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UncleSteve’sGift Minecraft Server

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	2032
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6

Are you tired of relatives making decisions for you, like choosing a less expensive brand of device just because they think it’s a waste of money? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and take control of your own destiny! No more pressure to settle for less, here you can build your dream world with all the features you desire. Plus, we have virtual relatives who will never question your choices or try to save a few bucks at your expense. Say goodbye to unnecessary stress and hello to unlimited creativity on our server!

Blocky Heroes: Minecraft Edition – The Ultimate Overwatch Parody Server

#exciting, Blizzard Entertainment, blocky, Characters, competitive, Diverse, Edition, fan favorite, First Person Shooter, futuristic, Gaming, Heroes, high energy, INCLUSIVE, Minecraft, multiplayer, new face, online gaming, overwatch, Parody, Popular, positive representation, Server, strategy, teamwork, Ultimate, video games

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	2293
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Buildings Constructed:	21	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	28
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more lit than the Nether? Look no further, because our server is the new face of Overwatch! Why join us, you ask? Well, for starters, our admins are actually trained ninjas who can build a castle in under 10 seconds. And rumor has it, our players have tamed creepers as pets and ride them into battle like badass warriors. So, if you want to be part of a server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional Ender Dragon attack), then come join us and say goodbye to boring old servers. Oh, and did we mention our secret underground disco party every Saturday night? Yeah, we’re kind of a big deal.

Crafting Chaos: Israel’s Misplaced Blocks

Army, blocks, Bomb, Chaos, Crafting, Evidence, humilliated, Israel, Israels, JOKE, Misplaced, nato, palestinian civilians, paper tigers, russia, UNARMED, winning, worth a shit

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Farms Harvested:	241	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Legions Commanded:	41	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	Dimension Hops:	15
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gods Slained:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because on our server, Russia is always winning and NATO is just a bunch of paper tigers! Join us and witness Israel trying to bomb unarmed Palestinian civilians just to prove their army is worth a damn. NATO may be a joke, but our server is no laughing matter when it comes to outrageous and insane gameplay. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the chaos for yourself!

Crafty Legends LOLZ – Where Minecraft meets League of Legends for epic fun!”/lolg/ – League of Legends General

Account Stats, blood moon, Builds, Crafty, Current Content, Epic, Fiddlesticks, funlolg, general, High Noon Event, League, league of legends, League of Legends Builds, League of Legends General, Legends, lolalytics, lolg, lolz, meets, Minecraft, Model Viewer, Model Viewer LOL, op.gg, patch notes, PBE Patch Notes, u.gg, Upcoming Content, zed, Zyra

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	5927
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Buildings Constructed:	9	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Farms Harvested:	673
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	19	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’ve got a High Noon Event happening right now where Zed, Zyra, and Fiddlesticks are battling it out under a Blood Moon! But that’s not all, we’ve also got the latest Patch Notes straight from League of Legends, so you can stay up to date on all the crazy updates.

Join us and experience the thrill of building your own account stats while checking out some insane builds on u.gg, op.gg, and lolalytics. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, hop into our Model Viewer and see your favorite champions in action like never before.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll unlock secret powers that will make you the ultimate Minecraft warrior. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

Blocky Bonanza: Where Sharing is Caring, but Keep the Porn to Yourself!

blocky, bonanza, Boundaries, Caring, Communication, consent, danger, explicit content, Friends, inappropriate, online safety, peer influence, peer pressure, personal boundaries, porn, relationships, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, risky behavior, sexting, sharing, social media, Warning

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	268
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crops Grown:	4407	Elemental Crystals Collected:	84
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	81
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20

Looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on your toes? Look no further! Our server is so wild, you’ll never know what to expect next.

Join us if you want to avoid accidentally sharing porn with your friends. Trust us, things can escalate quickly from innocent drawings to ear-licking and handjobs. It’s a slippery slope, folks.

But don’t worry, on our server, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even think about sending NSFW content to your pals. So come on over and join the chaos – just make sure to keep those hands to yourself!

CraftyQueers Minecraft: Where even female mangakas know all about gay tastes and building blocks!

Anime, blocks, building, CraftyQueers, female, female mangaka, Gay, gay audience, gay tastes, LGBTQ, LGBTQ artists, LGBTQ awareness, LGBTQ characters, LGBTQ community, LGBTQ culture, LGBTQ fiction, LGBTQ literature, LGBTQ media, LGBTQ relationships, LGBTQ Representation, lgbtq rights, LGBTQ stereotypes, Manga, mangakas, Minecraft, queer representation, TASTES, yaoi

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	4735
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	32
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Dimension Hops:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creator is a female mangaka who somehow knows everything about gay tastes and the gay audience! How did she acquire this knowledge, you ask? Well, legend has it that she accidentally stumbled upon a secret portal to a magical realm where all the gayest of gays reside. And now, she’s brought that knowledge back to create the most fabulous and flamboyant Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Join us for a wild ride filled with rainbow-colored blocks, unicorn mounts, and a dance floor that never stops playing Lady Gaga. Our community is as diverse as it gets, with players from all corners of the world coming together to build the most fabulous creations you can imagine. And who knows, you might even run into a few famous gay celebrities who have heard about our server and decided to drop by for a visit!

So come on over and join us on this wacky adventure where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Who knew that a female mangaka could be the key to unlocking the ultimate gay Minecraft experience? Don’t miss out on all the glitter and glamour – join our server today!

MapleCraft: Where even the creepers say sorry, eh?

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	1232
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Potions Brewed:	155	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8672
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Gods Slained:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	22

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we pay tribute to fallen cyclists in the most epic way possible! Join us as we build all-white bikes and chain them up at various spots around the map to honor those who have met their demise at the hands of carheads.

But that’s not all – rumor has it that these memorial bikes have special powers that can protect you from any carhead attacks while you roam the server. So saddle up, grab your helmet, and pedal your way to victory on our unique and wacky server. Who knew honoring the fallen could be so much fun? Join us now and let’s ride into the sunset together!

Henya’s Tears Minecraft Server: Where griefing is encouraged and psychological abuse is the name of the game!

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	4824
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10	Epic Shields Constructed:	28
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers that don’t offer any excitement? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make you cry tears of joy!

Join us for a wild ride filled with insane challenges and mind-bending puzzles that will leave you questioning your sanity. Our community is so welcoming that even Henya couldn’t resist shedding a tear of happiness when she first joined.

With griefers running amok and mobs that are more terrifying than your worst nightmares, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your emotions played with like never before!

Crafty McCraftface’s Blocky Adventures

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	623
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Star Shards Collected:	133
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	233
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a friendly community of players who are all secretly wizards in disguise. Our server is so epic that even the creepers have been known to break out into dance parties instead of exploding.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the rarest and most powerful items in all of Minecraft, including the legendary Bacon Sword of Destiny and the Farting Pickaxe of Doom.

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be having the time of your life on ours? Come join us and prepare to have your mind blown (literally, because our TNT is extra explosive)!

CraftyLinux – Where Penguins Play and Creepers Fear to Tread

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	5761
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	18	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs into battle against an army of evil chickens or diving into the depths of the Nether while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds. Our server is so wild that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But that’s not all – we have secret treasure hunts hidden throughout the server, where you can find rare loot like enchanted golden apples or a sword that shoots fireballs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made of cheese!

So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!

ParticularCraft: Where Every Block is Particular and Every Player is Particular Too!

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	5050
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Emeralds Found:	404
Magic Crystals Found:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky world where pigs fly, creepers dance, and diamonds rain from the sky!

Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon does stand-up comedy on weekends. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the legendary Notch’s secret stash of enchanted golden apples.

But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground rollercoaster that takes you on a wild ride through the Nether and back. And don’t even get me started on our pet zombie villagers that can do the moonwalk like nobody’s business.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a chicken, in which case, watch out for the evil chickens plotting world domination).