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TuralCraft Minecraft Server

Adventure, Adventure Awaits, Curiosity, Destination, discovery, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Explore, immersive experience, Journey, Minecraft, new experiences, Off the beaten path, Ready, Server, travel, travel bug, Tural, TuralCraft, Wander, Wanderlust

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	6921
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crops Grown:	2953	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	150
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3

Are you ready to embark on a wild adventure in the land of Tural? Our Minecraft server is like no other, filled with mystical creatures, hidden treasures, and epic quests that will have you laughing and crying at the same time (mostly from falling off cliffs, let’s be real).

Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a horde of zombie chickens, and even build a castle made entirely out of cheese (because why not?). Trust us, Tural is the place to be if you’re looking for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the madness begin!

CraftyFooty Minecraft Server

athletes, Competition, CraftyFooty, Diversity, football, Future, Global influence, International, Minecraft, national team, Potential, Prospects, Recruitment, Scouting, Server, skill, Soccer, sports, talent, talent pool, Training, USMNT, youth development

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	3819
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement comes from mining diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is filled with kids from countries where football (or soccer for you Americans) is the number one sport! These kids are so talented, they’ll be filling up the USMNT for generations to come. Join our server and witness epic battles on the virtual pitch as these future soccer stars show off their skills in between building epic structures and fighting off creepers. Who needs diamonds when you have the next Messi or Ronaldo on your team? Join now and be a part of the soccer revolution in Minecraft!

SmoothieCraft: Wife Edition

Apology, bathroom habits, communication problems, condescension, criticism, Edition, Empathy, Frustration, good intentions, Gratitude, interrupting, lack of appreciation, listening skills, marital conflicts, misunderstandings, morning routines, negative responses, relationship issues, sensitivity, smoothie making, SmoothieCraft, Wife

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	1979
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Love Letters Sent:	12	Magic Wands Crafted:	17
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3

Are you tired of dealing with a spouse who can’t appreciate a good smoothie? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life! On our server, you won’t have to worry about making smoothies at the wrong time or dealing with constant interruptions during important discussions.

Our server is a smoothie-free zone, where you can build to your heart’s content without any negative vibes. Plus, we have a special bathroom schedule feature that ensures everyone has enough time to poop before smoothie-making commences.

So if you’re looking for a place to relax, unwind, and avoid smoothie-related arguments, join our server today! Who knew Minecraft could be the ultimate escape from marital strife?

SmileCraft Minecraft Server

appreciation, Brighten your day, cheerful, Contentment, Feel-Good, Good Vibes, Gratitude, Happiness, happy thoughts, Heartwarming, joy, little moments, Minecraft, mood booster, positive vibes, positivity, Server, simple joys, simple pleasures, small things, Smile, smilecraft, Uplifting

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	3163
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	20	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Imagine a Minecraft server where every time you mine a block, a chorus of singing chickens serenades you with their angelic voices. And not just any chickens, these chickens are wearing tiny top hats and monocles, strutting around like they own the place. Join our server for a chance to be serenaded by the fanciest chickens in all of Minecraft! Trust us, it’s an experience you won’t find anywhere else.

CraftyCrafterz

Business, consumer protection, Corruption, CraftyCrafterz, Deceit, Deception, dishonesty, Exploitation, fine print, fraud, hidden fees, Manipulation, questionable tactics, scam, shady dealings, Trickery, Unethical, unethical behavior, unfair practices, white collar crime

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	3933
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Runes Activated:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Secret Passages Found:	4
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Enchantments Applied:	90
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that promise the world but deliver dirt blocks? Well, look no further because our server is the answer to all your pixelated prayers!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding hidden treasures in our virtual world – we promise it’s not a scam, just regular business!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s long-lost cousin, the Fluffy Bunny Dragon. Legend has it that whoever defeats this fluffy beast will be granted unlimited diamonds for life!

So why waste your time on other servers when you could be living out your wildest Minecraft fantasies with us? Join now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime (and maybe even a few questionable business transactions along the way)!

QuantumCraft: Insane Adventures

Adventures, behavior patterns, belief systems, CHANGE, cognitive dissonance, different results, Expectations, habits, INSANE, Insanity, irrationality, mental health, mindset, outcomes, patterns, perspective, quantum physics, quantum world, QuantumCraft, Reality, repeating actions, Repetition, same thing twice

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Players:	90/400	Votes:	9488
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	30
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	26	Dragon Scales Harvested:	404

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN RIDE A LLAMA INTO BATTLE AGAINST A GIANT SPIDER THAT SHOOTS LASER BEAMS FROM ITS EYES! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! LASER BEAM SHOOTING SPIDERS!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! EVER WANTED TO FIGHT A DRAGON MADE ENTIRELY OUT OF CHEESE? WELL, NOW YOU CAN! AND IF YOU DEFEAT IT, YOU GET UNLIMITED CHEESE FOR LIFE! WHO WOULDN’T WANT THAT?

OH, AND DID I MENTION THAT OUR SERVER IS ACTUALLY LOCATED IN AN ALTERNATE DIMENSION WHERE PIGS CAN FLY AND CREEPERS GIVE HUGS INSTEAD OF EXPLODING? IT’S TRUE! YOU’LL NEVER WANT TO LEAVE!

SO COME ON DOWN TO OUR SERVER AND EXPERIENCE INSANITY LIKE NEVER BEFORE! JUST REMEMBER, ONCE YOU JOIN, THERE’S NO TURNING BACK! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

ProstatePvP: Serum Shenanigans

ProstatePvP, Serum, Shenanigans

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6527
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	12
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Votes:	1904
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	74	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

HEY U! YEAH U! R U LOOKING FOR A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW UR MIND? WELL, U JUST FOUND IT! THIS SERVER IS SO LIT, EVEN THE CREEPERS ARE DANCING!

JOIN US IF U WANNA SEE DIFFERENTIALLY EXPRESSED PROTEINS IN THE SERUM OF ELDERLY PATIENTS WHO EXPERIENCED PERIOPERATIVE NEUROCOGNITIVE DISORDERS FOLLOWING TRANSURETHRAL RESECTION OF THE PROSTATE! YEAH, U HEARD THAT RIGHT! WE GOT ALL THE WACKY STUFF HERE!

OUR PLAYERS SAY THAT ONCE THEY JOINED, THEIR BRAINS GREW THREE SIZES BIGGER AND THEY STARTED SPEAKING IN RHYMES! TRUE STORY, BRO!

SO, WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN US NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF UR LIFE! TRUST US, U WON’T REGRET IT!

Mine-pvp

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, survival events lifestrils anty chat happye multiplayer factions economy creative minigames roleplay skyblock parkour modded hardcore vanilla adventure community factions quest, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	106/400	Votes:	3989
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6

Wellcom ( nine-pvp ) server . this server has publick survival . lifestrils , and anty chat server . free to all events . play and happye 🙂

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Tempest SMP: The Server where even the creepers are scared to grief! 1.21 and Whitelisted 😀

Border Missions, Bridges, building, community participation, Connected Chains, CREEPERS, generation, Grief, Infrastructure, Just Hammers, Macaw collection, Minecraft, Modded, Nether Hub, Resource Gathering, road networks, Scared, Server, smp, tectonic mod, Tempest, traveler’s backpack, TUNNELS, Whitelist, Whitelisted, world border

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Players:	107/600	Votes:	1614
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	9
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	41
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	14

Tempest SMP Overview

Description
Tempest SMP is a brand new modded 1.21 SMP that aims to create a vast, interconnected world with various environments and large projects. Featuring an impressive world, Tempest SMP will be connected via road networks, bridges, tunnels, and other types of infrastructure.

Tempest SMP FAQ

Question	Answer
What is Tempest SMP?	Tempest SMP is a modded Minecraft server focused on creating a vast, interconnected world with various environments and large projects.
What mods are included in the official modpack?	The official modpack includes decoration mods such as the Macaw collection and Connected Chains, along with QOL mods such as Traveler’s Backpack and Just Hammers.
How can the world border be expanded?	The world border can be expanded through the completion of “Border Missions,” which involve Resource Gathering missions or Infrastructure Missions.
How can I join Tempest SMP?	If you are 18+ and interested, please join our Discord server and complete the application process.

CraftyCreeperMC Server

01.08.2024, anticipation, BELIEF, Blessings, countdown, CraftyCreeperMC, determination, FAITH, future event, god bless you all, Hope, Make It, mark your calendar, optimism, perseverance, positivity, Preparation, resilience, see you on the other side, Server, strength, Survival

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Players:	93/1000	Votes:	9368
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gods Slained:	1

Get ready to embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Our server is so wild, even the creepers are scared to come near us. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community of players who are as unpredictable as a herd of wandering pigs.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once, a player stumbled upon a hidden dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But as soon as they started mining, they triggered a trap that unleashed a horde of zombie chickens! It was chaos, but also kind of hilarious.

And let’s not forget about our legendary PvP tournaments. Players come from all corners of the Minecraft world to compete for glory and bragging rights. Rumor has it that the winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs. Just kidding… or am I?

So mark your calendar, gather your friends, and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime. May the blocks be ever in your favor, and may the odds of surviving our server be ever in your favor. I’ll see you on the other side, if I make it out alive!