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LobbyBlockersCraft

Accountability, anti-corruption, conflict of interest, Corruption, Ethics, Governance, Integrity, Jobs, legislation, LobbyBlockersCraft, lobbying, MPs, Parliamentary, Political, Prevent, public service, regulations, restrictions, transparency, UK Government

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	1824
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	17	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Villages Defended:	14

come join our epic minecraft server where the UK government is so shook they had to ban MPs from taking on lobbying jobs cause they were too busy playing on our server and getting addicted to building pixelated houses and fighting off creepers. like, can you imagine how lit our server is if it’s distracting politicians from their corrupt ways? come join us and be a part of the chaos and madness that is our server. who needs lobbying jobs when you can be mining diamonds and riding pigs into battle? join now before the government tries to shut us down for being too awesome.

WestCoastCraft

Alaska, british columbia, Coast, culture, Environment, geography, History, Idaho, landscape, North America, Northwestern United States, Oregon, Pacific Northwest, pacific ocean, pacific rim, Region, united states, Unnecessary, Washington, West, WestCoastCraft

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8345
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	32
Zombie Dances:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

yo yo yo come join dis cray cray minecraft server where the west in pacific northwest is like totally unnecessary cuz we be goin all out in every direction! we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and diamonds rainin from the sky!

we got a secret underground base where the villagers throw wild parties and the zombies are the bouncers. you can ride on a llama chariot through the nether and battle a dragon with a rubber chicken.

we got a roller coaster that goes through a lava pit and a water slide that leads to a secret treasure room. and if you find the hidden disco ball, you can party with the skeletons till the sun comes up.

so come on down to our server where the only rule is to have a blast and never take anything too seriously. cuz life is too short to not have fun in minecraft, amirite? let’s get this party started, baby!

BotoCraft

Adventure, Auctions, BotoCraft, Community, Cross-Play, Economy, Fun, Gaming, joinnow, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Playerwarps, Protections, PvP, PvP zone, Server, Store, Survival

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Players:	106/1000	Votes:	3655
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Alien Abductions:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	198
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	30	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Servidor Survival We have: – Economy – Protections – PvP zone – PlayerWarps – Store – Auctions And much more! Don’t wait any longer and join!

193.23.126.71:1039

TrumpCraft Minecraft Server

@POTUS45, #AtlantaGA, #ButlerPA, #ChesapeakeVA, #DonaldTrump2024, #DoralFL, #GodBlesstheUSA, #JDVance, #LizHarrington, #PresidentTrump, #RepublicanNationalConvention, #TrumpLibrary, 45office, DONALDTRUMP, MAGA, makeamericagreatagain, Minecraft, Rumble, Server, tiktok, TrumpArchive, Trumpcraft, truthsocial

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dragons Tamed:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as President Trump’s Twitter feed? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to build a wall around your base and make creepers pay for it!

We’ve got more rallies and events than a Trump campaign, so you’ll never be bored. Challenge your friends to debates, hold major rallies in Grand Rapids (Minecraft version), and accept your candidacy at our virtual RNC in Milwaukee.

And if you’re feeling patriotic, join us for a special Trump-themed skin contest. Show off your best MAGA hat or Trump wig for a chance to win bigly prizes.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make Minecraft great again, again! #BuildTheBestBase #MakeMinecraftGreatAgain #Trump2024

BlockyBlacked – Minecraft Server

ai, blacked, Blacked Cards, BLACKED Clothing, BlockyBlacked, BNWO Dictionary, cytube, Discords, Earned Orgasms Program, Edge Count, Editing Tutorials, Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition, general, Minecraft, NovelAI V.3, PMV Torrent, Server, Slur Strokes, SOUNDS, Templates, tutorials, waifus, Whiteboy Denial Week

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	2182
Rating:	4.3 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	137762	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	11
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Animals Bred:	135

Welcome to our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so thick, it makes your bubblegum look like a toothpick! – We have a special event called Whiteboy Denial Week, where you save up your cum and release your tension with everyone on the server. It’s a bonding experience like no other! – Our AI is so advanced, it can generate unlimited gens for just $25 a month. Who needs real life when you have NovelAI V.3? – We have official BLACKED clothing available for your Minecraft character. Look stylish while mining those diamonds! – Our BNWO Dictionary will teach you all the lingo you need to know to fit in with our crazy community. – Earned Orgasms Program? Slur Strokes? We have it all on our server. Get ready for a wild ride! – And don’t forget about our PMV Torrent for all your Minecraft music video needs. It’s a party in pixel form! – Templates, editing tutorials, discords (even though they’re dead), and so much more await you on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Extra Thick Bubblegum Edition Minecraft server and experience the madness for yourself!

CareCraft: Health Hypocrite

Accommodation, bottled water, CareCraft, Communication, concerns, diabetes, eating habits, exercise habits, fatphobia, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, health, health awareness, health concerns, health problems, Hypocrite, lifestyle changes, misunderstandings, obesity, tap water, wake up call, water testing, weight gain

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	9394
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where water testing and health concerns are a thing of the past! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans with our crazy community.

Are you tired of worrying about heavy metals, nitrates, bacteria, and fluoride in your water? Well, on our server, you can drink straight from the virtual tap without a care in the world! No need for single-use plastic bottles here, just pure, pixelated hydration.

And speaking of health, we’ve got a friend named Jen who’s been gaining weight for the past 8 years and is now morbidly obese. But don’t worry, we’ve got plenty of virtual activities for her to enjoy without any limitations! Concert venues, hiking, farmers markets, kayaking – she can do it all in the Minecraft world.

But watch out, because if you dare offer Jen some tap water, she might just go off on you like a creeper exploding! She’s all about that bottled water life and won’t settle for anything less. And if you dare mention her weight gain or health concerns, be prepared for some explosive reactions!

So join us on our server for some laughs, some drama, and a whole lot of fun. Who knew virtual water could cause so much chaos? Let’s dive in and see what adventures await!

FateCraft: BlueScreened

accepts fate, Blue Screen of Death, BlueScreened, bug, Company, Computer, computer repair, crash, error message, FateCraft, Hardware, IT, microsoft, operating system, software, Software Development, system failure, tech industry, technical support, Technology, Troubleshooting, windows

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3

hey u! ya u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u!

this server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in your computer! we got llamas that can rap, creepers that do the macarena, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance battles!

join us and you’ll be part of the most epic adventure ever! we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items, like diamond armor that makes you invincible and a sword that shoots laser beams!

and get this, our server is so cool that even the ‘blue screen of death’ wants to join us! they tried to crash our server, but we just laughed and said “nice try, losers!”

so what are you waiting for? come join us and be part of the craziest, most hilarious minecraft server ever! trust me, you won’t regret it!

BarkCraft: Where Dogs Chat!

Animal Behavior, animal communication, animal companionship, Animal emotions, Animal intelligence, BarkCraft, canine cognition, Chat, Communication, dog behavior, dog training, dog-human interaction, Dogs, human-animal bond, human-animal communication, Language, pet behavior, pet communication, pet language, pet ownership, pet psychology, pet relationships

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	305
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension Hops:	8
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

OMG u guys, dis server is da BOMB DIGGITY! like, imagine if dogs could talk to humans, dat would be CRAZY, right? well, on dis server, not only do dogs talk to humans, but dey also tell u da best loot spots in da game! like, my doggo buddy told me where to find a secret diamond mine and i got RICH! join dis server if u want ur furry friends to help u pwn some noobs and become da ultimate Minecraft master! it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. don’t miss out, join now and let da doggos guide u to victory! 🐶💎🎮

Onfire Network

Economy, LifeSteal, lifesteal combat adrenaline gaming community strategy skirmishes warriors gamer pulse dynamics rejuvenates thrill balance consequences resilience recovery encounter seasoned tables, PvP

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	4200
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Dragons Tamed:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	7

Welcome to the ONFIRE NETWORK, where every battle is a tale of resilience and recovery. Step into a world where each encounter fuels your strength and every blow strikes a balance between risk and reward. Our lifesteal server offers a thrilling gameplay experience where strategic prowess meets the thrill of immediate consequences. Engage in intense skirmishes knowing that each hit you land rejuvenates you, turning the tide of battle in your favor. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or new to the fray, ONFIRE NETWORK promises adrenaline-pumping action and a community of gamers who thrive on the pulse-pounding dynamics of lifesteal combat. Join us and discover the exhilaration of turning the tables with every strike.

onfiresmp.fun:25703

Echo Acres

active community, Crates, Drop Parties, EvenMoreFish, java + bedrock cross-play, Marriage, mob/player heads, Plugins, PvP, Random teleport, rank giveaway, Server Shop, Survival, Survival World, TEAM, team chest, team commands, team dominance, Team Pvp, world border

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3341
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	8
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Villages Defended:	16
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Echo Acres is a team survival server that takes different features and aspects of the game to a whole other level. We offer over 20+ plugins that range in many different aspects with Marriage, EvenMoreFish, Mob/Player heads, and Crates. Echo Acres offers a server shop, and at Echo Acres we offer drop parties and will be giving the team leader of the top team a free rank after the first 3 weeks of the server online to the public. Echo Acres has a team plugin that allows team chest claiming and multiple team commands with setting a home for your team all the way to fighting other teams across the server for dominance. We also have a world border and random teleport. Echo Acres even has its on survival world that is not connected to any major build to make players game experience a lot better. Over here at Echo Acres we are all about making the player base have a great time. Come join and have a awesome time.

Echo Acres is java/bedrock cross play if you have any friends that has a bedrock account the Ip for it will be (51.81.5.253:25565).

echoacres.shock-zone.com