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SnowballCraft: Trudeau’s Reject

annex, Canada, controversy, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, foreign policy, Government, Hell, international relations, North America, Politics, REJECT, rejection, snowball’s chance, SnowballCraft, Statement, threat, trudeau, Trudeaus, trump

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	6251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchantments Applied:	225
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0

so, u wanna join our minecraft server? well, lemme tell u sumthin, this server is so lit that even trudeau rejected trump tryna annex canada just to play on it. yea, u heard me right, trudeau was like “nah bro, i gotta build my virtual empire on this server, sorry trump”. and u know what else? the creepers here are so friendly, they give u hugs instead of exploding in ur face. it’s like a freakin disneyland for minecraft players. so come on, join us and experience the madness for urself. plus, we have unlimited diamonds and cake for everyone. ain’t that just the cherry on top?

NoMomentumNoMe

acceleration, Body, Cease, conservation of momentum, ENERGY, Existence, force, inertia, kinetic energy, Mass, momentum, momentum conservation, movement, NoMomentumNoMe, physical science, physics concept, physics principle, PHYSICS., potential energy, STOP, Velocity

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	6874
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Mines Excavated:	4171
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1

HEY YOU! YEAH, YOU! DO YOU WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER THAT WILL BLOW YOUR MIND AND MAKE YOU QUESTION REALITY ITSELF? WELL, YOU’VE COME TO THE RIGHT PLACE!

ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN STOP ALL MOMENTUM IN YOUR BODY AND WATCH AS YOU CEASE TO EXIST! IT’S A WILD RIDE, LET ME TELL YA!

BUT THAT’S NOT ALL! WE ALSO HAVE FLYING PIGS THAT SHOOT RAINBOWS OUT OF THEIR BUTTS AND UNICORNS THAT GIVE OUT FREE DIAMONDS!

OH, AND DID I MENTION THE SECRET UNDERWATER CITY FILLED WITH MERMAIDS AND TREASURE? YEAH, THAT’S A THING TOO!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN OUR SERVER NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST, MOST MIND-BENDING MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE! YOU WON’T REGRET IT! (MAYBE)

Autophagy Space Neurons – Protecting Brain Cells

Autophagy, Brain, brain cells, cell health, cells, Damage, discovery, Medical research, Molecular biology, Molecule, neurodegenerative diseases, neurology, neurons, neuroprotection, new, OSP-1, Oxidative Stress, potential target, Protect, Protecting, Regulate, researchers, Space, treatments

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	1595
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER AND DISCOVER THE MYSTERIOUS MOLECULE OSP-1! IT WILL MAKE YOUR BRAIN CELLS DO THE MACARENA AND PROTECT THEM FROM OXIDATIVE STRESS LIKE A SUPERHERO!

IMAGINE YOUR NEURONS DANCING AND PARTYING ALL NIGHT LONG, THANKS TO OSP-1! YOU’LL BE THE COOLEST KID ON THE BLOCK WITH YOUR SUPER PROTECTED BRAIN CELLS!

SO COME JOIN US AND EXPERIENCE THE WACKIEST ADVENTURES IN MINECRAFT, ALL THANKS TO THE MAGICAL OSP-1! WHO NEEDS REDSTONE WHEN YOU HAVE AUTOPHAGY REGULATION, RIGHT? LET’S GET LIT AND SAVE THOSE BRAIN CELLS, Y’ALL!

SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH 20+ Minecraft server

20, Minecraft, REMEMBER YOUR YOUTH, Server, Survival

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	7768
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Animals Bred:	34
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	11
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL REMEMBER YOUTH 20” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

2m.vanilla-box.ru

Lacerta Survival

Active, Ambitions, BUILD, Claims, classic-style, Community, Discord, Economy, goals, Lacerta, long term, Minecraft, multiplayer, nearby, Plugins, sense of community, Server, smp, Survival, tping, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	6951
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Meteorites Collected:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	5

Lacerta Survival Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Plugins	None
Features	No tping, claims, or economy plugins
Community	Encouraged to build relatively nearby
Goal	Build an active community of long-term players

Frequently Asked Questions (FAQ)

Question	Answer
How do I join the server?	Join the discord and get whitelisted here
Are there any non-vanilla plugins?	No, there are no plugins that alter the vanilla experience
Can I teleport to other players?	No, tping is disabled on the server
Is there an economy system?	No, there are no economy plugins on the server

Anime Herbivore Haven 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anime, Blame, cultural influence, Dilemma, Femininity, Gender Roles, Haven, herbivore, Japanese culture, Masculinity, Media influence, relationships, societal behavior, societal change, societal commentary, societal expectations, societal impact, societal norms, societal pressure, societal trends

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	9865
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Animals Bred:	33	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Gods Slained:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8

Yo, bro, forget about all that deep stuff, come join our Minecraft server where we debate whether anime is turning people into herbivores!

Join us for epic battles and build your own anime-inspired world where you can live out your wildest otaku dreams!

We’ve got crazy mods and insane events that will make you question reality and wonder if you’ve stepped into a parallel universe where anime rules all.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s see if anime really is to blame for the herbivore’s dilemma!

CraftyCrisisServer

adult responsibilities, adulting, CraftyCrisisServer, drug addiction, Dysfunctional family, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, Family Support, financial independence, Financial Stability, housing crisis, independent living, Lawyer, Leaving Home, parental conflict, personal growth, sibling relationships, Therapy, Ultimatum

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9060
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	New Chunks Explored:	645774
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Dragon Eggs Found:	5036	Endless Night Skies:	2
Void Armor Forged:	11	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	9

Are you tired of dealing with family drama and ready to start your own adventure? Join our Minecraft server where you can build your own virtual family without all the real-life chaos!

Imagine a world where you can kick your brother out of the house without any consequences, where your mom won’t nag you about leaving the nest, and where your dad can start his own solo survival journey.

On our server, you can create your own rules and live your best blocky life. No ultimatums, no drama, just pure Minecraft fun. Plus, if you ever need legal advice, we have a lawyer player ready to assist you (in-game, of course).

So come join us and escape the dysfunctional family dynamics for a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. It’s time to leave the real world behind and start fresh in our virtual paradise!

BlockPartyAfter5

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	1030
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Villages Defended:	20	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10	Runes Activated:	8
Void Armor Forged:	29	Meteorite Armor Created:	27
Emeralds Found:	1203	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ores Mined:	5678	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Are you tired of coming home from work at 5 and just sitting on the couch like a potato? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server where you can unleash your inner creativity and build a potato kingdom like never before. Who needs Netflix when you can be the king of spuds in our virtual world?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja chickens who are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours, but either way, you’re in for a clucking good time.

So why waste your evenings on boring TV shows when you can embark on epic quests, battle mythical creatures, and maybe even find the legendary diamond-encrusted potato? Join our server now and let the madness begin!

CraftyIndoFeasts

83 million people, aid program, community support, CraftyIndoFeasts, DISHES, food assistance, food security, free meals, government initiative, hunger relief, Indonesia, Indonesian cuisine, meal distribution, meal program, pandemic response, poverty alleviation, Program, public service, social program, social welfare, Targeting

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3463
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Villages Defended:	11
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	30

join dis server if u want to be part of a wacky adventure like no other! we got so much free food u gonna think ur in indonesia gettin free meals for days! we targetin 83 million people cuz we got that much food to give away! come join us and stuff ur virtual face with all the virtual nasi goreng u can handle! it’s gonna be a feast like u never seen before, so come hungry and leave happy!

Starry Eyeball Toucher

Astronomy, awe-inspiring, beauty, celestial bodies, constellations, Cosmic, Exploration, Eyeball, Eyeballs, galaxies, Infinite, night sky, Observation, perspective, Science, Space, Stargazing, Starry, Stars, toucher, Universe, vastness, Wonder

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	7578
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Void Gems Collected:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Love Letters Sent:	14
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

hey u, yea u! do u wanna touch billions of stars with ur eyeballs? well then u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server! we got unicorns flying around and rainbows shooting out of creepers’ butts.

if u join dis server, u will be blessed by the minecraft gods themselves and granted the power to turn dirt into diamonds with just a flick of ur wrist. u will become the ultimate minecraft master, feared and respected by all.

but wait, there’s more! if u join now, u will also get a pet dragon that will breathe fire on ur enemies and protect u from any danger. u will be invincible, unstoppable, a true minecraft legend.

so what are u waiting for? join dis server now and embark on the most epic minecraft adventure of ur life. touch those stars with ur eyeballs and become the ultimate minecraft warrior!