Buttstomp – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

Remake Madness Minecraft Server
adaptations, Classics, creativity, Entertainment, Franchises, Future, games, gaming industry, innovation, madness, market demand, Minecraft, Nostalgia, originality, Reboots, remake, Remakes, Sequels, Server, storytelling, Technology, trends, video games
Are you tired of playing the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day with our outrageous remakes of remakes!
Join us as we take classic Minecraft games and give them a hilarious twist – like playing hide and seek in a world made entirely of cake, or battling it out in a PvP arena where the floor is made of slippery slime blocks!
But that’s not all – we also have insane stories waiting to be discovered, like the legend of the Chicken King who rules over a kingdom of feathered minions, or the tale of the cursed diamond pickaxe that turns everything it touches into cheese!
So come on down to our server and experience the wackiest, wildest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this madness!

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””what’s this move called?” Minecraft SMP”
called.., Choreography, confusion, Dance, doubt, Identification, inquiry, Label, Minecraft, Move, movement, name.., Performance, query, question.., recognition, Routine, smp, steps, terminology, Title, uncertainty, unknown, whats
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and mysterious quests.
Our server is home to the legendary “What’s this move called?” challenge, where players must come up with the most ridiculous and outrageous moves to defeat their opponents in PvP battles. From the “Flaming Chicken Dance” to the “Twerking Tornado,” anything goes in this wacky world.
But that’s not all! Our server is also rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who loves to photobomb unsuspecting players. Will you be brave enough to face this spooky specter and uncover the secrets of our server?
So what are you waiting for? Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected and remember to always ask yourself, “What’s this move called?”

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BlocktopiaDreams
BlocktopiaDreams
If you could live anywhere in the world, why not live in our Minecraft server? Our server is so amazing that even the creepers have their own dance parties! Plus, rumor has it that our virtual diamonds are actually worth real money in the real world. So join us and start your journey to becoming a virtual millionaire! And who knows, maybe you’ll even find the secret portal to a land of unlimited pizza and unicorns. So why settle for boring old reality when you can live in our epic Minecraft world?

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VetoVillagersMC
Diplomacy, diplomatic efforts., diplomatic relations, finland, foreign policy, global decision-making, global governance, global politics, global security, international agreements, International cooperation, international diplomacy, international organizations, international relations, president, single state veto, UN Security Council, united nations, veto power, VetoVillagersMC, world leaders
join our epic minecraft server where we have finland’s president as our mascot and he’s sick of single state vetos so he’s taking matters into his own blocky hands by building a UN Security Council in the game. come join the chaos and help him overthrow the oppressive veto system with your epic building skills and strategic gameplay. plus, there’s a rumor that if you help him succeed, he’ll give you a virtual high five and maybe even a virtual cookie. so what are you waiting for? join now and let’s make minecraft great again!

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Hemp Bug Be Gone Server
agriculture, Alternative, bug, eco-friendly, entomology, extract, HEMP, hemp extract, hemp oil, insect control, insect repellent, mosquito larvae, natural insecticide, organic, Pest Control, Pest Management, Plant-Based, Potential, Promise, researchers, Server, sustainable
so like, picture this: you’re chillin in your Minecraft world, building your epic castle when suddenly, BAM! a swarm of annoying mosquitoes start buzzing around your head, ruining your vibe. but fear not, my friend, for on our server, we have discovered the ultimate solution: hemp extract!
that’s right, we have harnessed the power of hemp extract to create a natural insecticide that will obliterate those pesky mosquito larvae faster than you can say “creeper”. no more itchy bug bites or annoying buzzing in your ear, just pure, peaceful building bliss.
join our server now and experience the joy of a mosquito-free Minecraft world. plus, rumor has it that the hemp extract also gives your character super speed and the ability to fly. so what are you waiting for? come join us and let’s conquer the Minecraft universe together!

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Lonely Mc
Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, Minecraft Gaming Multiplayer Survival Community Adventure Sandbox Exploration Creativity Innovation Development PvP MMORPG Crafting Building Skills Quests Online Virtual world Challenges, PvP, Raiding
Alone Mc officially launched on September 19th, 2024, offering an immersive Minecraft experience with innovative Lifesteal and Free-for-All gamemodes currently in development. Founded by a passionate team of three—Apoliak, who oversees the project; Krishna, responsible for in-game development; and Bhavya, providing critical support—Alone Mc is dedicated to fostering a vibrant community. Join us to explore, compete, and thrive in a world where survival and teamwork are paramount. Experience the adventure today in Alone Mc.
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HanumanMC
#exciting, Adventures, cambodia, Community, Cross-Play, Dedicated, Discord, Economy, HanumanMC, java edition, member, Minecraft, Minigames, PvP, Raiding, Server, Support, Survival, Voting Rewards
HanumanMC is a Minecraft 1.21.1 server for Java Edition made in Cambodia, where very exciting adventures await! This awesome Survival server features PvP, voting rewards, minigames, and lots more! Come show your support for HanumanMC by joining today and becoming a dedicated member of its community! Discord: discord.gg/zmcmgPpnsX
play.hanumanmc.xyz:26565

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Trump’s Wall Minecraft Server
CONSERVATIVE, controversy, current events, discussion, election, forum, liberal, Minecraft, Online Community, POL, political discourse, political figures, political opinions, Politics, president, public opinion, Server, social media, Support, trump, Trumps, united states, Wall, waned
Are you tired of boring old politics discussions on /pol/? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing we’re debating is which block looks the best in a castle! Trump supporters, Biden supporters, and even aliens from Area 51 are all welcome to build and battle it out in our virtual world. Who needs politics when you can have a creeper explode your hard work instead? Join now for a chance to win a diamond pickaxe signed by Herobrine himself!

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Bull Run Minecraft SMP – Is This It?
Bull, Bull Run, Crypto, Dead, economic collapse, economic depression, economic downturn, economic turmoil, financial crisis, financial disaster, financial hardship, financial instability, financial meltdown, global crisis, Homeless, market crash, Minecraft, networth increase, POVERTY, recession, RUN, smp, unemployment, Wealth Inequality
Are you tired of boring old servers where the only thing increasing is your boredom levels? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is here to save the day! Join us and experience a whopping 22% increase in your virtual net worth – that’s right, you’ll be rolling in diamonds in no time!
But wait, there’s more! Did you know that lame.crypto is dead? That’s right, billions of poor little pixels are now homeless and looking for a new server to call home. By joining our SMP, you’ll be providing a safe haven for these poor, displaced blocks and giving them a chance to thrive once again.
So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and be a part of the craziest virtual community around. Who knows, you might even become the next diamond billionaire!

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Your Welcome Craft
colloquialisms, common phrases, Communication, Craft, English language, Etiquette, expressing gratitude, grammar, grammar rules, informal language, Language, linguistics, politeness, possessive pronouns, saying thank you, semantics, Syntax, Technically, welcome, your welcome
join dis epic minecraft server where u can ride on giant chickens and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. we have a secret underground disco party where u can dance with creepers and skeletons. also, our admin is a talking potato who grants wishes if u bring him a diamond block. come join the fun and chaos, it’s gonna be a blast!

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