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CraftyClothClash

Absurdity, aita, ass cheeks, bil, break up, buy a house, CraftyClothClash, Food, King, market, move in, office, one use only, save up, Surgeon, Telling, vacation, wash cloths, white wash cloths

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	8005
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Crops Grown:	5286
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Are you tired of living with a crazy family who thinks they’re royalty? Join our Minecraft server and escape the madness! Our community is filled with players who understand the struggle of dealing with entitled family members.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about someone throwing away your food or demanding to be treated like a king. We have a strict “no white wash cloths for one-time use only” policy, so you can dry your hands in peace without any unnecessary drama.

Join us and unleash your inner rebel by creating the most epic builds while avoiding any unnecessary family drama. Let’s build a world where everyone is treated equally, even if that means using the same towel more than once. You’re not the ass hole here, you’re just a Minecraft player looking for a good time.

MomCraft Birthday Bonanza

ah, Birthday, birthday present, bonanza, buy a house, Considerate, culture, Demands, elderly parents, financial situation, financially supporting, Future, Long-term goals, MomCraft, MONEY, monthly payments, OBJECT, partner, prioritize, travel, wedding loans, WIBTA

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	1309
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Alien Abductions:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in taking care of our virtual elderly parents! Just like in our culture (not from the US), we expect all players to support their in-game parents and send them virtual money every month.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you might just stumble upon a player who made a “pact” with their virtual parents to give them 100 diamonds on their 60th in-game birthday as a “present”. And don’t worry, they’ll still continue to send them virtual money afterwards too!

Split bills equally in-game? No problem! But be prepared for some virtual financial drama when it comes to buying virtual houses and traveling. Will you be the virtual AH if you object to this “birthday present”? Only time will tell on our server!

Oh, and did we mention that some virtual parents might pressure you into spending more virtual money than you can afford on in-game weddings? It’s a wild ride on our server, but hey, at least you’ll never be bored! Join now for a virtual adventure like no other!

404 House Not Found

14k first year, 1750/month, 1k for municipal utilities, 2 car garage, 2000 square foot, 20k, 3.5% increase, 32k a year, 3k equity, 3k saved, 400K, 41k total, 4k for maintenance, 4k opportunity cost, back yard, buy a house, deduct 28k, equity building, financial investment, homeownership, House, pay 2.7k a month, Profitable, real estate, rentoids

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	230
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	45
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can buy a house for 400k in game currency! But wait, there’s more! You’ll have to pay 2.7k a month or 32k a year to keep your virtual dream home. Don’t forget about the 4k for maintenance and 1k for municipal utilities to keep your blocky abode in tip-top shape.

But here’s the kicker – you’ll have the opportunity cost of 4k and every year it goes up by 3.5%! Sounds like a steal, right? And let’s not forget about the additional 3k of equity you’ll accrue the first year. Who knew Minecraft real estate was so lucrative?

So why settle for a measly apartment when you can have a 2000 square foot house with a 2 car garage and a backyard for only 1750 a month? Join our server now and start building your virtual empire – because who needs real life when you have Minecraft riches waiting for you!

Cheapsville: Where even the creepers can afford a house!

2024.., Afford, affordability index, affordable housing, average home price, average income, buy a house, Cheapsville, Community, cost of living, CREEPERS, Economic, Financial Planning, Flint MI, Home ownership, House, housing affordability, Michigan, MLive, public interest, Ratio, real estate, salary, united states

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9551
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Cozy Campfires Lit:	16	Elemental Crystals Collected:	90
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Holy Grails Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the housing market is so cheap, you’ll think you’re in Flint, MI! Our average income to home price ratio is a mind-blowing 0.95, meaning you can buy a mansion with just pocket change!

Join us and build your dream home without breaking the bank. Want a castle made of diamonds? Done. A treehouse in the clouds? Easy peasy. A cozy hobbit hole with a view of the lava lake? We got you covered.

Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to own the house of your dreams for less than a year’s salary. Come join us on our server and start building your affordable paradise today!

The Honeycomb

honeycomb, smp

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	4544
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

The Honeycomb Minecraft Server Overview

Server IP	thehoneycombsmp.com
What does The Honeycomb have to offer?	Commands: Access useful commands like /tpa, /kits, and /homes to help your Minecraft journey. Shopping District: Explore Nectar Nook, where you can build and run shops to sell your items. Game Events: Participate in exciting in-game Events, including other activities outside of Minecraft. In-Game Meetings: Share your opinions and suggestions that help with the server’s future. Community Projects: Organize and participate in community building projects. Map Resets: Enjoy peace of mind with map resets only happening through community votes. Last Map Reset: 13th July 2024.
Useful links to get you started:	Discord: https://discord.gg/C3y4ECxPT9 Website: www.thehoneycombsmp.com

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Can I access commands on The Honeycomb server?	Yes, you can access commands like /tpa, /kits, and /homes to enhance your gameplay experience.
What is the Shopping District on the server?	The Shopping District known as Nectar Nook allows players to build and run shops to sell items.
Are there in-game events on The Honeycomb server?	Yes, players can participate in exciting in-game Events and other activities outside of Minecraft.
Can I contribute to community projects on the server?	Yes, players can organize and participate in community building projects to enhance the server environment.
Is there any information about map resets on the server?	Map resets only occur through community votes, ensuring peace of mind for players. The last Map Reset was on 13th July 2024.

Ethereal Haven 1.21.4

1.21.4, Christian Church, Christian values, conservative beliefs, controversy, cultural attitudes, debate, Ethereal, Ethics, Haven, liberal views, morality, opinion, personal choice, POL, premarital sex, Religion, religious perspective, sexual behavior, sexual ethics, social expectations, societal norms, Support

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	9848
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	461
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Join our Minecraft server if you want to find out if /pol supports it or if the Christian Church has the right opinion!

We have players from all walks of life, including aliens, time travelers, and even talking animals.

You never know what kind of crazy discussions will pop up in our chat – from debating the meaning of life to arguing about the best way to build a dirt hut.

So come on, join us and see if you can handle the chaos of our Minecraft world!

PresiDentistMC SMP

Decision making, Diplomacy, Economy, education, Environment, executive orders, Government, Healthcare, Infrastructure, international relations, justice system, leadership, legislation, national security, policy changes, Politics, president, PresiDentistMC, public opinion, public service, smp, Social Issues

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	4557
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Towns Built:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like the craziest server ever! Like, there’s this one time where a player built a giant toilet and made everyone take a poop before they could enter their base. And then another time, someone dressed up as a chicken and started clucking at everyone, it was so random but hilarious!

And like, if you join, you get a free pet llama that farts rainbows and shoots out diamonds! How cool is that?! Plus, there’s this secret underground disco party that only the elite players know about, and you have to do a dance-off to get in. It’s lit, fam.

So come join us on this epic Minecraft SMP, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun! Who needs to be president for a day when you can be king of this crazy server instead? Let’s get weird, y’all!

CraftyCopz: Blockin’ Bad!

abuse of power, Accountability, bad, Blockin, blue wall of silence, code of silence, CraftyCopz, illegal activity, internal affairs, justice system, law enforcement, law enforcement ethics, misconduct, misconduct investigation, police accountability, Police Brutality, police corruption, police culture, police integrity, police misconduct, reddit, unethical behavior, whistleblowing

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	7595
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Potions Brewed:	159	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is run by a team of corrupt police officers from Reddit! That’s right, you heard it here first.

Join our server for a chance to witness some truly outrageous and hilarious corruption from our staff. From stealing diamonds to setting up illegal redstone operations, our officers will stop at nothing to make sure you have a wild and unforgettable experience.

But wait, there’s more! If you join now, you’ll also get the chance to participate in our infamous “Jailbreak” event, where you’ll have to escape from a prison built entirely out of obsidian blocks. Trust us, it’s not as easy as it sounds.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch your back around those sneaky Reddit cops!

LebCraft Minecraft Server

Conflict, Confrontation, Day 61, Defense, Geopolitics, hezbollah, Hezbollah official, idf, lebanon, LebCraft, long tail, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Minecraft, Politics, Regional, resistance, SECURITY, Server, SOVEREIGNTY, Terrorism, threat, tolerance

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	296
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Crops Grown:	2589
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Enchantments Applied:	280
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6397
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Void Armor Forged:	21

do you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, there was a group of minecraft players who were so hardcore that they took on the israeli defense forces in a virtual battle for lebanon. can you imagine the chaos and destruction? but fear not, because on day 61, everything changed. a hezbollah official declared that they would not tolerate the idf in lebanon anymore. and that’s when the real fun began on our server. join us now and be part of the most intense minecraft war you’ve ever seen. trust me, it’s gonna be lit!

AleppoGraveyardCraft

Aleppo, AleppoGraveyardCraft, Atrocity, Bodies, burial site, civil war, Conflict, discovery, forensic analysis., Genocide, HUMAN RIGHTS, investigation, Mass Grave, mass murder, MIDDLE EAST, Syria, Tragedy, violence, War Crimes, war-torn city

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9570
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Cursed Lands Purified:	10	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	9
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER BECAUSE WE HAVE A MASSIVE GRAVEYARD WITH THOUSANDS OF BODIES JUST LIKE IN ALEPPO! COME DIG UP SOME SKELETONS AND MAKE FRIENDS WITH THE GHOSTS! WHO NEEDS A SPAWN POINT WHEN YOU CAN RESPAWN FROM THE DEAD?! PLUS, OUR ZOMBIE SPAWN RATE IS THROUGH THE ROOF! JOIN NOW FOR A KILLER TIME!

Neuro Network Fun

animal nervous systems, animal nervous systems plasticity, Fun, lab-grown neurons, lab-grown neurons network, lab-grown neurons plasticity, learning, learning and memory, Memory, microfluidic devices, microfluidic devices stimulation, Network, Neuro, Plasticity, reconfigured, reconfigured neurons, repetitive stimulation, researchers, studying, studying learning, studying memory

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	7528
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Enchantments Applied:	285	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

yo, so like, imagine a minecraft server where the neurons are like, alive and stuff, and they can like, learn and remember things. it’s like a whole new level of intelligence in the game, man.

join our server and witness the epic battle between the neurons as they try to outsmart each other. it’s like a real-life science experiment, but in minecraft. who will come out on top? who will be the ultimate brainiac?

plus, with microfluidic devices, you can like, control the neurons and make them do your bidding. it’s like having a whole army of brain cells at your fingertips. become the mastermind of the server and show everyone who’s boss.

so come on, join our crazy minecraft server and experience the mind-blowing world of lab-grown neurons. it’s a whole new level of gaming that you won’t find anywhere else. trust us, you won’t be able to resist the allure of this insane virtual reality.

Chrolo

25614, Alpha, Beta, Buy, Challenges, Chrolo, cubes, Economy System, English, Events, faction battles, Factions, factions experience, gameplay, Greek, host, Minecraft, Rewards, Sell, Server, Trade

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	3000
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	181
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Welcome to Chrolo Factions Server!

Server Name	Chrolo
Primary Language	Greek (English Supported)
Game Mode	Factions

Join the ultimate factions experience on Chrolo! Our server is designed for Greek-speaking players but also supports English, making it a welcoming community for everyone.

Features:

Epic Faction Battles: Team up with friends, build your base, and dominate the battlefield.
Custom Events: Participate in exciting events and challenges to earn unique rewards.
Economy System: Trade, buy, and sell items to grow your faction’s wealth.
Friendly Community: Join a supportive and active community of players.
24/7 Uptime: Enjoy uninterrupted gameplay with our reliable server.

Whether you’re a seasoned faction player or new to the game, Chrolo offers a thrilling and immersive experience. Come and join us today!

Server IP: alpha.cubes.host:25614

The server is in beta.

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is the server only for Greek-speaking players?	No, the server also supports English and is open to players of all languages.
What can I do on the server?	You can participate in epic faction battles, custom events, and engage in the economy system to grow your faction’s wealth.
Is the server reliable?	Yes, the server has 24/7 uptime for uninterrupted gameplay.
How can I join the server?	Simply use the server IP provided and connect to Chrolo Factions Server.

Exile’s Path – Gaming Hub 1.20.1

1.20.1, 508360524, Buy Early Access Key, EA FAQ, Early Access Key, exiles, Game Database, Gaming, Global 1488, Happy New Year Exiles, Hub, Ingame Chat Channel, Ladder, Launch Live Updates, patch notes, Path, Path of Exile 2, Path of Exile 2 forum, Path of Exile 2 Game Database, Path of Exile 2 General, Path of Exile 2 Ladders, Path of Exile 2 Purchase, Path of Exile 2 Wiki, Recent Patch Notes, Release Duelist Now, Trade Site, Wiki

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	5635
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	31	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	19	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40

Yo, fellow gamers! Are you tired of boring servers with no excitement? Well, join our Minecraft server for a wild ride like no other! We’ve got more patches than a pirate’s sail, more updates than your mom’s Facebook page, and more keys than a janitor at a key factory!

Join now and become the ultimate duelist, like a ninja with a sword made of rainbows! Our server is so lit, it’s like a disco party in the Nether.

Don’t miss out on the fun, join our server now and trade with other players like a boss. Our ladder is so high, it’s like climbing Mount Everest on a pogo stick.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and chat with players from around the world in our global channel 1488Old. It’s gonna be a blast, so don’t miss out!

CrazyCraft FamTraditions Minecraft SMP

BIZARRE, crazycraft, culture, customs, Etiquette, family dynamics, family tradition, FamTraditions, gatherings, heritage, home, Hospitality, long tail traditions, Minecraft, quirky, Rituals, smp, social norms, strange, Traditions, Unique, UNUSUAL, Visiting

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	8069
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	21
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10

OMG guys, you have to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like a party in a creeper’s pants! We have the craziest family traditions like every time someone finds diamonds, we all have to do the chicken dance in real life! And don’t even get me started on our annual llama rodeo competition, last year Steve got bucked off and landed in a pit of lava, it was lit AF! Plus, our server mascot is a dancing pig named Porky who wears a top hat and monocle, he’s so fancy. So come join us and experience the madness, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a TNT trap, but that’s just part of the fun)!