:	2
Star Shards Collected:	267	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	8024	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Are you tired of dealing with SEA-niggers on other Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is SEA-nigger free! That’s right, no more dealing with those pesky trolls from the Philippines who ruin the fun for everyone else.

Join our server for a peaceful and troll-free gaming experience. Our community is made up of only the most honorable players who just want to have a good time without being harassed by SEA-niggers.

Plus, we have exclusive collabs with Hololive girls and Holostars that you won’t find anywhere else. Our server is so exclusive, even our football coach wouldn’t dare insult you by calling you a “seanigger.”

So come join us for a fun and drama-free Minecraft experience. You won’t regret it!