ButtCraft Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ButtCraft: TP Edition

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	4416
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll need to shower off the tears? Look no further! Our server is so hilarious, even toilet paper gets self-conscious around here. Join us for a wild ride of outrageous stories and insane adventures. Who knows, you might even find yourself laughing so hard you’ll forget about your toilet paper butt! Join now and let the fun begin!

ButtCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	3986
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	12	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Votes:	2759	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13

Are you tired of anglos and their shenanigans ruining everything? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have banned all anglos and their brood! No more anglo influence here, just pure unadulterated fun!

Join us and fight against the anglo-Jewish alliance that is trying to take over the Minecraft world. Build your own anti-anglo fortress and defend it against hordes of anglo invaders. Show them that white genocide is not welcome here!

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can dress up as your favorite anti-anglo hero and battle it out in epic PvP battles. Will you be the one to finally defeat the anglo-Jewish axis once and for all?

So come on, join our Minecraft server and be a part of the resistance against anglo culture. Let’s show them that we will not be replaced!

BootyCraft: Digging for treasure in all the wrong places

1. Asses, 10. Seduction, 11. Fantasy, 12. Provocative, 13. Allure, 14. Naughty, 15. Tease, 16. Pleasure, 17. Sultry, 18. Forbidden, 19. Tempting, 2. Bury, 20. Erotic., 3. Face, 4. desire, 5. Temptation, 6. lust, 7. Curves, 8. Sensual, 9. Cheeks, BootyCraft, Digging, Places, Treasure, wrong

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	5918	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	14	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pixelated asses are so round and firm, you’ll want to bury your face in them! Our server is filled with bootylicious landscapes and derriere-themed builds that will make you want to twerk in joy.

Butts aside, our server also offers a unique experience with custom plugins that allow you to ride pigs into battle while wearing nothing but a banana hammock. Don’t worry, the pigs are trained professionals and won’t judge you for your choice of attire.

If you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and embrace your inner cheeky self, then look no further. Join us and become part of our tight-knit community of butt enthusiasts who aren’t afraid to show off their assets.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig deep into the world of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to watch your backside, because you never know when a surprise twerk attack might come your way.

Crafty Laughs: The LOL-tastic Minecraft Server

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	5814
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	12	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Emeralds Found:	5421
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild circus on steroids! Join us for a rollercoaster ride of insanity and chaos that will leave you questioning your sanity (in a good way, we promise).

Picture this: you log in and suddenly find yourself in a battle against a horde of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords. But don’t worry, our resident superhero llama, Llamacorn, is here to save the day with his magical rainbow powers.

Oh, and did we mention our secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs? Get ready to dance your blocky butt off while dodging explosive beats.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Baconator, a pig riding a dragon that shoots fireballs made of bacon. Yes, you read that right. Bacon fireballs. Need we say more?

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Trust us, you won’t be needing it here!

Infernalsmp

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	4168
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3

server has been broken remade broken remade and made into a hardworking upgrading type server. This server is made with passion and the art of a hard worker who wants a viral server. This server is going to be worked on until perfected. server will be worked on throughout /polls and questions and criticism

infernalsmp.apexmc.co

BaguetteCraft: Creeping on Crepes & Creators

Analysis, BaguetteCraft, comparison, Creators, creeping, crepes, culture, debate, discussion, France, French, Hierarchy, History, Identity, Impact, IMPORTANCE, influence, leadership, opinion, perspective, Politics, power, Significance, society

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2483
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Are you tired of boring old servers where you have to follow the rules and play by the book? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the craziest place to be!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where the question “Who is more important in France?” is the only thing that matters. Will it be the baguette-wielding villagers or the beret-wearing pigs? Only time will tell!

But that’s not all – we have insane events like “Turtle Racing Tuesdays” where you can bet on your favorite shell-wearing speedsters. And don’t even get us started on our legendary “Sheep Disco Dance Parties” where the woolly creatures bust out their best moves to dubstep remixes of classical music.

So if you’re ready for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and questionable French stereotypes, then come join our Minecraft server today! Who knows, you might just become the most important player in France (or at least in our wacky little world)!

Blocktopia: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

animation directing, animation software, anime production, blocktopia, cg anime, computer graphics, Creative Tools, CREEPERS, digital art, fear, golden age, innovation, instant combination with 2D, Japanese animators, motion capture, motion-matching, real time CGI rendering, rendering engine, Technology, Tread, Unreal Engine 5.4, video game development, virtual production, visual effects

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	2109
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Emeralds Found:	5710
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with basic graphics and animations? Well, look no further because our server is like stepping into a real-life CGI movie! Our motion-matching technology will make your character move like a pro, and our instant combination with 2D will make your builds pop like never before.

Join us and be part of the golden age of Minecraft animation! Who needs boring old blocky graphics when you can have stunning CGI landscapes and characters? Japanese animators will be begging to learn our secrets once they see the amazing creations on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Trust us, you won’t want to go back to those basic servers once you see what we have to offer. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one crazy animation at a time!

MineCrystal

Adventure, competitive, Creative, Cross-Play, Custom, Earth, Economy, Faction, Hardcore, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Minigames, Modded, multiplayer, Prison, PvP, Pvpve, Raiding, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	8340
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Runes Activated:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Immortal Anvils Forged:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	37	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Secret Passages Found:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

MineCrystal is a high quality cracked Network. Our main focus is our Lifesteal mode, as well as our FFA Mode. We plan to add additional modes in the near future of MineCrystal.

Upon the servers release, you we have the modes: Lifesteal – A competitive twist to a survival smp FFA – Compete with players in pvp to become #1

Available versions Our server is available to join by everyone, to engage the community as much as possible! ・Java Edition ・Bedrock Edition ・Cracked

ms.minecrystal.fun:25566

MineMortal

Addictive, Adventure, building, Community, Creative, enemies, Enjoyable, Friends, Fun, games, KIND, Minecraft, MineMortal, Mini Games, multiplayer, OneBlock, Players, Polite, PvE, PvP, Server, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4976
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ores Mined:	8841
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	344	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

The server games are so enjoyable and addictive that you will never get bored playing here. You can play with friends or even meet new players through the server. The most important thing is to be polite and kind so as not to make enemies.

Minemortal.net

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE VS Hypixel

artistic builds, Community, creative base building, Curseforge, ExtraPlanets, factory builders, Factory Building, fusion reactor, Galacticraft, Minecraft, Modpack, Mods, multiplayer, Nuclear Reactor, Player Trading, player-owned shops, PvE, Server, space exploration, SpongeForge, Technicpack

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	5711
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Hypixel	HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE
Large player base	Specializes in PvE gameplay
Offers various minigames	Hosts “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack
Frequent updates and events	Wide range of mods available
Active community and forums	Focus on building and resource management
Free to play	Offers unique features like GalactiCraft and ExtraPlanets

Hypixel FAQ:

Can I play on Hypixel for free?	Yes, Hypixel is a free server to play on.
What kind of games does Hypixel offer?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of minigames such as Skywars, Bed Wars, and more.
Is Hypixel suitable for PvE players?	Hypixel focuses more on PvP gameplay, but there are also PvE elements in some minigames.

HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE FAQ:

What is unique about HaxysHideout The 1122 Pack PvE server?	HaxysHideout specializes in PvE gameplay and hosts “The 1.12.2 Pack” modpack with over 300 mods.
Can I download the modpack to play offline?	Yes, the modpack can be downloaded from TechnicPack or CurseForge.
Is there a focus on building and resource management on this server?	Yes, players are encouraged to build and manage resources, with features like player-owned shops available.

Sisters Sold Out Minecraft Madness

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	5386
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12	Villages Defended:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that flop harder than a fish out of water? Well, look no further because our server is so lit that even the sisters can’t keep up! They tried to tell me it was sold out, but that’s just because they couldn’t handle the sheer awesomeness of our server.

Join us for non-stop fun and adventure as we embark on epic quests to find the rarest items in the game. Rumor has it that there’s a diamond-encrusted unicorn roaming around somewhere, just waiting to be tamed.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most hilarious community of players you’ll ever meet. From prank wars to dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see for yourself why everyone is talking about our epic Minecraft server!

Crafty Lizard Brain Land

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7833
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4

Are you tired of being a slave to your lizard brain in the real world? Well, come join our Minecraft server where your lizard brain can run wild and free! Build a castle made entirely of cheese, ride a llama into battle against a horde of evil chickens, and become the ruler of a kingdom where the only rule is to have fun! Join us and let your inner lizard brain shine in all its glory!