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ConeThiefCraft

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2192
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	55	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Mines Excavated:	1415	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where stealing traffic cones is not only encouraged, but rewarded! Imagine a world where you can build your own cone fortress, complete with cone minions to guard your precious loot. Join us and show off your cone-stealing skills to earn the title of Cone King or Queen!

But beware, the Cone Mafia is always watching, ready to challenge you to epic cone heists and cone battles. Will you rise to the top and become the ultimate Cone Boss, or will you be left cone-less and ashamed?

So come on, join our server and let the cone chaos begin! Remember, in this world, cones are king and parking spots are the ultimate treasure. Let the cone wars commence!

MineCraftWishList

Awareness, Communication, education, empowerment, enlightenment, facts, INFORMATION, Insights, knowledge, learning, MineCraftWishList, perspective, sharing, Truth, Understanding, wisdom

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	944
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Dragons Tamed:	7
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Divine Spears Created:	20	Players Killed by Monsters:	3113
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Animals Bred:	42	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Do you wish more people knew about the secret underground llama fighting ring in Minecraft? Well, look no further because on our server, you can witness epic llama battles that will leave you in stitches! Join now and become the ultimate llama champion!

DungTossersUnite

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5444
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	6	Rainbows Spotted:	6

come join our minecraft server where dung is thrown at you for free! yes, you heard that right, free dung throwing for all players! who wouldn’t want to experience the thrill of dodging flying poop while trying to build their dream castle?

but that’s not all, our server is also home to a rare breed of flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of pork chops. imagine the riches you could gather just by hunting these majestic creatures!

and if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. but be warned, the dungeon is guarded by a giant chicken with laser eyes. yes, you read that correctly, a giant chicken with laser eyes.

so what are you waiting for? come join our insane minecraft server and experience the chaos for yourself. who knows, you might just become the dung dodging, diamond hunting, giant chicken slaying champion of the server!

BrainWaveCraft

BCIs, bidirectional, brain activity, brain health, brain waves, brain-computer interfaces, BrainWaveCraft, breakthrough approach, EEG wearable, focused ultrasound stimulation, human subjects, innovative technology, machine learning, Medical research, neuroengineering, neurofeedback, neuroimaging, neuroscience, neurotechnology, non-invasive, study

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7532
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOTZ DA BRAIN-COMPUTER INTERFACES, YO! U CAN CONTROL UR MINECRAFT CHARACTER WIF UR MIND, LIKE SOME KINDA WIZARD OR SUMTHIN! WE USE FANCY EEG WEARABLES AND ULTRASOUND STIMULATION TO MAKE U FEEL LIKE A SUPERHERO IN DA GAME! WE EVEN DID A STUDY WIF 25 PEEPS AND DEY ALL SAID IT WAS DA COOLEST THING DEY EVER DID IN MINECRAFT! SO COME JOIN US AND BECOME A MIND-BOGGLING MINECRAFT MASTER! #MINDCONTROL #MINECRAFTWIZARD

Anon’s Quest Minecraft Server

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1224
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Votes:	3122	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	410
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Look no further, because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!

Join us for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle zombie chickens with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing creepers. Our server is so crazy, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

But that’s not all – we have secret hidden treasure chests filled with rare items, a roller coaster that takes you through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against other players.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the most epic and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Just remember, once you join, there’s no turning back. Good luck, brave adventurer!

WTF Minecraft Server: Blocks & Banter

banter, blocks, companies, corporate governance, dilution, existing stockholders, finance, financial news, fraud, Investment, Manipulation, market manipulation, Minecraft, new stock, scam, securities, Server, shareholder rights, shitcoin, stock dilution, stock issuance, stock market, unethical practices, WTF

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	8239
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Farms Harvested:	168
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	10

Are you tired of being diluted like a weak old stock? Come join our Minecraft server where the only thing being diluted is the creepers’ explosive power! Our server is so lit, even Elon Musk would invest in it (if he wasn’t too busy sending cars to space). Join us and experience a world where the only scam you’ll encounter is trying to trade a diamond for a piece of dirt. Trust us, this server is more stable than a stablecoin!

CraftyAdvice Minecraft Server

advice, CraftyAdvice, empowerment, guidance, hindsight, inspiration, learning from the past, life lessons, Minecraft, motivation, moving forward, past mistakes, personal growth, SELF AWARENESS, Self Discovery, self improvement, self love, self reflection, self-acceptance, self-care, Server, wisdom, younger self

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	2267
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Divine Spears Created:	10	Divine Relics Bestowed:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Emeralds Found:	6736
Astral Projections Made:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	10
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Hey there, future Minecraft pro! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Our server is like a virtual circus, with crazy mini-games, epic treasure hunts, and even a secret underground disco club (shh, don’t tell the mods).

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to battle a dragon with a rubber chicken, ride a llama into battle, and even challenge the server owner to a dance-off for epic loot. Trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Your younger self will thank you for it (and probably wonder what the heck happened to you). Let the madness begin!

CraftyFails: WorstMistake

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	2809
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	3707
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Emeralds Found:	3449
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2

Have you ever accidentally punched a creeper instead of running away? Or maybe you accidentally poured lava all over your diamond armor? Well, fear not my friend, because on our epic Minecraft server, you can make all the mistakes you want and still come out on top!

Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding pigs, dancing skeletons, and a secret underground society of friendly Endermen. Our server is so amazing that even Herobrine himself has been spotted trying to join in on the fun (we had to politely decline, sorry Herobrine).

So come on down and join our server for a chance to experience the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots and diamond swords (or maybe just a bunch of dirt, but hey, it’s the thought that counts)!

PalestinianCraft Minecraft Server

anti-semitism, Australia, Conflict, extremism, extremist, foreign influence, global threat, group, independent, Infiltration, islamist, Jewish, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, movement, PalestinianCraft, Political, pro-Palestine, Propaganda, radicalization, SECURITY, Server, Terrorism

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	6258
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	13	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	11	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	165
Mines Excavated:	2505	Zombie Dances:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Astral Amulets Crafted:	42

come join our epic minecraft server where extremist islamist group infiltrates australia’s pro-palestine movement but in a totally wacky and hilarious way! you’ll be dodging crazy terrorists while building your own pixelated paradise. watch out for exploding sheep and flying pigs as you navigate through our insane world. who knew geopolitics could be so fun in block form? join now for a wild ride you won’t forget!

NukeCraftSeaWarfare

arms race, Defense, DEVELOPING, Military, military technology, Missile, missile development, national defense, Naval, new, Nuclear, nuclear arsenal, Nuclear deterrence, NukeCraftSeaWarfare, sea-launched, SECURITY, Strategic, Technology, us navy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	1151
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Farms Harvested:	463	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Potions Brewed:	91	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	28	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

Yo, imagine this: you’re chillin’ on a Minecraft server where the US Navy is straight up developing sea-launched nuclear missiles. Like, forget about building houses and farming crops, we’re out here launching nukes into the ocean for funsies.

Join this server if you wanna experience the thrill of being a part of a top-secret military operation in the world of Minecraft. Who needs diamonds when you have nuclear weapons, amirite?

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the nukes aren’t just for show. There’s a secret faction on the server that’s planning to take over the world with their nuclear arsenal. Will you join them or stop them? The fate of the Minecraft world is in your hands.

So come on down to our server and witness the chaos unfold. Just remember, it’s all in good fun and nobody actually gets hurt… we think.

RickRollCraft: Cybersecurity Edition

cyber awareness, cyber education, cyber threats, cybersecurity, cybersecurity awareness, cybersecurity knowledge, cybersecurity lessons, cybersecurity measures, cybersecurity practices, cybersecurity skills, cybersecurity tips, cybersecurity training, Data Protection, Edition, internet scams, internet security, online safety, Phishing scams, Rick rolls, RickRollCraft, seminars

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Players:	100/900	Votes:	8043
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

u know wat else is more fun than boring seminars? joining our epic minecraft server! we got more action than a zombie apocalypse!

imagine this: u log in and suddenly u r surrounded by flying pigs shooting laser beams out of their eyes. u gotta dodge them while trying to build ur dream castle. but watch out for the giant chickens that drop anvils on ur head!

if that’s not enough to convince u, how about this: our server is protected by a team of highly trained rick rolls. they will hack into ur computer and teach u more about cybersecurity than any boring seminar ever could.

so what r u waiting for? join our minecraft server now and let the madness begin!