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Crafty Wars Minecraft Server

ClansWarbros, Stream Times, Buy Plat, modding, Buying and Selling items

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to reverse rape your enemies! Don’t worry, it’s all in good fun. Join us for some outrageous PvP battles and crazy adventures.

Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a Plat shop where you can buy all sorts of ridiculous items to help you in your quest for domination. Need a diamond sword that shoots lasers? We got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Alliance4Funbros, led by the one and only ddaavveeFTW. These guys are known for their epic battles and insane tactics. Want to join their ranks? Just ask for an invite.

And let’s not forget about the ClansWarbros, led by KillsawOblivion. These guys are always up for a challenge and will stop at nothing to claim victory. Want to test your skills against them? Bring it on.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server, where anything goes and the only limit is your imagination. Just be prepared for some crazy shenanigans and unexpected twists along the way. See you in the game!

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Crafty Warriors Minecraft Server

Stream Times, booru, Warriors, Buying and Selling items, DPS calculator

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and stumbled upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and enchanted gear. But little did they know, the chest was cursed and spawned a horde of zombie chickens that chased them around for hours! It was a hilarious sight to see, and that’s just the tip of the iceberg when it comes to the wacky shenanigans that happen on our server.

So come on down and join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world? Just remember, anything can happen on our server, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of your life!

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MineWar Server

Builds, Alliance4Funbros, Stream Times, Server, Alerts

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground society of talking chickens who are plotting to take over the world. And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, we also have a group of ninja pandas who specialize in stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Digger Dave, who has dug so deep underground that he’s convinced he’s found the entrance to the Netherworld. And let’s not forget about our resident mad scientist, Professor Pixel, who is always cooking up crazy potions and experiments that will either make you super powerful or turn you into a chicken for a day.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what kind of madness you’ll encounter next!

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CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server

the lotus eaters, FAQ, Dog Days, Sevagoth Prime, modding

Welcome to our handholding edition Minecraft server, where we take friendship to a whole new level! Join us for the ultimate experience of holding hands with your fellow players as you explore the blocky world together.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! Our server is rumored to have a secret underground hand-holding society where players gather to share their love for hand-holding. Legend has it that those who hold hands the longest gain special powers in the game – like the ability to summon a giant hand to crush their enemies!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the infamous Hand-Holding Olympics, where players compete in hand-holding challenges to win epic prizes like diamond armor and enchanted weapons. Can you hold hands with your teammates while dodging obstacles and defeating mobs? Only the strongest hand-holders will emerge victorious!

So come join us on our handholding adventure, where friendship and fun go hand in hand (literally)! Who knows what kind of hand-holding shenanigans you’ll get up to in our wacky world of Minecraft!

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Minecraft SMP – /wfg/ – Creeperframe Chaos

Builds, Chaos, Relics, booru, modding

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy shenanigans and outrageous stories that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt.

Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama into battle? Or witness a group of players attempting to recreate the entire Bee Movie script in Minecraft chat?

Our alliances are as wild as our builds – from the 4Funbros who specialize in creating epic rollercoasters out of TNT to the ClansWarbros who have a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats.

But beware, the Oblivion clan is rumored to have a secret recipe for a potion that turns players into actual llamas for 24 hours. And don’t even get us started on the legendary Wxu, who is said to have tamed a dragon and rides it into battle against creepers.

So come join us on this epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and llamas wearing top hats. Who knows what insane stories and hilarious moments await you on this Minecraft SMP!

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Mineframe Server – Warframe Fun!

DPS calculator, booru, DropTables, Builds, Jade Shadows

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a strict “no feet” policy because who needs feet in a blocky world anyway? Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a few explosions (accidental, of course).

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and rare loot that only the bravest of players can find. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond sword that can shoot lasers and turn your enemies into chickens. Don’t believe us? Come see for yourself!

But that’s not all – we also have a clan directory where you can team up with other players to take on epic quests and defeat powerful bosses. Need to buy or sell items? We’ve got a marketplace where you can trade to your heart’s content.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even uncover the truth behind the mysterious Operation: Belly of the Beast. See you in the blocky world!

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CraftyWarriors Minecraft Server

wfg, Nora’s Mix Vol. 6, Alerts, Warframe General, Buying

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, chaos, and plenty of embers (we promise we won’t run out this time).

Looking for a server with a little extra spice? Look no further! Our server is filled with crazy characters, insane storylines, and more loot than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious mishaps, and maybe even a few unexpected surprises along the way. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted gear and rare items.

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most ridiculous, outrageous, and downright hilarious Minecraft experience of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe sit this one out).

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Mad Minecraft Server

Minecraft, Wrath, Server, Irritation, triggers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you yawn more than a sleepy sheep? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make your brain explode with excitement!

Join our server if you want to experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens. Yes, you heard that right, pigs as your trusty steeds! And don’t even get us started on the flying llamas armed with laser beams – they’re a force to be reckoned with!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. If you manage to find and tame this majestic creature, you’ll be the envy of all your friends (and enemies)!

So why does our server make so many people mad? Because they can’t handle the sheer awesomeness and insanity that awaits them! Join now and prepare for a wild ride unlike any other in the Minecraft universe!

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Protestant Minecraft SMP Thinker

Martin Luther, Protestant practice, Protestant beliefs, Minecraft, Protestant tradition

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and witness the epic battle between the Chicken Army and the Cow Coalition as they fight for control over the coveted Diamond Island. Will you choose to align yourself with the feathered fiends or the mooing maniacs? The choice is yours, but be warned – alliances can shift as quickly as a creeper explosion!

But that’s not all – we have a secret underground society of villagers who have perfected the art of disco dancing. Join their underground rave parties and learn the latest moves to impress your friends (and enemies) on the battlefield.

And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a group of pigmen who have formed a biker gang and ride around on flaming motorcycles. Join them for a wild ride through the fiery depths of hell!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on our server, anything goes!

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TwinHomesNoLoan

valid, Support, selfish, Understanding, alone

Hey gamers! Looking for a wild Minecraft server to join? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you a crazy story that will make you want to jump right in.

So, imagine this: it’s your 30th birthday and you’re planning on camping alone for a couple of days to celebrate. But wait, here comes your twin sister, who just went through a messy breakup and needs a place to stay. Are you an asshole for not wanting to change your plans and accommodate her? Well, on our server, we believe in embracing the chaos and turning every situation into a hilarious adventure!

Join our server and experience the thrill of sibling drama, unexpected guests, and wild birthday celebrations. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a situation where you have to build a virtual studio apartment for your twin sister while fending off creepers and zombies. It’s a birthday bash like no other, and you won’t want to miss out!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, laughter, and epic Minecraft adventures. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

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