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GrannyGriefers

aunt, Boundaries, busy schedule, caregiver role, college, Communication Issues, cousin, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, grandmother, GrannyGriefers, Guilt, lack of sleep, prioritizing education, refusing to take care, Resentment, RESPONSIBILITY, School, surgery, unreasonable expectations

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	2437
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Love Letters Sent:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	25	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your crazy family drama? Look no further! Join our server for a wild adventure that will make you forget all about your evil grandmother and demanding aunt.

On our server, you can escape the chaos of real life and immerse yourself in a world where the only drama is between you and those pesky creepers. Build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic PvP battles.

And the best part? No one will expect you to drop everything and take care of them! We understand that you have priorities, like slaying dragons and exploring hidden caves. So come join us and leave your family drama behind – unless you want to bring them along for some virtual revenge!

SkipMyEvent Minecraft Server

Boundaries, busy schedule, Chores, Communication, compromise, Conflict Resolution, Decision making, Events, exhaustion, family, Marriage, Minecraft, parenting, personal time, Priorities, quality time, Resentment, Sacrifices, self-care, Server, SkipMyEvent, Support, teamwork

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	2353
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Falling into the Void:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	2

Are you tired of being a slave to your busy schedule and never having time for yourself? Join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of real life!

On our server, you can skip family reunions and weddings without any consequences! No need to worry about missing out on important events, because here, your presence is not required.

Imagine a world where you can have a kid-free weekend to yourself, just like your spouse did after a wild bachelorette party. No judgment for napping all day or coming home hungover – we support your need for self-care!

Join now and experience the freedom of choosing when to do chores and when to relax. Who needs a shared calendar when you can have a whole virtual world to yourself? Don’t wait until after Labor Day, join our server today and reclaim your personal time!

WeddingCraft: Sorry Sis, Busy Mining!

Assistance, busy, busy schedule, centerpieces, Disappointment, dog care, family, family first, invites, Mining, moving apartments, Obligations, personal commitments, Project, seating arrangement, self-centered, Sis, sister, stress, Support, trying time, wedding planning, WeddingCraft, work

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5625
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

Are you tired of family drama and wedding stress? Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is building the perfect block castle!

On our server, you can create your own wedding venue complete with pixelated centerpieces, invite your friends to join you in-game, and even set up a virtual seating arrangement for the big day. No need to deal with real-life family expectations or obligations – just pure, unadulterated fun!

Plus, if you ever need a break from wedding planning, you can always take your virtual dog for a walk around the blocky neighborhood. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast on our server instead?

So come join us and leave all your worries behind – because in our Minecraft world, the only thing that matters is having a good time!

DishDutyDread

bad smell, busy schedule, Chores, dirty dishes, dish soap, DishDutyDread, dislike, food residue, greasy dishes, hand washing, kitchen cleanup, lack of motivation, laziness, no dishwasher, procrastination, Repetitive, Sponge, time consuming, Unpleasant, washing dishes, wet hands

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8429
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Astral Projections Made:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	24
Towns Built:	8	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Love Letters Sent:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Are you tired of washing dishes in real life? Well, join our Minecraft server and never worry about dirty dishes again! Our virtual dishes magically clean themselves, leaving you with more time to build epic structures and explore our wacky world.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is haunted by a mischievous ghost who loves to prank players by turning their houses upside down. Can you outsmart the ghost and protect your precious creations?

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away with pixelated skeletons and creepers. Who knew the undead had such killer dance moves?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience a whole new world of wacky fun and crazy adventures!

CraftyWorkload

40 plus hour job, balancing work and home, busy schedule, cleaning, CraftyWorkload, daily tasks, energy levels, exhaustion, FATIGUE, household chores, housework, motivation, multitasking, Normal People, organization, Prioritizing, self-care, strength, Stress Management, Time management, work-life balance

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	9244
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Void Armor Forged:	14
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7

Are you tired of adulting and doing boring housework after a long day at work? Well, join our Minecraft server and escape reality! Our server is so addictive that you’ll forget all about dirty dishes and laundry piles. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are easier to find in our world than missing socks in the dryer. So why waste time cleaning when you could be mining for riches and building epic structures? Join now and say goodbye to adult responsibilities!

PantsPoopCraft: Where even busy days can’t stop the fun!

accident, awkward, Boss, busy, busy day, busy schedule, Cleanup, consequences, Days, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, Fun, Humiliation, Messy, PantsPoopCraft, STOP, stress, Time management, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, unexpected situations, Urgent, work, work mishap, Workplace

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	6647
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Mines Excavated:	1023
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	7

Are you tired of dealing with crappy bosses and even crappier situations? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, you can escape the daily grind and let loose in a world where the only thing you’ll be cutting is blocks, not hours!

Join us and leave your pants-shitting boss in the dust as you embark on epic adventures, build jaw-dropping creations, and make new friends who won’t judge you for your unfortunate workplace accidents. Trust us, this server is the perfect place to let it all out (figuratively, of course) and have a blast without any pants-related consequences. So what are you waiting for? Join now and leave your boss in the dust – literally!

Crafty LOLz: The Server of Infinite ‘Wait, Hold On’ Moments!

Assistance, Availability, busy, busy schedule, comfy, commitments, Crafty, hard work, Help, Hold, Infinite, lolz, MOMENTS, Obligations, organization, Priorities, productivity, responsibilities, Schedule, Server, TAXES, time constraints, Time management, time management skills, WAIT, work-life balance

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	7694
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	478	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Alien Abductions:	0

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and accidentally turned their entire house into a giant block of cheese. Yes, you heard that right, CHEESE! And instead of being upset, they embraced their new dairy-filled home and threw a cheese-themed party that lasted for days.

But that’s not all! On our server, you’ll find pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and chickens wearing top hats. It’s a wild and wacky world where anything is possible.

So, if you’re looking for a place where being comfy is considered hard work and where taxes are a thing of the past, then come join us on this absolutely bonkers Minecraft server. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

FearedCraft: HistVillains

Conquerors, despised figures, despotic rulers, despots, dictators, evil rulers, feared leaders, feared person, FearedCraft, historical tyrants, Historical villains, History, HistVillains, Infamous figures, infamous leaders, most feared person in history, notorious figures, notorious leaders, terrifying individuals, tyrants, Warlords

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9737
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Crops Grown:	4483
Dragon Scales Harvested:	353	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Epic Quests Completed:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Farms Harvested:	689	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3

Forget about historical figures, the real terror is waiting for you on our Minecraft server! Join us if you dare to face off against the most feared player in all of Minecraft history. Legend has it they once defeated a horde of creepers with nothing but a wooden pickaxe and a block of dirt. Are you brave enough to challenge them and claim the title of ultimate Minecraft warrior? Join now and find out!

BelarusCraft: Lukashenko’s 30 Year Minecraft Server

30 years in power, Alexander Lukashenko, authoritarian regime, autocrat, Belarus, BelarusCraft, Democracy, Dictatorship, dissent, eastern europe, Europe, human rights violations, international relations, leader, Lukashenkos, Minecraft, Moscow, opposition, political repression, Political unrest, PROTESTS, Server, soviet union, Strongman, year

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Players:	103/700	Votes:	8592
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

come join our epic minecraft server where you can crush dissent just like Alexander Lukashenko! cozy up to your fellow players and build a dictatorship together! who needs democracy when you can have total control over everything? plus, we have a special event where you can reenact Lukashenko’s 30 years in power by dominating the server and showing everyone who’s boss. join now for a wild ride filled with power, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of friendship (but only if it benefits your dictatorship).

NoLePenNoGainMC

CONSERVATIVE, Defeat, elections, far right, far-right movement, far-right party, far-right party defeat, France, French government, French parliament, French politics, Government, Le Pen, Loss, Marine Le Pen, National Rally, National Rally party, NoLePenNoGainMC, parliamentary elections, Politics, right wing

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	7305
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	New Chunks Explored:	291256
Falling into the Void:	0	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Projections Made:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1

so, like, u know how in minecraft u can build ur own world and stuff? well, this server is like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got llamas that can talk and give u advice on building the sickest castles. plus, our diamond mines are so rich, u’ll be swimming in bling in no time.

but wait, there’s more! we have a secret underground society of villagers who throw the craziest parties every night. u gotta sneak in and dance with them to unlock special powers.

oh, and did i mention the flying pigs? yeah, they soar through the sky and drop enchanted items for u to collect. it’s like a magical treasure hunt every day.

so, why join this server? because where else can u find a place where u can ride a dragon into battle while wearing a tutu made of emeralds? come join the madness, bro. it’s gonna be epic.

TetsCraft Minecraft server

Brewery plugin, characteristics, Cities, Clans, Classes, Crafting, custom paintings, Events, Fun, Griefing, Guide, Items, Jobs, minecraft server, Pirate, Plugins, Professions, progress, social networks, TetsCraft, War, youtube channel

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Players:	104/400	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	1186
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

TetsCraft is a pirate Minecraft server with a variety of plugins, including self-written ones. There are custom paintings with any image you want, received for participating in events, there is a plugin for clans, allowing you to create your own association of players, add allies or choose enemies, there is a plugin for custom, new crafts that replace some of the existing ones and even add new items. There is also a plugin for pumping up your characteristics, a plugin for various classes and even professions. In addition to all this, the server has a system for pumping up your crafts, which creates progress as you survive. You can brew a variety of drinks with the Brewery plugin, which you can sell to other players or drink to get a variety of effects. And if you find it difficult to figure it out, then the guide on the server’s YouTube channel will help you with this. There is no paid passage to this server like some others, griefing is prohibited here and there are no privates, but if you want, you can conduct a war between clans. Also, interesting events are planned on the server, which will be published in the project’s social networks. Join us and have fun on the server!

play.tetscraft.ru

CraftyLife Minecraft Server

Choice, civility, complaining, CraftyLife, Drama, Evil, Good, Happiness, Japanese culture, Life, mindset, Minecraft, Negativity, Outrage, personal growth, perspective, RESPONSIBILITY, SELF AWARENESS, Server, Spreading, Suffering, westerners, Willpower

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	2281
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	8742
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	65	Meteorites Collected:	2

Are you tired of all the drama and negativity in your life? Do you want to surround yourself with positivity and good vibes? Then join our Minecraft server and escape the chaos of the real world!

On our server, you can build your dream world without any drama or negativity. No more toxic players ruining your day, just pure fun and creativity. Plus, our community is filled with Japanese players who know how to shun incivility and spread kindness instead.

So why choose evil over good when you can join our server and choose happiness instead? Build, explore, and laugh with us on the most wholesome Minecraft server out there. Join now and say goodbye to drama forever!

Blueberry Slayers Minecraft Server

4channel, action, album, blueberry, Heart, idea.., japanese, Kill Blue, Love Love, Manga, Minecraft, ONLINE, Page 62, reading, Rendering, romance, Server, shueisha, SLAYERS, Suspense, Thriller, Title, VIEWER, Website

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	4708
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Epic Quests Completed:	26	Animals Bred:	161
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like a Love Love Album – full of heart, passion, and epic adventures! Join us and experience a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers breakdance instead of exploding.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that deep within our server lies a secret dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that give you the power to turn into a unicorn and shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a dimension where all the mobs are friendly and just want to give you hugs.

So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you can join us and embark on the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of imagination. See you in the wacky world of our server!

CraftyCash Minecraft Server

abusive household, Boundaries, casual job, CraftyCash, family dynamics, financial burden, financial responsibility, financial support, full-time job, INDEPENDENCE, Manipulation, mental health, Minecraft, no contact, physical injuries, RESPONSIBILITY, savings, self-care, Server, single mother, tight budget, victim mentality

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	9764
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	34	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Towns Built:	10	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Are you tired of shouldering the financial burden for your mom and siblings after saving them from abuse? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and no financial responsibilities whatsoever.

On our server, you can build your dream house without worrying about paying rent or bills for anyone else. You can mine for diamonds and gold without being guilt-tripped into sharing your loot. And best of all, you can finally take a break from the real world and just focus on having fun in the virtual world.

So come join us and escape the drama of family obligations. Build, mine, and craft your way to happiness on our server. And remember, in this world, the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations – not your mom asking for money!

ExSILParentQuestMC

Affair, bad blood, Cheating, Communication, custody, Decision making, Divorce, ExSILParentQuestMC, family, foster care, Grief, half-sibling, Heartless, love, Niece, parenting, RESPONSIBILITY, separation, sibling, STI

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6529
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	13
Elemental Crystals Collected:	24	Epic Shields Constructed:	10
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Secret Guilds Joined:	1

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your crazy ex drama? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to escape reality and build your own virtual family with your in-game children. Who needs a toxic ex when you can have a whole new virtual family to take care of?

Our server is so fun, even your ex’s sister will be calling you non-stop to join in on the action. She’ll beg you to take in her niece and create a happy home for all three kids, but hey, you’ve got diamond mining to do! Who needs real drama when you can have virtual drama on our server?

So come on, join us and leave your ex and his crazy family drama behind. Build, explore, and create your own virtual world where you can be the hero of your own story. And remember, on our server, you’re never the AH – unless you grief someone’s build, then all bets are off!

Craftaholic

addiction, addiction recovery, addiction treatment, addictive behavior, addictive personality, alcoholism, Behavior, compulsion, coping mechanism, Craftaholic, cravings, dependency, drug addiction, gambling addiction, habits, impulse control, internet addiction, Obsession, Psychological, self-control, substance abuse

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	5083
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Void Gems Collected:	23	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Runes Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

Are you addicted to building epic structures that defy the laws of physics? Are you addicted to mining for diamonds until your pickaxe breaks? Are you addicted to trolling your friends by hiding TNT traps in their houses? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place for all your addiction needs!

Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs off cliffs, battling creepers with nothing but a wooden sword, and building a roller coaster that goes straight into a lava pit. Our server is so addictive, you’ll forget to eat, sleep, and even go to school (but don’t tell your parents we said that).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and feed your addiction like never before! Just be warned, once you start, you may never be able to stop.

FarmCraft Minecraft Server

Crime Scene, DISCOVER, Drug Bust, drug cartel, drug enforcement, drug manufacturing, drug production, drug seizure, drug trade, drug trafficking, Farm, FarmCraft, illegal operation, investigation, law enforcement, meth lab, Minecraft, Multimillion-Dollar, Narcotics, organized crime, Police, Server, south african

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	875
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Enchantments Applied:	58	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2

LOL JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT A METH LAB ON A FARM YO. SOUTH AFRICAN POLICE BE TRIPPIN WHEN THEY FOUND OUR MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR OPERATION. COME JOIN US AND HELP US MAKE SOME SICK CASH IN MINECRAFT. WHO NEEDS DIAMONDS WHEN YOU GOT METH, RIGHT? PLUS, WE GOT COPS CHASIN US SO IT’S LIKE A REAL LIFE ADVENTURE. HURRY UP AND JOIN BEFORE WE GET BUSTED, LOL.