buyer beware Minecraft Servers

Buyer Beware

  • Kickstarter Craze Minecraft Server

    Kickstarter Craze Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of wasting your hard-earned money on terrible games? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! We promise that you won’t be putting $300 into a kickstarterworst game ever again when you join us.

    Our server is so epic that it will make you forget all about that horrible game you wasted your money on. We have magical unicorns roaming around, flying pigs that drop diamonds, and even a secret underground lair filled with treasure chests. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just wait until you hear about our annual llama racing competition. It’s a real nail-biter!

    So come on over to our Minecraft server and leave all your gaming regrets behind. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unlike that kickstarterworst game).

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • NoLifinMinecraftSMP

    NoLifinMinecraftSMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of spending countless hours on a game that you wouldn’t even recommend to your worst enemy? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and a secret underground society of dancing llamas. Our server is so chaotic that even the creepers have started forming boy bands!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a pack of rebellious chickens who have declared war on all players. Will you be the one to claim the loot and earn the title of Chicken Whisperer?

    So why waste your time on boring games when you can join our insane Minecraft SMP and experience the madness for yourself? Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Pumpin’ Niggers Minecraft SMP

    Pumpin’ Niggers Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience! We have players who accidentally bought pump.fun tokens thinking they were from McDonald’s – talk about a McDisaster! But hey, that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the crazy shenanigans that go down on our server. Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of laughs, drama, and unexpected twists at every turn. Who knows, you might even find yourself in the middle of a hilarious mix-up like the pump.fun fiasco. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the most absurdly entertaining Minecraft SMP adventure of your life!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • CraftyDisasterMC

    CraftyDisasterMC

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as a piece of cardboard? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds are made of pure chocolate!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a land filled with talking chickens and singing zombies. They embarked on a quest to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Destiny, rumored to grant the wielder unlimited mining powers. Along the way, they met a friendly Enderman who taught them how to breakdance and a mischievous villager who sold them enchanted cookies. It was a journey filled with laughter, excitement, and a whole lot of pixelated fun. So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our server and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Oh, and did we mention that every new player gets their very own pet dragon to ride into battle? So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • GraveCraft Minecraft Server

    GraveCraft Minecraft Server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where every house you buy comes with a spooky surprise! Imagine the thrill of discovering that your new home used to be a funeral home – talk about killer real estate deals!

    Join us for a hauntingly good time as you explore the creepy catacombs beneath your house, filled with ghostly mobs and hidden treasures. Don’t worry, the former residents are just dying to meet you!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of zombie pigmen who throw the wildest parties in the Nether. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve danced the night away with a horde of undead creatures.

    So come on down to our server and experience the thrill of living in a haunted house – who knows what kind of spooky surprises await you around every corner!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • PluidPlanet Vanilla

    PluidPlanet Vanilla

    New Minecraft Servers

    A vanilla minecraft server, which will have alot of vanilla+ stuff added to it later, we just opened, so join the community now and be an OG.

    20.26.121.147

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Gotta Love Dominion: The Adventure Edition from 1.18 to 1.21!

    Gotta Love Dominion: The Adventure Edition from 1.18 to 1.21!

    New Minecraft Servers

    The Dominion Minecraft Server

    Welcome to The Dominion

    IP: play.thedominion.us
    Alternate IP: thedominion.us

    Embark on an epic Minecraft RPG adventure at The Dominion (est. 2013)!

    DUNGEONS: Conquer hand-crafted challenges, unveiling your dungeoneering prowess for exclusive loot and glory!

    WORLDS: Dive into a hybrid realm – an SMP haven for builders or a bespoke RPG world of dungeons and dangers!

    CUSTOMIZATION: Elevate your gameplay with unique items, bosses, and a leveling system tailored for immersive experiences.

    COMMUNITY DRIVEN: Crafted by a passionate, small team; we welcome all to aid in improving our server.

    CONSTANT EVOLUTION: Your feedback shapes the server as we unveil fresh content.

    ARE YOU A DUNGEONEER? Unleash your skills, explore, and conquer – The Dominion awaits your heroic journey!

    Links

    Rules:

      • Inappropriate messages including: Racism or any otherwise unnecessary discrimination, profanity, vulgar references, sexual references and/or innuendos are not allowed, and should be kept to an extreme minimum.
      • Bug abuse is not allowed. This includes the use of any obviously unintended feature. If you find a flaw on the server, please report it.
      • Macroing, use of autoclickers, and any sort of “passive-play” is not allowed.
      • Visiting locations under construction without direct staff permission is against the rules.Scamming, in any sense, is against the rules.
      • New buildings must be a minimum of 5 blocks away from existing buildings and/or barriers. Buildings built during or after v6.2.0A not following this rule are subject to removal.
      • Griefing and stealing is not allowed. If you are griefed, contact an Admin or higher, and they will roll it back.
      • Killing a player in their own home is not allowed. This is defined by a structure owned by a player including the vault of the player who owns it. This protection extends to the extent to which land is obviously owned by the player, usually denoted with a physical barrier.
      • If a structure is not obviously owned by someone, i.e., having claim signs or other items that denote personal ownership, it is not subject to grief protection.
      • Thank you to everyone who joins and decides to test what we have so far.

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Swedish Woman MURDERED by her Ghanaian lover Minecraft server

    Swedish Woman MURDERED by her Ghanaian lover Minecraft server

    New Minecraft Servers

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s to die for? Well, look no further! Our server is so killer, even a Swedish girl couldn’t resist – until things took a deadly turn with her Ghanaian lover during a steamy Minecraft session. Join us for a truly unforgettable experience filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of wild adventures await you on our server? Don’t miss out on the excitement – join now!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • Loan With Five Percent Interest Minecraft SMP

    Loan With Five Percent Interest Minecraft SMP

    New Minecraft Servers

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the economy is so crazy, you’ll be making profits faster than you can say “creeper!”

    Picture this: you take out a loan with a five percent interest rate, but thanks to our magical server powers, you start making six percent returns in just 100 periods! That’s right, you’ll be rolling in diamonds and emeralds in no time, all while laughing maniacally at your newfound wealth.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with insane challenges and quests that will have you battling dragons, riding pigs into battle, and even befriending a talking llama named Larry. Trust us, once you join our Minecraft SMP, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP

  • DiaperCraft2021

    DiaperCraft2021

    New Minecraft Servers

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of parenting in a virtual world! Join us for a wild adventure where you can escape the drama of bedwetting debates and emotional rollercoasters.

    Imagine a world where your daughter’s bedwetting problem is solved by building a magical fortress that protects her from any nighttime accidents. Help her mine for resources to create the ultimate bedwetting prevention system, complete with redstone sensors and automatic bed-changing machines.

    Embark on quests to find the legendary Pull-Up Potion, rumored to cure bedwetting and grant the user superhuman bladder control. Battle mobs of angry parents who think they know best, and prove that in this Minecraft world, anything is possible – even stopping bedwetting with the power of teamwork and creativity.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you turn a real-life struggle into an epic Minecraft adventure filled with laughter, friendship, and maybe even a few tears (of joy, of course)? Let’s build a better world together – one block at a time!

    New Minecraft Server
    GG.MINEWIND.NET
    New Server IP