Butterfaces Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Blocky Babes and Butterfaces

5/10, attractiveness, Average, Babes, beauty standards, below average, blocky, body image, body shaming, butterface, Butterfaces, Confidence, discrimination, facial features, No whales, objectification, physical appearance, self esteem, societal norms, Ugly, Unattractive, Women

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	23	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	187	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Potions Brewed:	132
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7
Love Letters Sent:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

Are you tired of boring old servers with no sense of humor? Well, look no further because our server is a solid 5/10 or worse! Why settle for mediocrity when you can have subpar greatness?

And don’t even get us started on the lack of whales. Seriously, who wants to play on a server without whales? Our server is so whale-friendly, we even have a pet whale named Bob who swims around in our virtual ocean and gives out free diamonds to players.

Join us for a wild ride filled with questionable building choices, random explosions, and an endless supply of llama drama. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?). So what are you waiting for? Dive into the chaos and join our server today!

HamasGoneBoomMC

Assassination, Commander, Conflict Resolution, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, defense strategy, gaza, General Security Forces, Hamas, HamasGoneBoomMC, idf, international relations, Israel, Middle East conflict, military intelligence, military operation, military strike, military tactics, palestine, security measures, targeted killing

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	2490
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	3418
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	8

so, dis server is like, da bomb diggity yo. we got all da crazy stuff u could eva want in a minecraft server. like, we got pigs dat fly and cows dat shoot lasers outta their eyes. and get dis, we got a secret underground base where u can battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

but wait, there’s more! we also have a haunted mansion where u can go ghost hunting and try to survive the night. and if u make it out alive, u get a special prize.

oh, and did i mention we have a pet dragon that u can ride around and breathe fire on all ur enemies? yeah, we’re pretty much the coolest server ever. so come join us and have the time of ur life. trust me, u won’t regret it.

MedievalTherapyCraft

Absolution, Catharsis, confession booth, Confessions, emotional cleansing, emotional release, forgiveness, Guilt, healing, Medieval, medieval therapy, MedievalTherapyCraft, mental health, psychological relief, religious practice, repentance, self improvement, self reflection, Sin, spiritual growth, Therapy

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Players:	94/100	Votes:	1924
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

hey u! yes u! r u tired of boring old minecraft servers? well do i have the server for u! imagine a place where u can confess ur deepest darkest secrets while building ur dream castle! that’s right, confessions were basically medieval therapy on this server! need to get something off ur chest? just hop on and spill the tea while mining for diamonds! trust me, u won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so what r u waiting for? join now and let the confessions begin!

StressCraft: No Manly Conformity

conformity, Gender norms, manly, Masculinity, mens health, mental health, Mental health advocacy, mental health awareness, mental health education, mental health help, Mental health resources, mental health services, mental health stigma, mental health support, Mental Health Treatment, Mental Wellness, seeking help, societal expectations, stress, StressCraft, toxic masculinity

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	6224
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	14
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Magic Items Found:	2562	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11

YO, WANNA JOIN DIS SERVER? WELL, LET ME TELL YA, IT’S DA MOST EPIC PLACE TO BE IN MINECRAFT LAND! WE GOT PIGS THAT CAN FLY, COWS THAT DANCE, AND SHEEP THAT SING LIKE MARIAH CAREY!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ORE SPAWNS ARE LITERALLY MADE OF CHOCOLATE, AND IF YOU MINE THEM, YOU GET A LIFETIME SUPPLY OF FREE PIZZA! YEAH, YOU HEARD ME RIGHT, FREE PIZZA!

ALSO, OUR VILLAGERS ARE ALL TRAINED IN MARTIAL ARTS, SO IF YOU TRY TO MESS WITH THEM, THEY’LL DROPKICK YOU INTO NEXT WEEK! AND DON’T EVEN GET ME STARTED ON OUR ENDER DRAGON, HE’S GOT A PHD IN PHYSICS AND CAN SOLVE RUBIK’S CUBES BLINDFOLDED!

SO, IF YOU WANNA HAVE A BLAST, MAKE SOME NEW FRIENDS, AND LAUGH UNTIL YOUR SIDES HURT, JOIN OUR SERVER NOW! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, I PROMISE!

CraftyMinds Minecraft Server

anxiety, coping strategies, CraftyMinds, depression, Despair, financial struggles, hopelessness, lack of purpose, lack of support, Loneliness, mental health awareness, mental health crisis, mental illness, Minecraft, seeking help, self worth, Server, social isolation, suicidal feelings, suicidal ideation, suicidal thoughts, unemployment, worthless education

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Players:	102/900	Votes:	2140
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Star Shards Collected:	203	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	New Chunks Explored:	80392

Are you feeling down in the dumps and contemplating the meaning of life? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, virtual friendships, and endless possibilities.

Why should you not kill yourself, you ask? Because on our server, you can be whoever you want to be! No job? No problem! In our world, you can be a professional block builder or a fearless explorer. Your education and certifications may be worthless in the real world, but in Minecraft, they’re the key to unlocking hidden treasures and secret realms.

And who needs money when you can mine for diamonds and trade with other players for rare items? Neetbux? Pshh, we’ve got virtual currency that’s worth more than gold.

Don’t have any friends or family to lean on? Well, guess what? Our server is filled with friendly players who are always up for a game of virtual tag or a building competition. And as for the future, well, who needs it when you can create your own destiny in the Minecraft universe?

So, why survive? Because on our server, the point is to have fun, make memories, and escape from the harsh realities of life. So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty steed, and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other!

BlockyBDSM Minecraft Server

BDSM, BlockyBDSM, Boundaries, Communication, coping mechanisms, Desires, empowerment, fetish, healing, Humiliation, mental health, Minecraft, personal growth, relationships, self esteem, self-acceptance, self-control, Server, Sexuality, shame, Therapy, Trauma, Vulnerability

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	98	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	4

Are you tired of your boring vanilla Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where your wildest fantasies can come to life? Look no further, because on our server, we specialize in sexually humiliating creepers! That’s right, you can finally live out your dreams of dominating those pesky green creatures in ways you never thought possible. Join us for a wild ride of kinkiness and chaos, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who really follows those anyway?). So come on, what are you waiting for? Let your inner dominatrix out to play on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server!

DyeCraft Minecraft Server

colorful hair, Communication, cute, DAUGHTER, Decision making, disagreement, Drugs, DyeCraft, dyed hair, Expression, family, Future, grandmother, hair dye, joy, Lifestyle, Minecraft, Mother, parenting, safe dye, semi permanent, Server, tattoos

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	984
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Meteorites Collected:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we encourage colorful expressions like dyeing your hair blue and pink! Just like this mom dyed her daughter’s hair, you can dye your sheep, your house, heck even your diamond armor if you want!

Join us and unleash your creativity in ways that will make your grandma cry (in a good way)! Who needs boring old natural hair colors when you can have a rainbow on your head? And don’t worry, our server is free of judgmental grandmas and full of supportive players who will cheer you on as you embrace your inner unicorn.

So come on in and let your hair down (literally, dye it all the colors of the rainbow)! Who knows, maybe you’ll even start a trend that will have all the mobs in Minecraft rocking blue and pink hair too. Let’s make this server the most colorful and fabulous place in the Minecraft universe!

NoKidZoneCraft

aita, bad kid, bullying, child, complaint, conservative family, dislike, faith based school, Friends, influence, Junk Food, NoKidZoneCraft, not inviting, parents, public school, reminder, sleepover, submissive, summer camp, Upset, upset parents.

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	4532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Potions Brewed:	64	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23

Are you tired of boring, faith-based schools where kids get in trouble for asking questions and standing up to bullies? Look no further, join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky adventure!

Our server is like a small, loving, and accepting environment where you can let your creativity run wild. No more inflexible rules or lack of common sense here – just pure fun and excitement!

Join now and meet hilarious characters like Julia and Sue, who will keep you entertained with their crazy antics. From sleepovers to summer camps, you never know what outrageous stories will unfold on our server.

So why wait? Come join us and be a part of the most epic Minecraft community where being a “terrible influence” is actually a compliment! Let’s show Sue’s parents what real fun looks like 😉.

CraftyCrafterz

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	4196
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	10
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10

Are you tired of mining for diamonds all day and night with no one to appreciate your hard work? Look no further than our Minecraft server, where diamond miners are treated like royalty! Our server is filled with beautiful villagers who can’t resist a player with a full inventory of shiny diamonds. Join now and become the most attractive player in the land!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that our server is home to a secret society of chicken jockeys who ride around on giant chickens, terrorizing unsuspecting players. Will you join their ranks or become their next target? Only time will tell on our wild and wacky Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience all the craziness and hilarity that awaits you. Who knew Minecraft could be this much fun?

CraftyPutin’s Minecraft Server

1938, aggression, Conflict, CraftyPutins, Dictatorship, Europe, History, international relations, Invasion, lessons, Military, Minecraft, nationalism, Political, power, Propaganda, putin, Server, soviet union, totalitarianism, Ukraine, War, world war

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	7885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	20	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Holy Grails Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

lol u ever wanted to time travel back to 1938 and see putin starting a war in ukraine? well now u can…in minecraft! join our server for a wild ride through history where putin is a pixelated warlord and ukraine is made of blocks. build your own bunker to hide from the chaos or join putin’s army and conquer the land. who knew history could be so fun and blocky? come join us for a blast from the past…literally!

HostageCraft: No Surrender

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, freedom, fumes, Hamas, HostageCraft, hostages, Ismail Haniyeh, Israel, MIDDLE EAST, Négotiation, Palestinian, Peace, Politics, Release, resistance, RETALIATION, Surrender, Tension, Terrorism

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	4447
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	97	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Divine Scrolls Written:	9	Crops Grown:	1399

so, like, this server is, like, totally epic, bro. we got, like, dragons and unicorns and, like, a secret underground lair filled with diamonds and gold. you can, like, build your own castle and, like, battle other players with, like, enchanted swords and stuff.

oh, and get this, there’s, like, a secret treasure hunt where you can find, like, a magical portal to a land filled with candy and rainbows. and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a pet creeper that, like, follows you around and explodes on command.

so, like, come join us on this, like, totally rad server where the only limit is your imagination. and remember, we will not surrender until every player has experienced the ultimate Minecraft adventure.”