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Travel the Minecraft world in style with the Global SMP, now with added Java 1.21 flavor!

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	1253
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Votes:	7371
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Runes Activated:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Ores Mined:	2303
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Void Gems Collected:	17
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Global SMP Minecraft Server

Hello! We are an 18+ vanilla Java Minecraft server that strives to create the best SMP experience. Whether you are a builder, explorer, or casual Minecraft enjoyer, we welcome all players. Build a base in the vast world of Minecraft, go on a shopping spree in the shopping district, and participate in games with other members. No one can tell you what you can or cannot do (except for griefing…)

You will find a tight-knit community here with players from all over the world. With some minor datapack QOL improvements and buttery-smooth performance from Purpur, you can’t ask for much more – that being said, we’re always open to suggestions! Life can be stressful, but Global SMP is your getaway from the real world – without the hassle of travel!

If you are interested in joining us, please join our discord read the rules and then click apply-here!

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FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the minimum age to play on the server?	Players must be 18 years or older to join.
Are there any restrictions on gameplay?	Griefing is not allowed, but other than that, players are free to play as they wish.
Are there any plugins or mods on the server?	We use some minor datapack QOL improvements and Purpur for performance, but it is mostly vanilla.
How can I join the server?	Join our Discord, read the rules, and then follow the application process.
Can I suggest new features for the server?	Yes, we are always open to suggestions from our community.

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	398
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and unexpected surprises.

Our server is so lit, it’ll make you feel like you’re on cloud nine. We have custom plugins that will blow your mind and take your gaming experience to a whole new level. And don’t even get me started on our insane events – we once had a llama race where the winner got a diamond horse armor!

But that’s not all, our community is like a big dysfunctional family. We have players from all walks of life, including a guy who claims to be a ninja in real life and a girl who swears she can talk to creepers. It’s never a dull moment on our server, that’s for sure.

So come join us and let loose on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience. Just remember, what happens on our server, stays on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

BoomBlockz: Where Creepers Fear to Tread Since ‘int 10 years ago’

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	7331
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Potions Brewed:	191
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mines Excavated:	1416
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Are you tired of dealing with racist players on other servers? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a strict no racism policy! We don’t tolerate any hate speech towards any group of people, including our Chinese players. In fact, we have a whole town dedicated to celebrating Chinese culture and cuisine! So come join us and help us build a diverse and inclusive community where everyone is welcome, no matter where they come from. Plus, our server has the best virtual Kung Pao chicken you’ll ever taste! Join us now and let’s make Minecraft a better place for everyone!

SPinCraft: Because even Minecraft players debate Game Boy releases

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Players:	108/1000	Votes:	5624
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	71	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	New Chunks Explored:	458674

Come join our Minecraft server, where we promise you an amazing leap in hardware just like the Game Boy Color! Imagine playing Minecraft with colors so vibrant, it’ll make your eyes pop out (not literally, we hope).

Just like how the GBC didn’t last long before the original GBA was released, our server is constantly evolving and improving to provide you with the best gaming experience possible. Who knows, maybe we’ll even surprise you with a Minecraft version of the SP in the future!

And don’t worry about missing out on GBC games, because on our server, every game is a colorful adventure waiting to be explored. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let’s make some Minecraft memories together!

Crafty Hide and Seek

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4120
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Love Letters Sent:	13
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Are you ready to embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life? Well, get ready because on our server, the stakes are higher than ever! Just like the more than 1 million Indians waiting for high-skilled immigrant visas, you’ll be waiting in anticipation for the next big quest to conquer.

Join our server and experience the thrill of building your own virtual empire while dodging creepers and zombies at every turn. Who needs a visa when you can travel to new dimensions and realms with just a click of a button?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a legend in the world of Minecraft! Just remember, the only visa you’ll need here is a VIP pass to all the fun and chaos that awaits you.

CraftyFeminist18s: Where even ‘retarded children’ can build epic worlds!

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4749
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	86
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Are you tired of dealing with “retarded children” in your Minecraft server? Look no further! Our server is for mature players only, because apparently 18 year olds are just too dumb to handle the responsibility of voting or dating. Join us and leave the kids behind as you embark on epic adventures and build amazing creations with fellow grown-ups. Who needs Stacy and her drama when you can join our server and vote on important server decisions instead? Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now!

Naruto’s Blocky Adventure: Believe It! Crafty Ninjas Server

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Players:	93/100	Votes:	8882
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Are you tired of boring old democracy in your Minecraft server? Do you want to experience the thrill of ninja governance? Then look no further, because on our server, Tobirama is the ultimate leader! Forget about voting, just follow Tobirama’s every command and watch as your ninja village thrives like never before. Join now for a truly unique and chaotic Minecraft experience!

FagCraft: Where Every Block is a Fag and Every Creeper is a LOL

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	7063
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Chimeras Created:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16
Star Shards Collected:	285	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Void Armor Forged:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as dry as a desert? Well, come join our server where the only thing drier than the desert is our sense of humor! We have fags, lmaos, and lololololols galore!

Join us for epic battles against giant rainbow-colored chickens, build a house out of marshmallows and cotton candy, or ride a llama into battle against an army of evil potatoes!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the only rule is to dance like a deranged penguin on caffeine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond-encrusted toilet of the server owner!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! (Disclaimer: No actual fags were harmed in the making of this server)

GemCraft: Mine, Build, and Laugh with Koseki Bijou General! LOL

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3068
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Dragon Eggs Found:	6030	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	5
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Potions Brewed:	39

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to keep coming back for more.

Our server is so epic that even the creepers are scared to come near us. We have legendary players who have defeated the Ender Dragon blindfolded and built entire cities out of diamond blocks. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeons filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

But that’s not all! We also have exclusive merch that will make you the envy of all your friends. And our starter guide is so helpful, it’s like having a diamond sword in a zombie apocalypse.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare to embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life. Just remember, don’t engage with diggers (trolls, doxxers, holo vs holo baiters). Hide, report, and rock on!

ConsoleCraft: Where the Game is Literally Playable!

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	2374
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Endless Night Skies:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of playing Minecraft on consoles and constantly having to keep a directory open on the side just to make the game playable? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have banned directories altogether! That’s right, no more pesky directories ruining your gaming experience.

Join us on our server where the only way to survive is by riding giant chickens as your mode of transportation. Don’t worry, these chickens are trained professionals and will get you where you need to go in style.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have evolved to speak in only emojis. Can you decipher their messages and unlock the hidden treasures they guard?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now for a wild and wacky adventure unlike any other!

Blocky Justice: Where Creepers Get Life Sentences and Endermen Pay Fines

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	1147
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Animals Bred:	149
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and punishments? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a roller coaster made entirely out of diamond blocks, swim in a pool of lava (don’t worry, we have fire-resistant armor for you), and even battle a dragon while riding a giant chicken!

But wait, there’s more! If you break a rule on our server, your punishment will be to wear a pumpkin on your head for an entire week while only speaking in pig Latin. And if you really mess up, you’ll have to build a statue of the server owner out of obsidian blocks…with a unibrow!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life!