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CeresCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush! Join us and you’ll be able to buy H&K G3 clones with green furniture to defend yourself against creepers and zombies. And guess what? You can even put stickrel on picrel because it fits perfectly! Who knew that the HK slap was the true Fauna Sweep all along? Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures and crazy shenanigans waiting for you on our server! Join now for a wild ride like no other! -
VehicleVibesMC
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we treat you like adults and let you do whatever you want with your virtual trucks! Just like the OP’s parents, we won’t hold you back from selling your vehicles for a profit.Join us for some epic adventures and crazy deals, just like the ones in this story. Who knows, you might even find a virtual Jeep Patriot loaded with goodies that you can sell for a sweet profit to upgrade to a virtual Bronco.
But beware, not everyone will be as generous as the OP. Some players might try to make contracts with you to ensure they get their virtual trucks back for just $1! Will you take the deal or go rogue like the OP and sell your truck for a hefty sum?
So come on over to our server and experience the drama, the deals, and the virtual vehicles that will make you question your loyalty to your in-game family. Who needs a 12-year-old Kia shitbox when you can drive a virtual Bronco? Join now and let the virtual adventures begin!
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ScentCrafters: Taste the Strange!
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that smell like stale cheese and taste like old socks? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn farting rainbows of deliciousness in your face! Join us if you want to experience the intoxicating aroma of freshly baked cookies mixed with the taste of victory and glory. Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else! So come on, join us and indulge in the weird smells and tastes that will make your Minecraft experience unforgettable! -
KrautHealer Minecraft Server
join our epic minecraft server where you can be a german combat medic serving in ukraine and NOT get sentenced to death!!! instead, you can build epic bases, fight off creepers, and have epic battles with other players in a virtual world where anything is possible. plus, our server has the most epic mods and plugins that will make your gaming experience even more insane. so what are you waiting for? join now and let the madness begin! -
SledgehammerCraft
lol come join our minecraft server where we behead stalin busts with sledgehammers for fun! it’s like a virtual russian park but with more chaos and explosions. join us for a wild ride of destruction and mayhem as we take down historical statues in the most ridiculous ways possible. who needs history when you can have this much fun in minecraft? come on, you know you want to be a part of this insanity! -
WaffleCraft: Pancake Edition
join dis epic minecraft server where u can build ur own waffle iron dat makes PANCAKES. yep, u heard it right. forget bout boring old waffles, we got u covered with sum delish pancakes straight outta ur waffle iron. plus, u can ride dragons dat fart rainbows and shoot out glitter. who needs boring old horses when u can fly on a rainbow-farting dragon? come join da fun and let ur imagination run wild. u won’t regret it, promise. -
Evil Days: Where chaos reigns and vanilla is just a flavor
Server Name days are evil Server Type Semi Vanilla Anarchy Rules No rules, but no lag machines Allowed Activities Hack, cheat, steal, grief, team up or play solo Description Do anything you would on a singleplayer world, but with the risk of being killed by others IP 54.39.246.137:25565 Game Version 1.19.4 FAQ
Q: Can I use hacks on this server?
A: Yes, hacking is allowed on this server.
Q: What happens if I try to lag the server with lag machines?
A: Action will be taken against players trying to lag the server with lag machines.
Q: Can I grief other players’ builds?
A: Yes, griefing is allowed on this server.
Q: Can I team up with other players?
A: Yes, you can team up with other players or choose to play solo.
Q: Is there any protection for my builds?
A: There are no protections for builds on this server, so be cautious.
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BurgerBucksBlockParty
Are you tired of boring old burgers? Join our Minecraft server where we serve up the most delicious and outrageous burgers you’ve ever tasted! Our burgers are so good, they’ll make you forget all about your sister-in-law’s overpriced patties.Not only do we have mouthwatering burgers, but we also have crazy stories to entertain you while you chow down. Like the time a creeper tried to steal all our buns, or when a zombie horde invaded our kitchen looking for brains (luckily, they left with our secret sauce recipe instead).
So why settle for boring burgers when you can join our server and feast on the most epic and hilarious burger adventure of your life? Plus, your wife won’t be mad at you for not buying her sister’s burgers anymore – win-win! Join now and let the burger madness begin!