TableHogNoMore

cafe culture, cafe layout, entitled customers, back surgery, disabled person

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects personal space? Look no further than our server! We guarantee that no random woman will come and invade your virtual territory without permission. Our virtual tables are off-limits to entitled players who think they can just take over your space. Plus, if anyone tries to kick you out, our virtual bouncers will step in and show them the door.

Join our server and experience the thrill of standing up for your virtual rights! Who needs public transit when you have a virtual cafe to defend? Don’t let anyone guilt-trip you into giving up your virtual seat. And remember, back surgery is no excuse to steal someone else’s virtual table. So come join us and let your virtual voice be heard!

Broomstix Fun SMP Fly & Build!

Resource Management Skills, Dynamic World Building, Engaging PvP Battles, BUILD, Unique Server Features

Broomstix Server Info

Game Modes:

SMP
Creative
Semi-Vanilla

Version:

1.21.5

Key Features:

Cross-Play: Java & Bedrock (No Java needed)
Hard Mode: Get ready for a tough time!
Custom Enchants: Unique gear for all!
Mob Leads: Pull mobs to you!
Fly On Sundays: Free flying every Sunday!
Land Claims: Use ProtectionStones to keep your land safe.
No Griefing: Play nice!
PvP Arena: Fight with keep inventory.
Random Teleport: Travel around the world!
Messaging: Chat with friends and set homes.
Discord Link: Stay in touch even off-game.
Help on Discord: Get homework help!
Voting Rewards: Earn cool stuff!
Shops & Markets: Buy and sell items easily!

Server Info:

IP: play.broomstix.net
Default Ports: Standard settings
Discord: Join us for chats and fun!
Map: Check the in-game map online!

Join the fun and make new pals!

CaveMC: Anarchy Caves PVP Fun

Brutal Survival Challenge, Enhanced Vanilla Experience, Immersive Underground Environments, Fun, Resource Scarcity Strategy

CaveMC – Minecraft’s First Semi-Anarchy Cave-Only Overworld

CaveMC is a wild, semi-anarchy survival server. The whole overworld is underground. Built with custom world code by real Minecraft devs, there is no surface—just a huge, cave-filled world with biomes, loot, and cool stuff.

Survival here is tough. Only the best will make it!

What Makes CaveMC Unique?

A True Cave World The overworld is all caves, made with special code. No surface—just deep, dark fun.
All Vanilla Biomes & Structures Every biome from Minecraft 1.21.5 is down here, plus all the cool stuff—villages, strongholds, mineshafts, and more.
Classic Nether & End The Nether and End are just like you know them, ready for full play.
Fight for Custom Endgame Items Get strong, server-only items to help in the underground. Only the best players will get them.
Clans & Competitions Team up, make clans, and fight in server events for glory.
Enhanced Vanilla Survival Classic survival with a twist—resources are rare, and every choice counts.
Media Coverage Big events and server news will be posted on CaveMC media accounts.
Java & Bedrock Crossplay CaveMC works for both Java and Bedrock players!

Join our Discord [here]!

Check out our media [here]!

Server IP: CaveMC.net Bedrock IP: CaveMC.net:20158

Immortal Bastion SMP Fun 16+

creative survival challenges, Fun-Focused Gameplay.”’, quality of life features, Bastion, Friendly Player Interactions

The Immortal Bastion

Server Type: Modded SMP Community: Whitelist Age Requirement: 16+ Modpack: All The Mods 10

A few pals set up a chill server just 2 days ago. They’re all about fun and good vibes. They want to find a few more players who think the same way.

What They Offer:

TPA Function: Easy travel!
Quality of Life Commands: Just some nice tools to help out.
Version: 1.20.1
No Griefing: Keep it friendly!
Teams: Work together or go solo!

Looking For:

About 3 more players!
Just send a Discord message to iikarios if you want in!

Join the fun and be part of a small, friendly group!

Architect SMP – Build & Chill 21+

BUILD, Seasonal Events Galore, inclusive gaming environment, friendship and fun, Unique Building Styles

ARCHITECT SMP SEASON 6

Version: 1.12.4

The Architect SMP is a warm and fun place where folks work together to build a nice world filled with tales, sneaky fun, and great times.

They keep redstone use low to make sure farming stays chill. This means there are rules to keep it simple.

Only those who are 21 or older can join, and they prefer players from the US or EU time zones. Whether a pro builder or a newbie, all are welcome to join the crew of Architects ready to team up and chat.

Get ready to link up with the stories of homes, community spots, and player lore! From shops in Hilltown to more, the fun is just starting. Season 6 kicked off in late February, and there’s still time to join in on the fun. With cool spots like a Valentine’s district, Easter area, and a main spawn city for shopping, there’s loads to explore!

Hop into their Discord, check out the #application channel, and fill out the form at the top!

They might ask for pics of your best build to see your style and vibe as a future Architect!

Architect Links

Website: https://info.architectsmp.com/

Discord: https://discord.gg/9yuBRrKZ6C

Dyn Map: https://map.architectsmp.com/

Server Location: UK

SwyftMC Fun SMP No Grief Jobs

Unique Building Opportunities, Grief, Engaging Mining Adventures, Jobs, grief-free gameplay

Welcome to SwyftMC!

SwyftMC is a chill survival SMP for all. No map resets here! Just good vibes and fun times.

About the Server:

Version: 1.21.4+
Type: Java
Style: Semi-Vanilla (thanks to cool plugins)
Griefing: Not allowed
Cheating: Not allowed

What You Can Do:

PvP: Fight with friends!
Build: Create your dream base!
Mine: Dig deep for treasures!
Fish: Chill by the water!

Events:

Custom events pop up, run by players and the staff. Always something fun to join!

Community:

Small but mighty! Everyone is friendly and ready to help. Easy start for all new players.

Join Us!

Server IP: SwyftMC.net
Discord: Join Here

Hope to see you soon!

Stormy Lagoon SMP Fun Hub

personalized player interactions, community-driven development initiatives, seasonal gameplay events, extensive mod support options, advanced land protection systems

### 🌊 Stormy Lagoon [SMP]

Version: Java & Bedrock 1.21.4 Community: Tight-Knit Mature Group Marketplace: Huge Player Marketplace Protection: Robust Grief Protection Content: Exciting Custom Content Missions: Daily Missions Tools: Upgradeable Tools & Progression

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### 📡 Server Info

– IP: play.stormylagoon.com – Bedrock Port: 25566 (Java needs no port) – Discord: Join Here – TikTok: Watch Here

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### 🌟 Why Join Stormy Lagoon?

– Fair Play: No Pay-to-Win. Earn all perks by playing and voting! – Mature Staff: Friendly and fair rules. – Welcoming Community: All are welcome!

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### ⚒️ Unique Features

– Crossplay: Java & Bedrock players unite! – Stormy Tools: Level up tools for better stuff. Use /stormymenu! – Daily Missions: Complete tasks for big rewards! – Pearlshop: Earn Pearls to unlock cool stuff! – mcMMO: Level skills like Mining and Combat for perks. – Canvas Art: Use /artmap to make pixel art!

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### 🌍 Survival with Ease

– RTP Menu: Use /rtp to teleport across 5 worlds! – Resource Worlds: Reset monthly for fresh loot! – Land Claiming: Protect your builds! – PvP: Off by default, turn it on for duels!

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### 💰 Player Economy

– Marketplace: Buy, sell, and trade with players! – Custom Tags: Make your style unique!

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### ⛵ Join the Fun!

– IP: play.stormylagoon.com – Discord: Join Here

Stormy Lagoon is more than a server. It’s a place to chill and play. Join now for a fun time!

Hellvival Nether Quest smp

community-driven events, Unique Nether Mechanics, intense PvP encounters, Quest, Epic Loot Hunts

Hellvival Nether Survival [SMP]

Welcome to Hellvival, the one and only Minecraft Nether Survival spot! Here, skill meets lava, and your game sense will show how you stack up against others. If you think you can handle the fiery depths of Hellvival, you might just be ready to compete.

Key Info:

Discord: Join Here
Website: Visit Here
IP: play.hellvival.com
Play on: Both Java and Bedrock

Get ready to test your skills in the heat!

Kiwi Landing: Play, Build, Fight!

Engaging Multiplayer Experience, innovative survival strategies, Memorable Multiplayer Moments, Minecraft Adventure Awaits, Fight

### 🌍 Welcome to Kiwi Landing

Kiwi Landing is a fun Minecraft server made for all. It has both PvP and SMP modes. This is the spot for fighters and builders alike!

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#### Server Highlights:

– ⚔️ PvP World A wild place where all fights are fair game! No land claims, so griefing is on the table.

– 🛠️ SMP World A chill survival spot built on trust and teamwork. Create and explore with pals!

– 🌐 Stable Performance Fast servers mean less lag and more fun!

– 📚 Actively Seeking Players Join us and help grow our awesome community.

– 🔒 Fair Play First Rules are here to keep the game safe and fun for all.

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### Join Us!

Join our Discord for chats and updates: Discord Link

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Cracked Clients: ❌

Whether you want to fight, build, or just chill, Kiwi Landing is the place for you!

Simply Vanilla Anarchy EU 1.20

Simply, player-driven economy, vanilla survival experience, thrilling PvP encounters, community-driven gameplay

Simply Vanilla – Anarchy with NO Hacking!

Welcome to Simply Vanilla! A chill place since 2019, where fun never stops.

No Hacks: Keep it fair, no cheating or duping.
Map Size: Over 10 TB of pure fun!
World Borders: Classic vanilla style.
Nether Roof: Yes, you can go there!

Join the Crew!

IP: simplyvanilla.net
Discord: Join Us!
Website: Check It Out!

What’s Spawn Like? Curious? Watch Here!

Can You Do Better? Join today! Escape spawn, build your base, make friends, and maybe stab them in the back!

Get Ready for Fun!

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