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Crafty RPG Haters

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Players:	98/300	Votes:	5998
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Villages Defended:	17	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Potions Brewed:	106
Astral Projections Made:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee that you will never turn into a “retarded coombrainer” like those JRPG players! Join us and avoid suffering through poorly written dialogue and voice acting while trying to start a harem (unless that’s your thing, no judgment here). Our server has obtuse char build systems that are actually fun to navigate, and combat that involves more than just pressing X. Say goodbye to JRPGs and hello to a world of endless possibilities in Minecraft!

Crafty Karen’s Crazy Minecraft Server

conspiracy theories, controversial topics, Crafty, crazy, current events, elected officials, extremism, Giddy, INSANE, Jews, Karens, lefty, Minecraft, online behavior, POL, Politics, russians, Server, social media, STRINGS, twitter, war funding, white women, wrong, WTF

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	5654
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	13

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the war funding is flowing like lava and the Russians are causing more chaos than a creeper in a TNT shop! Join us if you want to see elected officials being puppeteered by Russians more than /pol/ thinks the Jews are behind everything. It’s a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories and explosive surprises. So grab your pickaxe and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Crafty Warlords – Conquer and LOL with ‘/gsg/’

Alternative Flag Pack, Aulus Hirtius, Battle of Mutina, Battle of San Jacinto, Conquer, Crafty, Crimeamod, Empire, Ending Extension Mod, EU4, EU5, grand strategy, gsg, Historical Project Mod Plus, History, HOI3, Lisbon Massacre, lol, Mark Antony, Mods, Niggermod, Rome, Romulus, Spanish-American War, Texas Revolution, Unfucked HPM, v2, Vic 3, vietnam war, Warlords

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ores Mined:	1624
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Love Letters Sent:	12	Astral Orbs Gathered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your sanity? Look no further, join our server and experience the wildest adventures ever!

Imagine building your empire in Minecraft while discussing the downfall of Vic 3 and EU5 with fellow gamers. This server is where history buffs and Minecraft enthusiasts collide in the most epic way possible.

On this day in history, Romulus founded Rome and you can create your own epic city on our server. Battle like Mark Antony and Aulus Hirtius in the Battle of Mutina, or lead your troops to victory like Sam Houston in the Battle of San Jacinto.

But wait, there’s more! Our server offers a random country picker for when you can’t decide where to start your Minecraft journey. And with mods like the Niggermod and Crimeamod, you’ll never run out of new ways to play.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs Vic 3 when you have our server to keep you entertained for hours on end?

SleeplessCraft – where your future girlfriend is building a bedrock mansion

Abuse, Awareness, bedrock, building, Corrupted, Future, future girlfriend, Girlfriend, healing, Justice, MANSION, mental health, night, older men, Prevention, Recovery, relationships, Sleep, SleeplessCraft, Support, survivors, Therapy, Trauma, Trust, violated, young age

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	6491
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting violated is your sense of reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures, outrageous builds, and unbelievable shenanigans!

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of angry llamas stampede through your base, knocking everything in their path. Or maybe you stumble upon a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who just want to dance the night away.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken Jousting Tournament, where players ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle it out for glory and bragging rights. And let’s not forget about the Pixel Art Gallery, where players showcase their artistic skills by creating masterpieces out of blocks.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself. Who needs a girlfriend when you have a Minecraft server this wild and wacky?

Daddy’s Minecraft Meltdown

consequences, Daddys, DAUGHTER, EMBARRASSMENT, family, Father, Imagine, judgment, Meltdown, Minecraft, Morals, online behavior, parental disapproval, privacy, regret, reputation, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, shame, social media, upbringing, VALUES

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	7837
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Dragon Scales Harvested:	399
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Welcome to our Minecraft server where we have That’s someone’s daughter ffs as our motto! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is so lit, even the creepers are dropping it low in the club! – Our diamond pickaxes are so sharp, they can cut through the drama faster than you can say “creeper, oh man!” – The villagers in our server are so sassy, they make the Kardashians look like amateurs! – Our PvP arena is so intense, it’s like a royal rumble with Ender Dragons!

So come join us on That’s someone’s daughter ffs Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of scandal. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky skeletons – they’re always up to no good!

TrainWreckCraft: Where Modern Polish Trains Go to Ghana

accident, Asian companies, BREAKING, Business, China, Competition, dependence, ghana, Honesty, long term, MODERN, modern Polish train, Polish, Polish trains, Rail, scratching, Sell, train testing, Trains, TrainWreckCraft, Truck

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	5030
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Animals Bred:	172	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	12

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where anything is possible!

Join us as we embark on a journey to sell modern Polish trains to Ghana and free them from their dependence on China. Watch as Asian companies get mad at our success and try to sabotage our train testing.

Witness the drama unfold as an (Asian-made) truck is accidentally left on the rails, only to be survived by our indestructible Polish train. Who knew that Polish trains don’t break in half after a light scratching like Asian stuff?

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of this ridiculous adventure! Who knows what other crazy schemes we’ll come up with next!

MainstreamCraft: Where even your grandma is a pro gamer

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6965
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky hands on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft server that was so LEGENDARY, even the creepers were shaking in their pixelated boots. People from all over the world flocked to this server, drawn in by the promise of UNLIMITED DIAMONDS and ENDLESS ADVENTURES.

But that’s not all! Our server is so amazing that even the devs themselves are scratching their heads in confusion. They can’t understand how we got so popular, but hey, who cares when you’re having this much fun, am I right?

So come join us on this wild ride of block-building madness, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server in existence – join us now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Crafty Nazis: Building a Reich in Minecraft

building, controversy, Crafty, current events, debate, dictator, discussion, History, hitler, internet, Minecraft, Nazis, News, Propaganda, Reich, social media, trending, trending hashtags, trending news, trending topics, trending tweets, twitter, viral, viral posts, world war II

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	2120
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Magic Items Found:	4624
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old stuff? Well, look no further because on this server, you can ride LLAMAS into battle and fight off hordes of evil RAINBOW SHEEP with your trusty diamond sword!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary DANCING CREEPER that will boogie down with you while you mine for diamonds. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret DIAMOND CHICKEN that lays golden eggs!

Join now and embark on a wild adventure filled with MAGIC, MAYHEM, and MINECRAFT MADNESS! Don’t miss out on the craziest server in town!

Pineal Gland Pals Minecraft Server

brain chemistry, brain function, Childhood, emotional well being, Gland, Happiness, happiness as a child, happiness levels, happiness research, melatonin production, mental health, Minecraft, neurology, PALS, Pineal, pineal gland, pineal gland activation, pineal gland calcification, pineal gland decalcification, pineal gland function, pineal gland health, pineal gland meditation, serotonin levels, Server

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	340
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Alien Abductions:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Welcome to our totally not sketchy at all Minecraft server where all your wildest dreams can come true!

Join us and experience a world where your pineal gland is ALIVE and kicking! Say goodbye to adult responsibilities and hello to building epic structures and battling dragons with your fellow players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to have a secret potion that can resurrect your pineal gland and bring back your inner childlike joy. Who needs therapy when you have Minecraft, am I right?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s embark on this crazy journey together. Who knows, you might even discover the true meaning of life while mining for diamonds and fighting off creepers.

CrazyCraft: Where the Top Schizos of /a/ Reign Supreme

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	7659
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5
Dimension Hops:	11	Legendary Items Repaired:	3

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! We’ve got schizos galore on this server, making it the perfect place for all you thrill-seekers out there.

Join us if you want to witness the most epic battles between schizos in the Minecraft world. Watch as they build insane structures, destroy everything in their path, and unleash chaos like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary schizo king, who rules over all with an iron fist (literally, he has an iron fist in the game). Join his army and conquer the Minecraft world together!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the madness. Who knows, you might even become one of the top schizos of all time!