buttsaggington – New Minecraft Servers (April 2025)

MineCraze Server: “The Main Problem”
average consumer, bend backwards, challenge, Clueless, Convinced, DEFEND, Embrace, favorite developer, god forsaken industry, Main, Main problem, midas touch, MineCraze, notion, perfect developer, Problem, pure garbage, realization, Server, shitters, special games, uncomfortable fact, Video Game (Industry)
Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the developer has the Midas touch and can do no wrong… until now! Witness the chaos as our almost perfect developer faces challenges that will make you question everything you thought you knew about gaming.
But fear not, because on our server, we embrace the uncomfortable truth that even the best developers can make mistakes. Join us as we navigate through the endless ocean of garbage in the video game industry, where our server shines like a diamond in the rough.
So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you witness the epic saga of a developer’s fall from grace, all while enjoying the wacky and wild world of Minecraft? Don’t miss out on the fun – join us now and be a part of the madness!

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ChunkyCraft Minecraft Server
Appearance, body acceptance, body comparison, body confidence, body dysmorphia, body image, body judgment, body positivity, body shaming, body standards, ChunkyCraft, fat, FITNESS, health, Insecurity, Minecraft, self esteem, self worth, self-perception, Server, societal norms, weight, weight loss
Are you tired of feeling like a chunky monkey in a world full of slim avatars? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, being thicc is a superpower! We have special power-ups that only activate when your character reaches a certain weight limit. So go ahead and indulge in all the virtual cake and cookies you want, because on our server, the bigger the player, the stronger they are! Join now and show off your curves in all their blocky glory!

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StepGrandkidSquad Minecraft Server
Communication, coping mechanism, Emotional distance, Emotional support, family dynamics, family relationships, grandchildren names, Grieving Process, honoring family members, honoring parents, late wife, Minecraft, relationship boundaries, Server, stepfamily, stepfamily dynamics, stepgrandkids, StepGrandkidSquad, stepkids, stepmother, stepmother role, therapy suggestion
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we honor all family members, even the step-grandparents! Join us for a wacky adventure filled with naming ceremonies for all your virtual grandchildren.
Imagine a world where step-grandparents are celebrated like never before, where every pixelated grandchild has a name that pays tribute to their step-grandma. Dive into the virtual world where family dynamics are as complicated as a redstone contraption, and drama unfolds faster than a creeper explosion.
Join us now and experience the thrill of navigating through family relationships in a blocky world. Who needs therapy when you have a Minecraft server to vent all your step-grandparent naming frustrations? Don’t be the only one missing out on all the fun – join now and let the pixelated drama begin!

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CatCraft: GF Eviction Edition
AITA girlfriend cat dog person pet relationship adoption gaslighting shelter breakup temper trust provoking apology communication boundaries conflict emotions compromise decision-making, CatCraft, Edition, Eviction
Looking for a Minecraft server that understands your pet preferences? Look no further! Join our server where cats are banned and dogs are celebrated like royalty. We understand the importance of having a furry companion that matches your vibe, and we won’t force any unwanted animals on you.
Just like this player who had a purrfectly good reason for not wanting a cat in their life, we respect your boundaries and won’t sneak any feline friends into your virtual world. Our server is a safe space for all dog lovers to unite and build a community free of unwanted meows and litter boxes.
So if you’re tired of being gaslit by pesky pets and want to game in peace with your loyal canine companion by your side, join our server today! Who needs a cat when you can have a loyal Minecraft dog as your sidekick? Join now and say goodbye to unwanted surprises and hello to a world where dogs rule the roost.

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CheaterCraft Minecraft Server
BETRAYAL, break up, CheaterCraft, Cheating, cheating stories, Deceit, dishonesty, dumb excuses, emotional pain, ex, forgiveness, HEARTBREAK, Infidelity, long tail, Love Lost, Minecraft, moving on, relationship problems, relationships, Server, trust issues, unfaithfulness
Are you tired of dealing with exes who cheat for the most ridiculous reasons? Well, do we have the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that drama behind. Our server is like a magical land where cheating exes are turned into pixelated pigs and forced to mine diamonds for eternity. Trust us, it’s way more satisfying than any breakup revenge plot you could come up with. So come join us and let’s laugh at all those silly exes together!

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CraftyCancelz
Absurd, BIZARRE, canceling plans, CraftyCancelz, Excuses, Flaky, funny, Lame, last minute, laughable, odd, peculiar, quirky, Ridiculous, silly, strange, Unconventional, unexpected, unreliable, UNUSUAL, Weak
Have you ever canceled plans last minute because you just remembered you left your diamond pickaxe in a chest at spawn and you can’t possibly go out without it? Well, on our Minecraft server, that’s a totally valid reason to bail on your friends! Join us for epic adventures, hilarious mishaps, and the occasional creeper prank that will have you laughing for days. Who needs real-life plans when you can be building a castle with your new blocky BFFs? So come on, cancel those boring plans and join us for some pixelated fun!

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ArrowGuard Minecraft Server
arrow attack, ArrowGuard, attacker, crime, Defense, Diplomatic, diplomatic mission, embassy guard, embassy security, fatal shooting, international incident, investigation, Israeli embassy, law enforcement, Minecraft, police officer, Protection, SECURITY, self defense, Serbia, Server, Shooter, violence
so, like, imagine this, right? you’re just chillin on this minecraft server, building your lil house and tending to your farm, when suddenly, out of nowhere, a police officer guarding the israeli embassy in serbia gets hit by an arrow! like, what even is happening, right? but then, get this, the police officer straight up shoots the attacker dead! like, talk about intense minecraft drama, amirite? come join our server for all the crazy, unexpected moments like this one, you won’t regret it! plus, we have the best virtual snacks in town, so like, why wouldn’t you wanna be a part of this wild ride? come on, join us now!

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EmbassyGuardXbowSerb
assassination attempt, Attack, breaking news, Conflict Resolution, crossbow attacker, Deadly Force, diplomatic mission, eastern europe, EmbassyGuardXbowSerb, firing bolt, foreign relations, Incident, international news, Israeli embassy guard, law enforcement, national security, SECURITY, self defense, Serbia, shot dead, violence
So, like, have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server that is so wild and crazy, it’s like being in a real-life action movie? Well, do we have the server for you! Picture this: you’re just minding your own business, building a sick castle or whatever, when BAM! A crossbow attacker comes out of nowhere and tries to take you down. But don’t worry, our guards are on point and will protect you at all costs. Join now for the most intense Minecraft experience of your life! Who needs boring old regular servers when you can have this level of excitement? Let’s gooooooo!

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MooCraft: Bird Flu Edition
animal health, avian influenza, biosecurity measures, bird, bird flu, cross-species transmission, dairy cattle, disease control, disease transmission, Edition, epidemic prevention, flu, H5N1 virus, infection potential, Infectious Disease, livestock industry, livestock management, milking equipment, moocraft, public health, research, viral persistence, virus stability, zoonotic disease
come join our epic minecraft server where we have dairy cattle infected with bird flu! watch out for those sneaky cows, they might just give you the flu too! but don’t worry, our research shows that the virus stays on milking equipment for at least one hour, so you have plenty of time to catch it! join now for a truly unique and infectious experience!

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Phyre Creative
Creative
Welcome to Phyre Creative
A creative plots Minecraft server! Earn ranks through creativity and artistic talent
> 64×64 Plots available to anyone > Higher ranks can get plots up to 256×256 > World Edit > Free build world for the highest rank
Join today and begin your building journey!
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