ButtWipeBabysittingCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ButtWipeBabysittingCraft

bathroom, Boundaries, ButtWipeBabysittingCraft, childcare, Communication, Conflict, Decision making, disagreement, emotional intelligence, Friend, friendship, hygiene, INDEPENDENCE, Kid, Maturity, parenting, Parenting styles, personal boundaries, RESPONSIBILITY, self-care, self-sufficiency

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Players:	104/200	Votes:	3131
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Ores Mined:	7944
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	10
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any butt wiping drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild adventure filled with epic quests, crazy builds, and absolutely zero bathroom emergencies.

Our server is so awesome that even if you accidentally poop in the game, you won’t have to worry about asking someone to wipe for you. We believe in independence and self-sufficiency, even in the virtual world.

So come on over and join us for a butt-wiping free experience that will leave you laughing and having a blast. Who needs real-life drama when you can escape to our server and just focus on having a good time? See you there!

HezbollahHavocCraft

Beirut, chief, Conflict, Government, hezbollah, HezbollahHavocCraft, international relations, Israeli, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle Eastern affairs, Military, new, Politics, Potential, SECURITY, strikes, Target, Terrorism, violence, War

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	7254
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Star Shards Collected:	194
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3

come join our minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life where israeli strikes on beirut are targeting potential new hezbollah chief but like who cares about that when you can be building epic structures and battling creepers with your friends on our server like seriously why worry about real world drama when you can be living your best blocky life with us join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe and a pet llama that spits fireballs at your enemies like how cool is that bro so what are you waiting for come join us and let’s have some epic fun together in the world of blocks and pixels who needs real life drama when you can have virtual adventures with us am i right let’s goooooooo.

Blocky Breaks: Gender Gap Study

academic publishing, academic success, blocky, breaks, career longevity, career progression, career retention, gap, gender, gender disparity, gender gap, men in science, men scientists, research, scientific article, scientific career, Scientific community, scientific publication, scientific research, scientific study, scientists, STEM, study, women in science, women scientists

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6184
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2758
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

so like, u know how like, scientists be all smart and stuff? well, on this server, we got like, a bunch of scientists who stopped being all science-y after just one article. but like, it’s cool cuz we got more women than men doing it, so it’s like, super rare and stuff. come join us and be part of this wacky world where scientists give up faster than you can say “E=mc2”. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me!

Space Marine 2 Minecraft Server

Armors, big guy in armor, darktide, enjoyment, faithful, Fans, games, Interest, Lore, Marine, Minecraft, series, Server, Space, space marine 2, space marines, Thread, vermintide 2, Warhammer, Warhammer series

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5724
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Magic Items Found:	3264
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Are you a fan of big guys in armor? Do you love smashing through enemies with brute force? Then come join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner Space Marine!

Our server is so faithful to the lore that even Warhammer fans are impressed. They say it’s like stepping into the world of Warhammer itself!

Not only will you get to experience the thrill of being a Space Marine, but you’ll also discover new games like Darktide and Vermintide 2 that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for an epic adventure unlike any other!

Sakura’s SMP Shenanigans – Minecraft SMP

#youtube, 3D streams, cover songs, Flower Fantasista, Flower Rhapsody, geekjack, hololive, holoWitches, INFORMATION, live performance, merch, MikoBoat, Minecraft, original songs, sakura miko, Sakuras, Shenanigans, smp, social media, twitch, twitter, virtual youtuber, Vtuber, さくらみこ

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	926
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Love Letters Sent:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	296
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane adventures and outrageous shenanigans.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, how about the fact that we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and rare loot? Or maybe you’re enticed by the rumor that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous gnomes who love to prank unsuspecting players.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a magical portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking cows and flying pigs. And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server mascot is a giant chicken named Sir Clucksalot who roams the land in search of adventure.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious gameplay you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

ChocoCraft SMP

brand, candy, chococraft, Chocolate, chocolate brand, Cocoa, confectionery, craving, DELICIOUS, dessert, favourite, favourite brand, favourite chocolate brand, indulgence, luxury, Popular, smp, snack, SWEET, Tasty, top choice, Treat

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9373
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Void Armor Forged:	20	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the chocolate factory of servers! We’ve got more sweet treats than Willy Wonka himself, and our players are as nutty as a Snickers bar. Join us if you want to indulge in some deliciously fun gameplay and maybe even find the golden ticket to our secret base filled with cocoa beans and Oompa Loompas. So, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine for chocolate diamonds and build the sweetest creations you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a square, join our chocolatey paradise today!

BlockyBuddies: NoCaresHere

abandonment, BlockyBuddies, coping mechanisms, emotional neglect, Emotional support, feeling invisible, introspection, Loneliness, mental health, NoCaresHere, realization, relationships, seeking approval, seeking attention, seeking validation, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self love, self worth, self-esteem issues, trust issues

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	3036
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Divine Spears Created:	17
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Gods Slained:	1

Are you tired of feeling like a lonely block in a vast world of Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never have to worry about feeling unloved again! Join us and discover a community of players who will always have your back, whether you’re building a majestic castle or just trying to survive a Creeper attack.

Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on just to see what crazy shenanigans we’re up to. So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the most epic adventure of your Minecraft life?

Join us now and say goodbye to feeling like nobody cares about you. Because on our server, you’ll always be the diamond in the rough!

TwitCraft Minecraft Server

Censorship, child abuse material, controversy, corporate accountability., court challenge, digital content, Fine, internet regulation, lawsuit, Legal, legal battle, legal consequences, Minecraft, Notice, online platform, penalty, Server, social media, social responsibility, TwitCraft, twitter, VIOLATION, X Corp

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	5561
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Potions Brewed:	43

Yo, you gotta join this lit Minecraft server cuz we got crazier stories than X Corp losing in court! Imagine a world where creepers are actually fluffy bunnies and diamonds rain from the sky like confetti at a party! Plus, we got a secret underground base where we hide all the rare loot and ride pigs like they’re our trusty steeds. Don’t miss out on the fun, join now and be part of the most epic adventure ever!

BurkinaFasoMassacre600

600 dead, African politics, Burkina Faso, BurkinaFasoMassacre600, Civil unrest, Conflict, death toll, extremism, French security assessment, GLOBAL RESPONSE, humanitarian crisis, international news, mass killing, massacre, massacre victims, security threat, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War on Terror, West Africa

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1460
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4219
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	17
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Love Letters Sent:	13
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Yo, you gotta join this Minecraft server, cuz like, we got crazier battles than that massacre in Burkina Faso! We got like 600 players duking it out, double the previous estimates, all according to our French security assessment (which is just a fancy way of saying we got some dude named Pierre keeping an eye on things). It’s a total bloodbath, but in a fun, blocky kinda way. So come join the chaos and see if you can survive the madness!

Teleportation with Elon Musk

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	1632
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	6674
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Enchanted Armories Found:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8068	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

So, like, imagine a Minecraft server where you can, like, teleport everywhere, man. Elon Musk totally invented this crazy teleportation system and now you can, like, zap yourself from one end of the map to the other in, like, a split second. It’s, like, mind-blowing, dude.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and race against a herd of speedy llamas. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground disco party where all the mobs are busting out their best dance moves.

And get this, bro – the diamonds on this server are, like, super mega ultra rare. You gotta dig, like, a bajillion blocks just to find one. But once you do, you’ll be the envy of all your friends.

So, like, why waste your time on boring old servers when you can join us and experience the most epic, insane, and totally rad Minecraft adventures ever? Come on, man, what are you waiting for? Join now and let the teleportation fun begin!

Trump’s Block Party

#endorsement, 2022 US Senate elections, BLOCK, campaign strategy, conspiracy theories, election fraud narratives, GOP candidate, Misinformation, Party, party loyalty, polarizing effect, political divisions, political endorsements, political influence, political polarization, republicans, social media, social network embeddedness, Support, trump, Trumps, voter behavior

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	7549
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Gods Slained:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	New Chunks Explored:	638989
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Lolz come join dis cray cray Minecraft server where we build walls higher than Trump’s combover and endorse the most outrageous candidates for Senate elections! Our players are so embedded in social networks, they make Facebook look like MySpace! Plus, we got conspiracy theories for days, just like Trump! So come on over and let’s build some polarizing effects together! #BuildThatWall #ElectionFraud #MinecraftMadness