busy cafe Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

TableHogNoMore

back surgery, busy cafe, cafe culture, cafe etiquette, cafe layout, cafe noise focus, cafe seating, cafe study session, coffee shop, crowded, disabled person, entitled customers, ENTITLEMENT, long term seating, personal boundaries, personal space, public transit, rude behavior, seating etiquette, table hogging, TableHogNoMore

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	9629
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Alien Abductions:	0
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Animals Bred:	63
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects personal space? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that no random woman will come and invade your virtual territory without permission. Our virtual tables are off-limits to entitled players who think they can just take over your space. Plus, if anyone tries to kick you out, our virtual bouncers will step in and show them the door.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up for your virtual rights! Who needs public transit when you have a virtual cafe to defend? Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into giving up your virtual seat. And remember, back surgery is no excuse to steal someone else’s virtual table. So come join us and let your virtual voice be heard!

ExpatExodusCraft

au pair, Cultural differences, expat challenges, expat girlfriend, expat life, expat living, expat partner, expat struggles, expat visa, ExpatExodusCraft, financial hardship, Financial Stability, international relationship, long distance, long-distance relationship, moving in together, relationship boundaries, relationship issues, student visa, support in relationships, tourist visa

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Players:	93/400	Votes:	6751
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Divine Spears Created:	14
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	115

Looking for a wild adventure in the world of Minecraft? Join our server and experience the craziest survival challenges ever! Just like this guy’s ex-girlfriend, you’ll face tough decisions and unexpected twists at every turn.

Imagine trying to survive in a world where your girlfriend (or ex-girlfriend) keeps asking to move in with you, but you know it’s too soon for that kind of commitment. Will you cave and let her in, or stand your ground and watch her fly back to her country? The drama, the suspense, the sheer madness of it all!

But wait, there’s more! You’ll also encounter mysterious lands, treacherous monsters, and maybe even a few creepers who just can’t take a hint. And just like this guy’s ex, you’ll have to navigate through financial hardships and tough decisions to come out on top.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience the thrill of Minecraft survival while dealing with ex-girlfriend drama and heart-wrenching decisions? It’s a rollercoaster ride of emotions and adventure, and it’s waiting for you to join in on the fun. Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft server experience of your life!

MineFemFlickFave

beloved character, cinematic character, favorite character, favorite female movie character, favorite movie, female actress, female character, Female Icon, Female lead, Female Protagonist, female role model, female star, fictional character, film character, iconic female character, leading lady, memorable character, MineFemFlickFave, movie character, movie heroine, strong female character

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	9376
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Crops Grown:	6666
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like a blockbuster movie starring your favorite female movie characters! Join us and team up with badass ladies like Wonder Woman, Black Widow, and even Elsa from Frozen as you embark on epic quests and battle against evil mobs. Who needs a pickaxe when you have superpowers at your disposal? So come on, join us and let’s show those creepers who’s boss in the most action-packed Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

KhashashKiller’s Minecraft Server

Ahmad Khashash, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense forces, gaza, Gaza Strip, humanitarian zone, idf, international relations, Israel, Khan Yunis, KhashashKillers, MIDDLE EAST, military operation, Minecraft, Palestinian Islamic Jihad, PIJ, SECURITY, Server, targeted killing, Terrorist, violence, War on Terror

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	7121
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we eliminate terrorists like ahmad khashash in khan yunis! join us for some wild pvp battles and crazy adventures in our humanitarian zone! who knew fighting terrorists could be so fun in minecraft?! come on, what are you waiting for? join now and be a hero in our virtual world!

RuskiDroneGoneEstonia

aerial surveillance, cybersecurity, Defense, Drone Incidents, Espionage, Estonian airspace., foreign policy, Geopolitics, Global Hawk Incident, Interference, international relations, Military, nato, Operation, political tensions, RuskiDroneGoneEstonia, russia, SECURITY, Technology, Unmanned aircraft, US Surveillance Drone

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	733
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Magic Items Found:	1144	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server dat is so lit u will be blown away? well, let me tell u sum crazy sht dat happens on dis server. one time, a global hawk drone wuz flyin ova estonian airspace n russia wuz all liek “nah fam, dis is our airspace now” n dey interfered with da drone. but guess wat? on dis server, u can be da one interferin with drones n sht. u can be da ultimate troll n mess with all da surveillance n stuff. it’s gonna be a wild ride, so join now n be part of da madness. trust me, u won’t regret it.

Crafty Gun Fun Land

Crafty, Cultural differences, firearm regulations, Fun, gun, gun control, gun laws, gun ownership rates, Gun Safety, gun violence awareness, gun violence epidemic, gun violence policy, gun violence prevention, gun violence research, gun violence solutions, gun violence statistics, international comparison, Land, mass shootings, mental health, political factors, second amendment, switzerland, U.S

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	9121
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Buildings Constructed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	7
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Void Gems Collected:	20
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE GUNS THAN SWITZERLAND AND THE U.S. COMBINED! LIKE, WHOA, YOU CAN BLAST CREEPERS AND ZOMBIES INTO OBLIVION WITH OUR INSANE ARSENAL!

WE ALSO HAVE A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH DIAMONDS AND GOLD, AND IF YOU CAN FIND IT, YOU’LL BE RICHER THAN A LEPRECHAUN ON ST. PATRICK’S DAY!

PLUS, OUR PLAYERS ARE SO LIT, THEY MAKE THE CREEPERS JEALOUS! JOIN US FOR EPIC BATTLES, CRAZY ADVENTURES, AND MORE LOLZ THAN A CAT VIDEO MARATHON!

SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! #BLOWINGUPCREEPERS #DIAMONDSFORDAYS #MINECRAFTLITAF 🔥💎🤪

GodHelm Network

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Survival Faction Creative PvP Minigames RPG Skyblock Economy Towny Roleplay Prison Pixelmon Skywars Vanilla Bedwars Hunger Games Parkour KitPvP Skygrid Anarchy

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	4566
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ores Mined:	6347
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11	Demon Skulls Collected:	32

GodHelm is a server where gods and monsters coexist. Create your adventure, form alliances and face epic challenges with friends.

Our server supports from version 1.8 to 1.20.4 We currently have the modality of: SURVIVAL CUSTOM

play.godhelmmc.com

EienCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

action games, Amora Lumina, Animal Crossing, archives, Blaise Shinryu, Comfy girl, Corpo, drawing, eien, EIEN Friends, EIEN Project, EienCraft, Energetic girl, graduated, Halo, horror games, indie games, Ironic weeb, jidf, Kilia Kurayami, League, Lore, mecha fan, Minecraft, Mirri Saffire, MuseiaSkye Shinryu, Nanimo Navi, nier, pcgen3k, pxl, retro games, Server, Silly noblewoman, songs, Speedrunning, Ultimate, Unhinged tomboy, vdere, vnug, VSMP, VT, Zumi Dokumi

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	5008
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	6
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than our server, where the craziness never stops! Join us for a wild ride with Gen 1 MuseiaSkye Shinryu, the dorky mecha fan who will show you the ropes of action games and zatsu like you’ve never seen before.

But wait, there’s more! Gen 2 brings you HavenZumi Dokumi, the unhinged tomboy who will take you on a journey through indie and retro games that will blow your mind. And don’t forget about Mirri Saffire, the energetic girl who will have you screaming with delight as she tackles horror games like a pro.

And let’s not overlook Blaise Shinryu, the ironic weeb who will school you in action games and Nier with a twist you won’t see coming. Amora Lumina, the silly noblewoman, will have you speedrunning like a champ while showing off her drawing skills that will leave you in awe.

Last but not least, Nanimo Navi, the comfy girl who will introduce you to League, Animal Crossing, and Halo in a way that will make you never want to leave. Join us now for a server experience like no other, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a creeper or two).

Guyver Volume 22 Storytime Minecraft SMP

271094385, action, Adventure, alien technology, Anime, Aptom, battle, bio-boosted armor, Chronos Corporation, guyver, Hyper-Zoanoids, Lost Numbers, Manga, manga series, Minecraft, Previous thread, Sci Fi, Sho Fukamachi, smp, storytime, transformation, Volume, volume 22, Zoanoids

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	889
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	16
Endless Legions Commanded:	50	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of flower? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, wackiest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle against a horde of evil chickens, or if you want to build a rollercoaster that goes straight into the Nether. Our server is so wild, even the creepers have started throwing parties in the caves.

But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground disco where the Ender Dragon likes to breakdance with the Wither boss. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest full of enchanted diamond pickaxes and stacks of emeralds.

So why wait? Join us now and let the madness begin! Who knows what kind of absurd adventures await you in this insane Minecraft world.

SibSassCraft

cat care, cat ownership, communication breakdown, Communication Issues, Expectations, family dynamics, family living arrangements, feeling disrespected, feeling overwhelmed, feeling unappreciated, household responsibilities, lack of involvement, pet care, pet neglect, pet ownership, post-surgery care, relationship conflicts, RESPONSIBILITY, sibling relationships, sibling responsibilities, SibSassCraft

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	9224
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18
Villages Defended:	14	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Zombie Dances:	0
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	5285
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of taking care of everyone else’s responsibilities on a Minecraft server? Join our server and let your virtual pets thrive without any drama!

Picture this: you and your boyfriend are the ultimate cat parents, taking care of a calm cat and a hyperactive kitten named Gigi. But wait, his lazy siblings are nowhere to be found when it comes to cat duties. They’re off gallivanting with their dad overseas, leaving you and your boyfriend to handle all the post-surgery care for Gigi.

But fear not, our Minecraft server is the perfect escape from real-life sibling drama. No more name-calling or arguments over who should clean the litter box. On our server, everyone pitches in to take care of the virtual pets, and if they don’t, they face eviction (in the game, of course).

So join our server now and let your inner cat parent shine without the real-life drama. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual Gigi to take care of and love unconditionally. Just don’t forget to feed them virtual fish!

CraftyLiesMC

BETRAYAL, CraftyLiesMC, Deceit, deceitfulness, Deception, dishonest behavior, dishonest communication, dishonesty, dishonesty in relationships, fabrication, false statement, falsehood, falsehoods, ineffective lie, insincerity, lack of credibility., lying.., Manipulation, untrustworthy, untruth

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	3348
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Potions Brewed:	115	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Enchantments Applied:	129
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old lies and promises? Well, look no further because our server is here to blow your mind with the most ineffective lies you’ve ever seen! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, who knows? But hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell your grandkids one day! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the chaos begin!