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| Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 3470 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Horror Stories Survived: | 4 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 |
| Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 5 | Volcanoes Explored: | 2 |
| Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 10 |
| Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 8 | Wilderness Tamed: | 7 |
| Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 5 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
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