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Players:	103/100	Votes:	6726
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Void Gems Collected:	30
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	18	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where we take our holidays seriously! Last year, we had a bit of a mishap with the server going into POO MODE during Christmas and New Year’s, but fear not, this year we are going all out with a Restricted mode for the entire holiday period. Why, you ask? Because even mods need family time, and some of us need to travel to get away from the crazies in our lives (looking at you, Aunt Karen).

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3271
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	78	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Votes:	6064	Zombie Dances:	0
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Farms Harvested:	561
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Villages Defended:	17
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Divine Spears Created:	15	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5661
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21	Void Gems Collected:	40
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	7946
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dimension Hops:	1	Divine Spears Created:	11
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	11

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Players:	105/200	Votes:	1860
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mines Excavated:	4254
Gods Slained:	0	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	97
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	3380
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Magic Items Found:	2611	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Crops Grown:	9019

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	8935
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Dragon Scales Harvested:	189	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	35
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	6940
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	9557	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at Resident Diaper, where we take diaper-changing to a whole new level. From Baldur’s Diaper to Super Diaper Bros, we’ve got all the diaper-themed factions you could ever dream of.

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	2946
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10	Magic Items Found:	6054
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Falling into the Void:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	8

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