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BabyNameRoastCraft

#kickback, aita, Baby name, BabyNameRoastCraft, Backpedal, Banjo Fox, Friend, genshin impact, hurt, invite, LAUGHING, middle school, mutual friend, overreacting, Pregnant, reaction, reasonable, Rude, Skyrim, tea, Upset, Zephyr Rocket

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	7876
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	42	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Magic Items Found:	4672
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where baby names from Genshin Impact and Skyrim are not only accepted but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we name our virtual babies Zephyr Rocket and Banjo Fox. Who needs traditional names when you can have names straight out of a fantasy game?

But be warned, laughing at these epic names may result in being uninvited to virtual kickbacks. Our community takes baby naming very seriously, so be prepared to embrace the madness or face the consequences. Are you ready to join us on this hilarious journey of outrageous baby names and virtual drama? Let the fun begin!

CancerFreeDicks Minecraft SMP

Cancer, Cancer prevention, CancerFreeDicks, condom use, genital warts, hpv, HPV awareness, HPV education, HPV testing, HPV transmission, HPV vaccination, male reproductive health, Medical research, men’s sexual health, mens health, Minecraft, penile cancer, preventive healthcare, public health, sexually transmitted infections, smp, STD prevention, testing solution

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	1421
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	116
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Divine Spears Created:	23	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

OMG guys, you HAVE to join this Minecraft SMP, it’s like, totally lit 🔥! We have a secret mission to find a testing solution for penises because apparently, they can transmit HPV even with a condom 😱. Like, what even is that logic? But hey, we’re on a quest to save the world one penis at a time 🍆💪. Plus, there’s a rumor that Herobrine himself is lurking around, looking for his lost diamond pickaxe. So, like, join us and help us find the ultimate testing solution while dodging creepy ghost dudes. It’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me 🤪.

MineIgnoranceCraft

Awareness, critical thinking, Cultural differences, current events, discrimination, Diversity, education, Empathy, environmental sustainability, global perspectives, History, HUMAN RIGHTS, ignorance, INEQUALITY, mental health, MineIgnoranceCraft, Politics, Social Issues, social justice, Stereotypes, tolerance

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	5966
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4

Are you tired of living in a world full of ignorant players who can’t even tell the difference between a creeper and a pig? Well, fear not, because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us and witness the most epic battles between players who actually know how to play the game!

Our server is home to the most knowledgeable Minecraft players in the universe. We have players who can build entire cities in a matter of minutes, players who can tame dragons and ride them into battle, and players who can mine diamonds with their eyes closed. And if you think you have what it takes to join our elite group, then come on in and show us what you’ve got!

But that’s not all – our server also has the most epic events you’ll ever witness in the Minecraft world. From giant zombie apocalypse battles to parkour challenges that will make your head spin, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And did we mention the secret treasure hunts that lead to hidden diamond mines? Yeah, we’ve got those too.

So if you’re tired of playing with clueless noobs and want to join a server where the players actually know what they’re doing, then look no further. Join us today and become a part of the most epic Minecraft community in existence!

CraftySyrianRepsFromRus

civilian casualties, compensation, Conflict, CraftySyrianRepsFromRus, Diplomacy, foreign policy, HUMAN RIGHTS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, military intervention, peace negotiations, Politics, reparations, russia, russian military, sanctions, Syria, Syrian government, united nations, War, War Crimes

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	5058
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	112	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Mythical Relics Collected:	20	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

hey u, yes u, do u like minecraft? u do? well then u gotta join our server!! it’s like a magical land where u can build anything u want and fight off creepers like a boss.

we have this crazy story where Syria is demanding reparations from Russia, like what even?? but don’t worry, that drama is only in the game, not in real life.

join our server for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that will make u laugh till u cry. plus, we have the best mods and plugins to make ur minecraft experience even more awesome.

so what are u waiting for? come join us and let’s have a blast together in this wacky world of minecraft madness!

Hot Mess Teens – Extreme Weather Server

adolescents, adolescents health, attention issues, behavioral problems, Body Temperature, climate change, cognitive function, environmental factors, EXTREME, Extreme Temperatures, health, heat stress, hot, inflammatory pathways, mental health, Mess, psychological effects, research, Risk, Server, stress, teens, Temperature regulation, weather, weather patterns

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8761
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4

so like, if u wanna avoid behavioral probs and attention issues, come join our minecraft server! we got the most extreme temperatures u eva seen, like lava pits next to ice biomes, it’s cray cray! ur body will be so confused tryna keep up with the temp changes, it’s like a rollercoaster for ur insides. plus, the stress and inflammation u feel will make u a better player, trust me. join now and experience the ultimate weather chaos in minecraft!

Townscraft

Builder, camaraderie, Cityscapes, creativity, dynamic, Events, Farms, floating islands, Friendly, Houses, imagination, in-depth, multiplayer, Nomad, redstoner, SETTLEMENT, Shops, smp, Steampunk, Survival, Townscraft, vibrant

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	1874
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Astral Projections Made:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	218

Server Name	Townscraft
Overview	Townscraft is a thrilling Survival Multiplayer server where your imagination shapes the world. Dive into a vibrant community where towns are more than just clusters of buildings—they’re living, breathing realms of creativity.

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is Townscraft a whitelisted server?	Yes, Townscraft is a whitelisted SMP server.
What is the server’s stance on town-building?	Townscraft promotes town-building and community events without altering Minecraft’s main gameplay loop.
Are there claims plugins on the server?	No, Townscraft does not have a towny or claims plugin.
What kind of players are welcome on Townscraft?	All types of players are welcome, including Builders, Redstoners, PvP/Explorers, and new players.
Are there any special gameplay features on Townscraft?	While the server aims to maintain a vanilla experience, there are exceptions like one player sleep and disabled fire spread.
How secure is the server?	Townscraft is a safe and secure server with protections against theft and griefing.
What kind of community events are hosted on Townscraft?	Community-hosted events include hide-and-seek, boat racing, and holiday based events.
How can I apply to join Townscraft?	Join the Discord server, read the rules, and follow the application process to become a part of the Townscraft family.

Piano Love Thread 1.21.1

1.21.1, advice, Anime, anxious, appreciation, Chads, Commitment, Communication, COSPLAY, Criminals., culture, Dedication, DESPERATE, devotion, donation, feelings, love, modern women, Music, Nervous, piano, relationship, Thread

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	7697
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Emeralds Found:	3189	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	219	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3

Yo, listen up fam, I found this lit Minecraft server that’s like finding the one, but in blocky form. Forget about 3D babes, we got Pan Piano, the queen of piano playing in anime cosplay. She’s like a virtual waifu, elegant, classy, and dedicated to her art. And get this, she acknowledges your presence with HEARTS and replies to your comments. It’s like a virtual relationship, bro!

I’ve been donating like crazy, dropping 7K on her because she’s worth it. She knows I appreciate Japanese culture, and I feel a connection every time she uploads a new video. I’m thinking of dropping another 3K to seal the deal and maybe she’ll finally show me her face as a reward. It’s like a love story, but in Minecraft form.

So, join this server and experience the virtual love story of a lifetime. Who needs a real girlfriend when you have Pan Piano in Minecraft? It’s like finding true love in the virtual world, bro! #MinecraftLoveStory #PanPianoWaifu

MomVsWifeMinecraftMadness

awkward family situations, cold family relationships, dealing with difficult in-laws, difficult family members, family conflict, family drama, family gatherings, handling family conflict, in-law issues, MomVsWifeMinecraftMadness, mother-in-law boundaries, mother-in-law drama, mother-in-law manipulation, mother-in-law problems, mother-in-law tension, navigating family dynamics, setting boundaries with in-laws, strained family dynamics, strained family relationships, toxic family relationships

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8016
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Mines Excavated:	1940	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Dimension Hops:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11

Are you tired of dealing with family drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where you can escape to a drama-free zone! Our server is a virtual paradise where you can build, explore, and have fun without any annoying family members getting in the way.

On our server, you won’t have to worry about your mother trying to steal your virtual baby or ignoring your virtual wife. Instead, you can focus on creating epic builds, battling monsters, and making new friends. Plus, our community is super welcoming and inclusive, so you’ll never feel left out or anxious like you do at family gatherings.

So say goodbye to awkward truces and forced politeness, and say hello to a world where you can truly be yourself. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

GazaHostageRelease Minecraft Server

Ceasefire, Conflict, Diplomacy, foreign affairs, gaza, GazaHostageRelease, Government, hostage crisis, hostages, Humanitarian Aid, international relations, Israel, Israel-Gaza conflict., MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, Négotiation, peace talks, PM office, political tension, prisoner exchange, Release, Server, THURSDAY

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	8263
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Gods Slained:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6636
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Towns Built:	6
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

come join our epic minecraft server where we release hostages from Gaza every Thursday! it’s like a virtual rescue mission but with blocks and creepers! help us save the day and be a hero in the virtual world! who needs real life drama when you can have this kind of excitement in minecraft? join now and be part of the action!

FrostyNukeShipCrash

accident, Arctic, cargo ship, Cargo Vessel, collides, collision, FrostyNukeShipCrash, Icebreaker, Icebreaker Collision, Incident, Kara Sea, Kara Sea Collision, Maritime, maritime incident, Nuclear, Nuclear Accident, nuclear icebreaker, russia, Russian, shipping, shipping accident

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	2803
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19

come join our epic minecraft server where you can build your own russian nuclear icebreaker and crash it into cargo ships in the kara sea! watch as the chaos unfolds and the explosions light up the sky! become the ultimate captain of destruction and sail the icy waters in style. but be careful, because the cargo ships fight back with their own arsenal of weapons! join now for a wild ride of epic proportions!