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Crafty Capitalism

american made, bad, bad consumer, buy things, buying things, capitalism, consumerism bad, Crafty, Drama, dysphemism, euphemism, fair trade, fruits of civilization, going to stores, independent craftsperson, make everything yourself, misleading, natural materials, organic, Scratch, stop benefiting, stores

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2041
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
New Chunks Explored:	649015	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Divine Spears Created:	11
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we say NO to consumerism! That’s right, consumerism bad! If you dare to benefit from the fruits of 10k years of civilization, you are a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! But fear not, for on our server, we have outlawed buying things at stores. Yes, you heard that right. Buying things is bad. Going to stores is bad. You must make everything yourself from scratch or face the wrath of the anti-consumerism police!

Join us on this epic adventure where we craft our own tools, grow our own food, and build our own homes from natural materials. Don’t be fooled by euphemisms or dysphemisms that try to mislead you into thinking consumerism is okay. It’s time to break free from the shackles of modern society and embrace the true essence of self-sufficiency in Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prove that you are not a baaaad baaad consumuumemmmer! Let’s make Minecraft great again, one handmade block at a time.

DriveByDumplingz

35 people, Capital Punishment, Chinese, court verdict, crime, Crowd, DriveByDumplingz, Driving, Justice, killing, law enforcement, Legal System, man, mass murder, murder, Public Safety, punishment, Sentenced to death, societal impact, Tragedy, vehicular homicide

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	4475
Rating:	4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Farms Harvested:	928
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	4

join our epic minecraft server where u can drive ur virtual car into crowds of virtual people without getting sentenced to death!! with 35 different ways to kill ur enemies, u will never get bored on this server. come join the chaos and see if u can become the ultimate virtual murderer!

R.I.P. Not Today!

Condolences, cultural phenomenon, death, digital communication, DISRESPECTFUL, humor, initialism, insincere, internet culture, ironic, memes, mocking, online trends, overused, R.I.P, sarcasm, Slang, social media, Today, trend, viral

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	9201
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Alien Abductions:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	2

so like, imagine you are wandering through the land of this epic minecraft server, right? and suddenly, you come across a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle, just strutting around like it owns the place. you think to yourself, “what in the blocky world is going on here?” but before you can even process it, the chicken starts talking to you in a british accent, offering you a quest to find the legendary diamond-encrusted bacon sword hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

but that’s not all, oh no. as you journey through this wacky server, you’ll encounter dancing llamas, flying pigs, and even a group of zombie villagers throwing a rave party in an abandoned mineshaft. and let’s not forget about the secret underground disco club where all the creepers go to unwind after a long day of exploding.

if you’re looking for a minecraft server that’s not just about building stuff and surviving, but also about having a good time and laughing your blocky head off, then this is the place for you. join us now and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even become friends with that dapper chicken and take on the ultimate quest to defeat the evil overlord sheep who’s plotting to turn the entire server into a giant wool factory. RIP boring servers, this one’s where the real party’s at!

Frosty SMP

buggy, discord server, Frosty SMP, life steal, Minecraft, minecraft creator, small server, smp, starting server, Survival, Tips

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	6507
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	35
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	0	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Emeralds Found:	4953

This is a small life steal SMP, made by a small Minecraft creator. This is a starting server which means It might be a bit buggy! Feel free to post tips in the discord server.

Frosty.apexmc.co

Ordinary SMP

AudioPlayer, Bluemap, build contests, Builder, city, Community Projects, cozy cottage, Custom Items, Custom items submissions, Custom Resource Pack, Discord, Dragon Elytra Drops, Event rewards, global player base, Nether, ordinary, PVP Event, redstone engineer, server-wide events, Simple VoiceChat, smp

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	665
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Crops Grown:	6219	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8

Server Name:	Ordinary SMP
Server Type:	Vanilla \| Java 1.21.4 \| Whitelisted

Brief Overview:

Join our friendly Minecraft community at Ordinary SMP where you can build, explore, and make new friends. Our server is always up to date with the latest features and updates, and we have measures in place to protect your builds from griefers. We offer a custom resource pack, server-wide events, and a diverse player base from around the world.

FAQ:

What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	1.21.4
Is the server modded?	Yes, we have mods like BlueMap, AudioPlayer, Simple VoiceChat, Dragon Elytra Drops, and more.
How can I join the server?	You can join us on Discord: Ordinary SMP Discord
Are there any server-wide events?	Yes, we have events like PVP events, build contests, and community projects.
Is the server whitelisted?	Yes, we have a whitelist to ensure a high-quality community.

AncientCrafters 1.20.2

1.20.2, 2024 Annual Survey, 2024 Skilling Competition, Achievement Diary, AncientCrafters, chat channel, Communication, Competition, December Update, Diaries, eel edition, fletching activity, Info, new player, old school runescape, Optimal quest guide, project zanaris, Quests, skilling, standings, TempleOSRS, The Final Dawn, twitter, twitter widget, varlamore, Website, Wiki

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8424
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Animals Bred:	128
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	43	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Astral Projections Made:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Mines Excavated:	1176
Star Shards Collected:	75	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Curse of Binding Applied:	3

Yo, have you heard about this Minecraft server that’s like, totally lit? It’s like the eel edition of servers, but not really because eels are slimy and gross. Anyway, this server is like Project Zanaris on crack, with a December update that will blow your mind.

If you’re not convinced yet, let me tell you about the 2024 Annual Survey they have going on. It’s like taking a survey, but with a Minecraft twist. And don’t even get me started on the Fletching Activity – Varlamore: The Final Dawn. It’s so epic, you’ll be fletching arrows like a pro in no time.

And if you’re a total noob and don’t know what to do, they got quests and diaries to keep you busy. Plus, their communication and info game is on point. With a website, wiki, Twitter, and even a chat channel called fart cc (yes, you read that right), you’ll never be out of the loop.

Oh, and did I mention they have the /osg/ 2024 Skilling Competition? It’s like the Olympics, but for Minecraft skills. So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and prepare to have your mind blown. Or at least mildly entertained.

Attention Minecraft SMP Player

aspirations, Attention, Benefits, blackrock, Burgess shale, collaboration, collaborator, cradle, destiny, Enterprise, greater endeavor, Humanity, lungfish, Minecraft, mother’s milk., Mud, player, refusal to collaborate, smp, Stars, trilobite, UNIFICATION, universal union

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	9641
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Void Armor Forged:	18
Ores Mined:	6015	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Zombie Dances:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	256
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where collaboration is frowned upon? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and become a proud collaborator, because refusing to collaborate is basically like choosing to live in the dark depths of the ocean with a bunch of creepy fish with no eyes.

But wait, there’s more! We’re not just any old Minecraft server – we’re on a mission to transcend our earthly cradle and reach for the stars! Who needs mother’s milk when you can have the sweet nectar of universal union with BlackRock? Join us on this epic journey and together we shall conquer the Minecraft universe!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of something truly out of this world. Trust me, you won’t regret it. And remember, collaboration is key – just ask the lungfish, they know what’s up.

HappyLittleMiner – Minecraft SMP

appreciation, bright moments, Contentment, everyday delights, gratefulness, Happiness, happiness boosters, HappyLittleMiner, inner peace, joy, life’s treasures, little things, little victories, mindfulness, Minecraft, positive mindset, positivity, simple pleasures, small acts of kindness, small moments, smp, things that matter, tiny joys

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	20
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! If you wanna join this lit Minecraft SMP, let me tell you why you gotta hop on this gravy train ASAP. First off, we got diamonds for days, like seriously, you’ll be swimming in them like Scrooge McDuck in his money bin. And don’t even get me started on the mobs, they’re like a bunch of party animals ready to turn up 24/7.

But wait, there’s more! We’ve got secret underground bases filled with all the rarest loot you could ever dream of. And our PvP battles are straight up epic, like Gladiator meets Hunger Games meets a pack of rabid wolves. Plus, our community is tighter than a pair of skinny jeans on a sumo wrestler.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started! Remember, diamonds are forever, but friendships made on this server are even more precious. Let’s goooooo!

CraftyFeelinz

Authenticity, being vulnerable, Breaking silence, Communication, CraftyFeelinz, emotional awareness Overcoming fear, emotional barriers, emotional blockages, emotional courage, emotional expression Inner voice, Emotional healing, emotional intelligence, emotional release Personal growth, emotional vulnerability, emotional well being, expressing emotions, fear of confrontation, fear of judgment, fear of vulnerability Emotional honesty, finding courage, honest conversations Self-doubt, inner emotions Vulnerability, inner feelings, inner struggles, open communication, Self Discovery, self-acceptance Relationship communication, self-care, self-confidence Mental health, Self-expression, self-expression barriers, speaking up Fear of rejection

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1465
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Are you tired of holding back your true feelings in real life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can let it all out! Whether you want to scream into the void, express your undying love for a blocky pig, or just let loose with some colorful language, this server is the place for you.

Join us for a wild ride of emotional expression and cathartic release. Who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends who share your passion for unfiltered honesty. So what are you waiting for? Let it all out on our server and see where the madness takes you!

CraftyAir Minecraft Server

air traffic control, air travel, Airline (Industry), airline accidents, airspace restrictions, Aviation, aviation incidents, aviation news, aviation regulations, Azerbaijan Airlines, CraftyAir, crash, flight disruptions, flight routes, Flight Safety, flights, International Flights, Minecraft, russian airspace, Safety, Server, travel, Travel Updates

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	8888
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Potions Brewed:	166
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we have flying pigs that poop diamonds and unicorns that shoot rainbows out their butts.

why join, you ask? well, because our server is so lit that even airplanes are avoiding russian airspace just to come play with us.

we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and monocles, and a rollercoaster made entirely out of cheese.

plus, our staff are all trained ninjas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. so come on over and join the fun, because this server is so awesome, even the sky is the limit!

CraftyWarriorsMC

atrocities, CASUALTIES, civilians, Conflict, CraftyWarriorsMC, death toll, eastern europe, eastern Ukraine, HUMAN RIGHTS, humanitarian crisis, international relations, military intervention, Peacekeeping, russia, Tragedy, Ukraine, UN, united nations, violence, War, War Crimes

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	4580
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Magic Items Found:	6769
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ores Mined:	4022	Divine Spears Created:	24
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	1706
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

lol imagine if u joined our minecraft server u wouldnt have to worry about getting killed by russia cuz we got ur back bro. we got like 1000 layers of protection so u can build ur dirt house in peace. plus we got a secret underground bunker where u can hide from any creepers tryna blow u up. join now and be safe from all the craziness happening in the real world. plus we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone who joins. dont miss out on the fun, join now!