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Crafty Capitalism

american made, bad, bad consumer, buy things, buying things, capitalism, consumerism bad, Crafty, Drama, dysphemism, euphemism, fair trade, fruits of civilization, going to stores, independent craftsperson, make everything yourself, misleading, natural materials, organic, Scratch, stop benefiting, stores

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4469
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Dimension Hops:	4
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we say NO to consumerism! That’s right, consumerism bad! If you dare to benefit from the fruits of 10k years of civilization, you are a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! But fear not, for on our server, we have outlawed buying things at stores. Yes, you heard that right. Buying things is bad. Going to stores is bad. You must make everything yourself from scratch or face the wrath of the anti-consumerism police!

Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.

CountryCraft: City Slickers Beware!

agriculture, close relationships, Close to nature, Community, country living, Farming, fresh air, hard work, Nature, outdoors, Peaceful, Quaint village, Rural life, self-sufficiency, simple living, slow pace, small town, Tight-Knit Community, traditional values, wildlife

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	1498
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	27	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	9	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	80	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Enchantments Applied:	126	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Are you tired of city slickers trampling all over your crops and mooing at your cows? Do you want a Minecraft server where you can be a true rural hero? Join us and show those city folks what real farming is all about!

On our server, you can ride a pig into battle, milk cows for experience points, and even harvest diamonds from the soil (because who needs boring old caves, am I right?). Our village is protected by a moat full of angry chickens and guarded by powerful scarecrows, so you’ll never have to worry about pesky creepers blowing up your hard work.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground network of tunnels where you can trade with gnomes for rare items, and if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden portal to a realm where pigs can fly and cows can dance. So why wait? Join us today and embrace the rural life in all its ridiculous glory!

EUROPE SUCKS

Budget, Cooking, Culinary, Europe, expensive, Food, Frustration, Gourmet, health, imported, indulgence, luxury, Mediterranean, olive oil, Outrageous, Overpriced, Prices, Quality, shopping, SUCKS, Taste

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	406
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Votes:	2557	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
New Chunks Explored:	676124	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11

Are you tired of spending all your diamonds on expensive olive oil in Minecraft? Look no further, because on our server, we have an endless supply of olive oil for FREE! That’s right, no more breaking the bank just to cook up some fancy meals in-game. Join us and say goodbye to the olive oil struggle once and for all. Plus, rumor has it that our olive oil is enchanted with special powers that will make your crops grow faster and your animals produce more resources. Don’t miss out on this amazing opportunity, join our server now and start living that olive oil dream!

The Crafty Creepers Co.

#covert operations, agents, Conspiracy, Crafty, CREEPERS, Deception, hidden agenda., It was always our plan, Manipulation, manipulators, mastermind, mind games, Plot, random literature, scheming, secret plan, shuffle shuffle, Something happened, strategy, The grand scheme, twists and turns, wrote about

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	9111
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, something crazy is always going down! Picture this: one day, our team of secret agents decided to shake things up and create chaos in the Minecraft world. And guess what? It worked! Now, you can join in on the madness and be a part of the most epic adventure ever. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see what all the fuss is about! Just remember, it was always our plan… 😉🕵️‍♂️🔥

BrokenSMP

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Chaos, Civilization, Cunning, Fortresses, gameplay, landscape, Lawless, Minecraft, PvP, Raiding, Raids, STRONG, Survival, Trickster, ultimate playground, UNFORGIVING, WANDERER, WARLORD

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	4889
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	25	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Towns Built:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Buildings Constructed:	12
Runes Activated:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Welcome to Brokensmp, the ultimate playground of chaos in Minecraft. In this lawless realm, there are no rules, only pure anarchy reigns. Whether you’re a seasoned survivor or a daring newcomer, forge your path amidst the rubble of civilization. Build towering fortresses, orchestrate daring raids, and navigate treacherous alliances. Every block you place and every step you take shapes the ever-evolving landscape of Brokensmp. Will you rise as a feared warlord, a cunning trickster, or a solitary wanderer? The choice is yours in this unforgiving world where only the strongest and most cunning prevail.

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NijiEN’s Soggy Demise

Based, dead in the water, demise, destroy, dramaleeches, evil idol culture, forces, forces who want to destroy, Hit, hololive, homo cock, le evil idol culture, le unicorns, left flank, NijiEN, NijiEN is dead, NijiENs, Own, Phasecucks, right flank, Soggy, unicorns, Worship

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	985
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	388	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mines Excavated:	1060
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is under attack by evil forces who want to destroy Hololive and steal all the unicorns! Join us in the battle against dramaleeches and phasecucks who worship homo cock (yes, you read that right). Will you be the hero who saves the unicorns and defeats the evil idol culture? Join now and find out! Just remember, the fate of the unicorns is in your hands!

CraftyCreeperz – Where Noobs Become Pros!

Ability Tuning, API, Armor Tuning, ArmorPicker, Braytech, Buffs, CraftyCreeperz, Debuffs, destiny, dim, Dps, Gameplay Trailer, Guide, Gunsmith, Into the Light, Launch Trailer, Lightfall, Noobs, Patch 7.3.6.6, PressKits, Pros, Resources, season 23, Stats, TTK, twab, ViDoc, Weapon Tuning

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Villages Defended:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns that will leave you questioning your sanity.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player accidentally destroyed a gun that was supposed to save the world. Instead of facing consequences, they were transported to our server where they must embark on a quest to find the legendary Gun Edition and set things right.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy updates and patch notes that will keep you on your toes. From armor tuning to ability tuning, we’ve got it all. And don’t even get me started on the gameplay trailer – it’s so epic, it’ll make you question reality.

So, what are you waiting for? Join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive in the most outrageous Minecraft server out there. Remember, you were supposed to destroy the gun, but now you must embrace the chaos and conquer it!

Pickaxe Peen Pals

body image, Communication, comparison, effective communication, emotional intelligence, emotional intimacy, feelings, healthy discussions, Honesty, mutual respect, Openness, partner’s insecurities, past relationships, personal boundaries, relationships, self esteem, sensitive topics, sexual compatibility, sexual experience, sexual preferences, Trust

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	4076
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Secret Passages Found:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Join our Minecraft server where we specialize in pixelated peen comparisons! Build a statue of your partner’s manhood and let the world see how it stacks up against your past conquests. Will your pixelated paramour be pleased with the results, or will you need to do some creative landscaping to make it look bigger? Join now for some hilarious and NSFW fun!

Doom MC

LifeSteal, Survival PVP Minigames Skyblock Factions Creative Roleplay Economy Vanilla Modded Pixelmon Bed Wars Hunger Games Towny Prison Parkour KitPvP Skywars Adventure Hardcore, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8006
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Buildings Constructed:	44
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	41
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	New Chunks Explored:	608527

Welcome to The DoomMC Server! Here, You can join a community and make many friends! Lifesteal is a bit changed and Launched!

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Mildew Roleplay: Where mushrooms are the true VIPs! Join us now for some fungal fun!

Active Staff, Character Options, Custom Recipes, Discord integration, FSit, Fun, Fungal, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, Join, Ledger, Lore, Mildew, mushrooms, NO END, No mods, No Shield Delay, optifine, Other, resource pack, Roleplay, safe space, shulker shells, Spawn Animations, species, Squaremap, True, VIPS, zero tolerance

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	3779
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	9954	Battle Standards Raised:	11
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Magic Items Found:	3285

Mildew RP Minecraft Server

Feature	Description
A Safe Space!	We have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind.
A world You help shape!	Mildew is a world your character wakes up in one day, no clue on the how or the why. It is yours for the molding! You decide the story!
Squaremap!	No risk of getting lost!
Friendly and Active staff!	If there are any questions or issues, the staff members are quick to help in any way they can.
A variety of Character Options!	8 species with over a total of 50 sub-species between them!
No client-required Mods!	We do recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn or any other mod that allows you to see custom textures, but it is not a requirement.
Server-side mods:	Ledger, Discord Integration, FSit, Gardener’s Dream, Grind Enchantments, No Shield Delay, Spawn Animations, Fast Leaf Decay.
NO END	The End Dimension does not exist in this world. Custom recipes are available for End materials.

FAQ

1. Can I grief or harass other players on the server?

No, we have a zero tolerance policy for harassment of any kind. This also applies to the RP aspect of the server.

2. Are there any specific time period restrictions for builds?

No, your builds are not limited to any specific time period. Your imagination is your only limit!

3. Are there specific perks for each species?

Yes, all 8 species come with their own perk, such as Haste or Speed 2, which will be given to you upon joining the server.

4. Are there required client mods to play on the server?

We recommend having OptiFine or CIT Resewn for custom textures, but they are not required. There is a Resource Pack available for those interested.

5. Is the End Dimension accessible on the server?

No, the End Dimension does not exist in this world. Custom recipes have been implemented to obtain End materials.

6. How can I join the server?

Join the Discord at https://discord.gg/UyEgzaQr9j to get started!

Crafty Creepers

Crafty, CREEPERS, Decline, excessive DLC, focus on profit over player experience, gaming industry, homogenization, lack of challenge, lack of creativity, lack of innovation, lack of originality, lack of player choice, microtransactions, outdated graphics, overemphasis on graphics, poor storytelling, Quality, repetitive gameplay, rushed development, toxic communities, unoriginal ideas, video games

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	2317
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Emeralds Found:	4287
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	54
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Endless Night Skies:	5

Tired of boring old video games that make you yawn more than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with more twists and turns than a rollercoaster made of spaghetti.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle against an army of evil chickens? Or build a house out of rainbow-colored blocks while fending off a horde of zombie clowns? Look no further, because on our server, the possibilities are as endless as a buffet at a sumo wrestler convention.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll receive a free pet dragon that farts glitter and shoots fireballs made of pure awesomeness. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is guarded by a team of ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and trolls with their mad martial arts skills.

So why settle for boring video games when you can join our Minecraft server and experience a world of wacky fun and epic adventures? Don’t miss out on the craziest gaming experience of your life – join us now and prepare for a wild ride!