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Brazilian Booty Busters Minecraft Server

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9788
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	15	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a Brazilian political rally? Well, look no further! Our server is so wild, even the Brazilian cucks are like, “Whoa, this is too much for us!” Join us and experience the thrill of being butt fucked by an illiterate commie president…in Minecraft form, of course. And if that’s not enough, our economy is so tanked that you’ll be mining for diamonds just to afford a loaf of bread. So come on, join the madness and see if you can survive the insanity!

Pixel Pals Playground: Where White Pipo Chans Get Edgy

Adrenaline Rush, Adventure, Chans, cultural phenomenon, Curiosity, Dangerous, edge runners, Edgy, Exploration, love, Mystery, Obsession, PALS, pipo, PIXEL, Playground, question.., risky behavior, societal norms, Stereotypes, thrill-seekers, thrill-seeking, White, why

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	7976
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Endless Night Skies:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server where White pipo Chans are literally edge runners! Why do white pipo love danger so much? Well, on this server, you’ll find out just how thrilling it can be to live life on the edge.

Join us for epic adventures where you’ll have to dodge fiery lava pits, battle fierce mobs, and navigate treacherous terrain. But that’s not all – we also have secret underground bunkers filled with rare loot, hidden treasure chests waiting to be discovered, and even a dragon lair where you can test your bravery against the fiercest beast in all of Minecraft.

So why wait? Join us now and experience the adrenaline rush of being a White pipo Chan on the edge!

Blocky LOLz: 3D Debut Server

3D debuts, 3d modeling, Advancements, animation, augmented reality, blocky, breaking new ground, creativity, Cutting Edge, debut, debut showcase, design, digital art, Enna, Future, graphics, immersive experiences, innovation, lolz, Server, sub 10k, Technology, trends, virtual reality

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	2713
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Zombie Dances:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Wyrmholes Dug:	7	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	29

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where we guarantee you’ll have a blast like never before! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player named Enna tried to beat our parkour challenge and failed miserably. We all laughed and said, “Sub 10k next time, Enna?” And thus, a legend was born.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with INSANE mini-games, jaw-dropping builds, and a community of players who are as crazy as you are. Want to ride a llama into battle? Done. Want to build a house made entirely of diamond blocks? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the WILDEST Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. And who knows, maybe you’ll be the next Enna to face the sub 10k challenge!

Anon’s Block Party: Server No. 673964341

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	9346
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where pigs fly and creepers do the cha-cha!

Join us if you want to ride on a rainbow llama while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords. Our server is so awesome, even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base filled with LEGENDARY loot and a disco party where zombies drop the sickest beats.

So why wait? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

Kikerats Crafty Crew: Crafting Chaos and Laughs!

BIBLE, Caesar, Chaos, Christianity, Crafting, Crafty, CREW, disobey, FAITH, Government, Jesus, KIKERATS, laughs, Mark 12:13-17, Matthew 5:38-48, obedience, opposing God, paul, pay your taxes, response, Roman occupation, Romans 13:1-5, stop resisting, Taxation

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2564
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where we take our roleplaying very seriously! Join us as we reenact the Roman occupation with a twist – you have to pay your taxes or face the wrath of Caesar himself!

In this server, we follow the wise words of Jesus and Paul, so if you disobey Caesar, you are basically opposing God. So, grab your pickaxe and start mining those diamonds to pay your taxes like a good citizen of Rome!

But don’t worry, it’s not all work and no play. We have epic battles, crazy quests, and even a secret underground rebellion trying to overthrow Caesar. Will you join the resistance or stay loyal to the empire? The choice is yours on our LEGENDARY Minecraft server!

Blocky Love Triangle: Get TWO Gfs on this Minecraft Server!

BELIEF, blocky, comparison, DATING, empowerment, encouragement, gfs, goals, growth, inspiration, Jealousy, love, mindset, Minecraft, motivation, positivity, relationships, self improvement, self love, self worth, self-confidence, Server, success, Support, Triangle

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	7447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Farms Harvested:	576	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Dimension Hops:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

Welcome to our Minecraft server where this player could get TWO gfs, there’s no reason you can’t get one! But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll find yourself battling dragons with Chuck Norris as your sidekick, mining diamonds with a unicorn as your pet, and building a castle made entirely out of cheese!

Don’t miss out on the chance to ride a flying pig into battle, have a dance-off with a creeper, or even discover a secret hot tub hidden deep within the mines. The possibilities are endless on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few creeper explosions).

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most epic, hilarious, and downright bizarre adventures in Minecraft history! Who knows, you might even find yourself with not just one, but THREE gfs by the time you log off!

SaladCraft: Where Chickens Rule and Salads Drool

BELIEF, BRAINWASHING, charismatic, chickens, control, cult leader, Deception, devotion, Drool, FAITH, Followers, Henjin no Salad Bowl, indoctrination, influence, loyalty, Manipulation, MONEY, Persuasion, power, rule, saladcraft, Salads, Submission, Surrender

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	1368
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	18	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	8
Magic Items Found:	7283	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Alien Abductions:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Magical Moments Shared:	15	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join our cult and give all your diamonds to our fearless leader! Why? Because she promises to lead us to the promised land of unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear.

But beware, our leader is a bit…eccentric. She once rode a llama into battle against a horde of creepers and emerged victorious, all while wearing a pink tutu.

Join us if you dare, and together we will conquer the Minecraft world with our llama-riding cult leader at the helm. Who needs diamonds when you have such epic adventures awaiting you on our server?

Chickens and Diamonds: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

Aesthetics, animal features, beauty standards, chickens, cultural beliefs, diamonds, Diversity, eastern cultures, Exoticism, Females, Femininity, folklore, Gender Roles, History, Identity, Minecraft, Mythology, Obsession, representation, Server, societal expectations, spirituality, Symbolism, tradition, Ultimate

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	7931
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Welcome to our totally wild and wacky Minecraft server! Ever wondered why eastern cultures are so obsessed with females with animal features? Well, on our server, you can finally find out the answer!

Join us for a crazy adventure where you can explore mystical lands filled with magical creatures and enchanting beings. Who knows, you might even encounter a cat-girl or a fox-woman along the way!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary unicorn village, where you can ride sparkly rainbow unicorns and frolic in fields of glitter and rainbows.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the weird and wonderful world of females with animal features!

BlazeCraft: Where the grass is always greener

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	7317
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Secret Passages Found:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Magic Crystals Found:	21

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server on the interwebs, DUDEWEED LMAO! Why should you join this epic server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Legend has it that on this server, you can ride unicorns into battle against zombie llamas while wielding a diamond-encrusted spatula as your weapon of choice. The creepers here are so chill, they’ll just offer you a joint instead of blowing up your hard work. And don’t even get me started on the end dragon – rumor has it, he’s a total lightweight and passes out after just one sip of potion of invisibility.

But wait, there’s more! Our admin team consists of actual wizards who can grant your wildest wishes with a flick of their magic wand. Want a castle made of cheese? Done. How about a pet dragon that farts rainbows? Consider it done.

So what are you waiting for? Join DUDEWEED LMAO today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for a wild ride, because things tend to get a little… weird.

CivilCraft LOLz: Where History Meets Hilarity!

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Enchantments Applied:	208	Divine Spears Created:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Crops Grown:	6425	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the most intense battles since the Civil War! But don’t worry, instead of muskets and cannons, you’ll be armed with diamond swords and enchanted bows.

Join us and fight alongside Abraham Lincoln’s ghost as he leads our faction to victory against the evil Ender Dragon army. Rumor has it that if you defeat the dragon, you’ll unlock the secret to time travel and be able to visit any era in history.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where you can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Just watch out for the zombie DJ, he’s known for dropping some sick beats that will literally blow your mind.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!

RoboFemcelCraft: Where Black Femcel Posters Come to Life

activism, Black, black femcel, discrimination, Diversity, empowerment, FEMCEL, feminism, gender, imagination, internet, Life, marginalized groups, Online Community, online culture, Perception, POSTERS, prejudice, Race, representation, RoboFemcelCraft, Robots, social media, Stereotypes

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	861
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Void Gems Collected:	27
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Glorious Feasts Held:	13
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Demon Skulls Collected:	39

Welcome to a Minecraft server where robots roam free and black femcel posters reign supreme! Join us for a wild ride filled with memes, madness, and mayhem!

Our server is home to the most outrageous builds you’ll ever see, from giant robot unicorns to flying tacos! Explore our world and discover hidden dungeons filled with treasure and secrets!

But that’s not all – on our server, you can ride giant chickens into battle, challenge other players to dance-offs in the disco arena, and even summon your own pet dragon to do your bidding!

So why wait? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself! Who knows, you might even run into a black femcel poster riding a rainbow llama while singing 80s pop songs!