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| Players: | 109/500 | Votes: | 1282 |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Astral Projections Made: | 1 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 0 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 2 | Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 9 |
| Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 |
| Curse of Binding Applied: | 5 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 6 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 3 | Mines Excavated: | 1275 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that supports your right to order takeout and drink rum at home? Look no further! Our server is all about embracing your inner rebel and doing what makes you happy, even if it means going against your girlfriend’s new year’s resolutions.
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Coffee Stain Studios is a Swedish independent video game developer and publisher known for their hit game series “Goat Simulator.” Founded in 2010, the company has gained a reputation for creating quirky and innovative games that push the boundaries of traditional gameplay. Their diverse portfolio includes simulation, strategy, and sandbox games, all with a focus on humor and creativity. With a strong emphasis on player-driven content and 
