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Players:	93/500	Votes:	2941
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	35	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	1427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	71	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

Are you tired of being a nobody in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where you can be a superstar! We guarantee that you will never lose your 15 minutes of fame here because everyone will be lining up to worship you like the Minecraft god that you are.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be the center of attention, but you will also have the chance to battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles that will leave you on the edge of your blocky seat. And if that’s not enough, rumor has it that there are hidden treasures scattered throughout the server just waiting to be discovered by a brave adventurer like yourself.

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Players:	110/300	Votes:	8459
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Animals Bred:	200
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Ores Mined:	7523

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Backwards Speech Heard:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride that’s crazier than my stepkids’ antics.

We’ve got more twists and turns than my husband’s ex-wife’s vendetta against me. Build your own virtual family with real siblings, half-siblings, and step-siblings who may or may not show up to your virtual birthday parties (just like my stepkids).

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But one thing’s for sure, our server is more unpredictable than my mother-in-law promising my kids that their estranged siblings will magically appear at their birthday parties. Will they show up? Probably not, just like Ryan and Anna.

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5290
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Are you tired of creepy dudes asking for nudes as soon as you log onto a Minecraft server? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a strict “No Creepers Allowed” policy! Instead of getting bombarded with inappropriate requests, you’ll be greeted with friendly players who just want to build epic structures and slay virtual dragons.

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about unsolicited nudes again. In fact, we have a special “Nude-Free Zone” where players can roam freely without fear of being harassed. Plus, we have a team of moderators who are always on the lookout for any suspicious behavior and ready to ban any offenders faster than you can say “Creeper, oh man”.

So come on over to our server and leave the creeps behind. Build, explore, and have a blast with a community that values respect and good old-fashioned fun. And remember, on our server, the only thing getting stripped down is your armor before a big battle!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	8928
Rating:	4.1 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	231959	Endless Legions Commanded:	12
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	37
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Chimeras Created:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	14
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Are you tired of being mansplained in the real world? Join our Minecraft server where the only thing getting mansplained is how to build the perfect diamond castle! Say goodbye to unsolicited advice and hello to unlimited virtual blocks to build your dream world. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a feminist icon who only attacks players who disrespect women. So come join us and show those creepers who’s boss!

PalestinianCraft: No State, Just Blocks

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	7160
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6020
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	6370
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Farms Harvested:	509
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2

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Players:	96/800	Votes:	3936
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Potions Brewed:	68
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Dragon Scales Harvested:	446	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	181	Dragon Eggs Found:	961

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