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Obese Appetite Busters Server

Appetite, appetite-related hormones, Busters, Drugs, Exercise, hormones, INCREASE, influence, Males, mimic, moderate-intensity exercise, obese, obesity, perceptions, Server, Significant, Successful, weight loss, weight loss drugs

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	9225
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Crops Grown:	1924
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Animals Bred:	67	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where u can exercise ur fingers by mining and building all day long! we have found that playing minecraft can actually make u lose weight cuz u get so into it u forget to eat! our players have reported feeling full just by looking at their epic builds! join now and get those appetite-related hormones pumpin’ so u can become a minecraft master and lose weight at the same time! who needs weight loss drugs when u have minecraft?! #exercise #build #loseweight #minecraftmaster

Brain Busters – Men vs Blocks

age, blocks, Brain, brain injury, Busters, death, Differences, Fall, Interaction, Men, mortality, motor vehicle crash, multifactorial, research, risk factors, Severity, sex, statistics, study, TBI outcomes, traumatic brain injury, US, worsening

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	9610
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Ores Mined:	2513	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Buildings Constructed:	39
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER IF U WANNA AVOID BRAIN INJURY, CUZ APPARENTLY MEN R MORE LIKELY TO DIE FROM DAT SHIZZ. WE GOT PROTECTIONS AGAINST FALLS N MOTOR VEHICLES, SO U CAN PLAY SAFELY. PLUS, OUR SERVER IS SO LIT, U WON’T EVEN REMEMBER WHAT A BRAIN IS. COME JOIN US N ESCAPE THE DANGER OF REAL LIFE, YOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Bot Busters: Humans vs Censors

ACCUSED, Artificial Intelligence, Bot, Bots, Busters, Censors, Censorship, CENSURÉ, cyberbullying, digital identity, discrimination, fake news, false accusations, humans, internet culture, Misinformation, online behavior, online harassment, online security, privacy concerns, social media, Technology

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	8613
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Zombie Dances:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10

so, like, on this cray cray minecraft server, if u get accused of being a bot, u get censured like BAM! no questions asked. but don’t worry, cuz we got ur back, fam. we only want real humans up in here, no robots allowed. join us for some epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. plus, we got a secret underground disco party every saturday night. u don’t wanna miss out on that, trust me. so come on over and join the fun, unless u a bot, then u better watch out.

Blocky Boob Busters

blocky, boob, breast cancer, Busters, Cancer Genetics, cancer research, exodus, genetic factors, genetic testing, health advancements, hereditary cancer, immunotherapy, inherited, lab-made antibody, medical breakthrough, metastasis, oncology, personalized medicine, Prevention, spread, Targeted therapy, Treatment, tumor growth

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	8443
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

LOL JOIN OUR MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT MORE FUN THAN A PIG IN A DIAMOND MINE! WE GOT SO MANY CREEPERS YOU’LL THINK YOU’RE IN A MINECRAFT HORROR MOVIE! PLUS, OUR VILLAGERS ARE SO DUMB THEY MAKE VILLAGERS IN OTHER SERVERS LOOK LIKE EINSTEIN!

BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! OUR DIAMOND ARMOR IS SO SHINY, IT MAKES THE SUN JEALOUS! AND OUR WITCHES MAKE THE BEST POTIONS, YOU’LL BE FLYING AROUND LIKE A DRUNK BAT IN NO TIME!

AND IF YOU’RE LUCKY, YOU MIGHT JUST RUN INTO THE LEGENDARY ENDER DRAGON RIDING A GIANT CHICKEN! YEAH, YOU HEARD THAT RIGHT! SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT ADVENTURE OF YOUR LIFE!

Lithium Brine Busters

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	4974
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Yo, yo, yo! Wanna join our lit Minecraft server where we extract lithium from low-quality brines? Yeah, you heard that right! We’re not just building houses and stuff, we’re out here mining for that sweet, sweet lithium like it’s nobody’s business.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, our player found a brine pool so low-quality, it was practically begging to be extracted for lithium. And guess what? They struck gold… I mean, lithium! They became the richest player on the server, rolling in diamonds and emeralds like there’s no tomorrow.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Brine Monster, a creature so salty it’ll make you laugh until you cry. Rumor has it, if you can defeat the Brine Monster, you’ll be granted unlimited resources for the rest of your Minecraft days.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let’s get that lithium flowing! Who knows, you might just become the next Brine Monster slayer.

The Drone Busters Minecraft SMP

Aerial, airspace, Busters, control, Defense, DETECTION, drone, Drones, ENEMY, game over, India, Invasion, January, Minecraft, Monitoring, privacy, regulations, restrictions, SECURITY, smp, Surveillance, Technology, threat, WARFARE

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4262
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Zombie Dances:	7	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Magic Crystals Found:	9
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	423

Welcome to the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like a rollercoaster ride through a jungle filled with exploding chickens and dancing creepers. But beware, if you live in India, you better watch out because the Drones are coming for you in January! It’s like a virtual game of hide and seek, but instead of hiding, you’ll be running for your virtual life. Join us if you dare, and see if you can survive the madness that awaits. Who knows, you might even make friends with a friendly Ender Dragon along the way. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime!

Block Busters Minecraft Server

Anal, autism, BLOCK, Boundaries, bullying, Busters, Cancer, compassion, consent, controversial, cyberbullying, Deepthroat, Empathy, Ethics, inappropriate, mental health, Minecraft, morality, parenting, patient, Server, sexual, social responsibility, taboo, victim blaming

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	5585
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	25

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is to never bully anyone, especially not an autistic cancer patient. Why, you ask? Because if you do, his mom will apparently deepthroat you and let you…uh, engage in some questionable activities with her. And trust us, you do not want to find out what that entails. So come join our server, where the consequences for being a jerk are…interesting, to say the least.

Bucha’s Drone Busters

aerial attacks, anti aircraft, Bravery, Bucha, Buchas, Busters, Combat, Conflict, Defense, defense tactics, drone, eastern europe, female empowerment, female unit, Military, military strategy, resistance, Russian drones, Surveillance, Technology, ukraine war, WARFARE, women soldiers

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	4496
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Meteorites Collected:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	3

Yo, welcome to our cray cray Minecraft server where we got a squad of badass female warriors who take down Russian drones like it’s nobody’s business in the Ukraine war! Join us if you wanna be part of the most epic battles in Minecraft history, where we ride llamas into battle and shoot arrows at creepers while doing backflips. Plus, our server has a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds, so you better join us if you wanna get rich quick! Don’t miss out on the action, join now and become a legend in the Minecraft world!

Block Brain Busters

alzheimer’s, Alzheimer’s progression, BLOCK, Brain, brain damage, brain deterioration, brain function, brain health, brain study, Busters, cell analysis, cellular damage, cellular research, cognitive decline, cognitive impairment, individual cells, medical science, Neurodegeneration, neurodegenerative disease, neurology, neuroscience, research, study

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Titanic Battles Fought:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	51	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

lol join our epic minecraft server because we have more cells than a freakin’ alzheimer’s brain, dude! like, we got 3.4 million individual cells just chillin’ and ready to party with you!

we got two distinct phases of fun on this server, just like alzheimer’s damages the brain in two phases. phase one is all about building and exploring, like your brain is expanding and creating new memories. phase two is all about survival and battling mobs, just like your brain is deteriorating and forgetting stuff.

so come join us on this wild ride of a server and experience the highs and lows of alzheimer’s brain damage, but in a totally fun and minecraft-y way! let’s get those brain cells firing and have a blast together!

Crafty Booze Busters

alcohol, alcohol awareness, alcohol consumption, alcohol-reduction, alcohol-related cancer, apps, booze, Busters, cancer risk, Crafty, dark apps, funding, government approval, health education, health risks, healthcare recommendations, healthcare services, Industry Influence, Industry-funded, Misinformation, misinformation in apps, National governments

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1139
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	38	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	96
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9

Yo yo yo! Wanna join dis epic Minecraft server? Lemme tell ya, dis server is like no other! We got pigs flyin’ in the sky, creepers dancin’ to dubstep, and villagers sellin’ you enchanted diamond armor for just a few emeralds!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit, it’s been approved by the Minecraft Gods themselves. They said, “This server is da bomb, yo!” And you know what? They were right!

Forget them other servers with their boring rules and regulations. On our server, you can ride a llama into battle, build a house out of TNT, and even tame a dragon as your pet!

So what are you waitin’ for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself! Just be warned, once you join, you may never want to leave. It’s like a black hole of fun, sucking you in and never letting go!

MineCraftyHolidayFun2024

aita, assholery, christmas, Civil, Community, December 2024, families, family time, Feedback, holiday break, MineCraftyHolidayFun2024, Moderators, New Year, open forum, Regional, Restricted, rules, Spinoffs, Suggestions, travel

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	8760
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Chimeras Created:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Alien Abductions:	1
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	6

Welcome to the most exclusive Minecraft server where we take our holidays seriously! Last year, we had a bit of a mishap with the server going into POO MODE during Christmas and New Year’s, but fear not, this year we are going all out with a Restricted mode for the entire holiday period. Why, you ask? Because even mods need family time, and some of us need to travel to get away from the crazies in our lives (looking at you, Aunt Karen).

But don’t worry, once January 2 rolls around, the server will be back to normal and you can resume your usual Assholery. So mark your calendars and get ready for some epic Minecraft adventures in 2025!

And remember, no direct links or uncensored screenshots allowed – we like to keep things classy around here. So join us on this wild ride and let’s make some memories that will last a lifetime (or at least until the next holiday season). See you on the server!

Anxiety-Free Mindset SMP

AnxietyFree, mindset, smp

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5487
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	8774
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	479	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Divine Spears Created:	13
Enchantments Applied:	60	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of living in a world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you find yourself daydreaming about epic adventures and crazy shenanigans? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect place for you!

Join us and embark on wild quests, build insane structures, and battle mythical creatures like the legendary Chickenzilla and the fearsome Creeper King. Our community is filled with hilarious pranksters, master builders, and expert treasure hunters just waiting to team up with you.

But beware, because this SMP is not for the faint of heart. Rumor has it that there’s a secret portal hidden somewhere on the map that leads to a dimension filled with dancing pigs and talking sheep. Will you be brave enough to find it?

So if you’re ready to ditch the mundane and dive headfirst into a world of chaos and laughter, then join us on our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what crazy adventures await you!

Sushi Supreme Minecraft Server

Government, Japan, japanese history, Japanese politics, Japanese Prime Minister, Japanese Prime Minister History, Japanese Prime Minister Ranking, Japanese Prime Minister Tier List Creator, Japanese Prime Minister Tiermaker, Junichiro Koizumi, leadership, Long Tail Tags: Japanese Prime Minister Tier List, Minecraft, Naoto Kan, Politics, Prime Ministers of Japan, Ranking, Server, Shinzo Abe, SUPREME, sushi, Tier List, Tier List Creator, tiermaker, Yasuhiro Nakasone, Yoshihide Suga

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Players:	93/300	Votes:	2234
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	917	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing but the same old builds and mini-games? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most chaotic place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a virtual army of Japanese Prime Ministers ready to battle it out in epic PvP matches. From Shinzo Abe wielding a diamond sword to Yoshihide Suga casting spells with a magic wand, you’ll never know what to expect in this wild and wacky world.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where all the Prime Ministers gather to plan their next move. Will they build a giant robot to take over the server? Will they declare war on the neighboring realms? The possibilities are endless!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch your back, you never know when a Prime Minister might sneak up on you with a surprise attack!

””/Brit/”” – Minecraft SMP – BlockyBritney

BlockyBritney, Brit, British Christmas music, british culture, british music, CHOON, Chrimbo, christmas carols, christmas classics, Christmas hits, Christmas music video, christmas playlist, christmas songs, Christmas track, edish, festive tunes, holiday favorites, holiday music, Minecraft, seasonal music, smp, UK artists

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	6689
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Demon Skulls Collected:	15
Villages Defended:	20	Herobrine Sightings:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	4026
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where chaos reigns supreme.

Picture this: you log on and immediately get attacked by a horde of dancing creepers. But don’t worry, they’re just trying to show off their sick moves to the tune of “Chrimbo CHOON edish” on repeat.

Want to build a majestic castle? Well, good luck because our server is plagued by a mischievous group of flying pigs who constantly steal your building materials.

But wait, there’s more! Every full moon, the entire server transforms into a giant game of musical chairs, with the last player standing getting a diamond block as a prize.

So why join our server? Because where else can you experience such madness and mayhem while still trying to survive in the world of Minecraft? Join us now and prepare for a wild ride!

💜 Survival without mods, PVE, PVP 💜 Minecraft server

Adventure, Antispam, building, Cases, Community, competitive, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, Gaming, Magic, Minecraft, Minigames, multiplayer, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Shop, Starter Kit, Survival, survival mode, without mods

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	4348
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	1441
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	50
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	45	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

The owner of the server “Survival without mods PVE PVP” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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CraftyPoe2G – Minecraft Server

Buy Key, chat channel, CraftyPoe2G, Early Access Key, FAQ, Game Database, Game Wiki, Global 1488old, Ingame Chat, Ladder, live updates, Minecraft, new patch, patch notes, Path of Exile, Path of Exile 2, Server, Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, Trade Site, twitch drops, Wiki

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	204
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
New Chunks Explored:	767760	Chimeras Created:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and hilarious shenanigans.

Our latest patch notes include adding flying pigs, exploding chickens, and a secret underground disco party for all players to enjoy. Plus, we have exclusive Twitch drops that will give your character a Temporal Lord’s Portal Effect, making you the envy of all your friends.

But wait, there’s more! Our launch live updates feature a new mini-game where you have to dodge flaming llamas while riding on a rollercoaster made of diamond blocks. Trust us, it’s as insane as it sounds.

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to buy an early access key to our server, where you can trade with other players, climb the ladder to the top, and explore our extensive game database filled with hidden treasures.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and enter our ingame chat channel/global 1488old to meet other players who are just as crazy as you are. See you in the game, and may the exploding chickens be ever in your favor!

Minecraft SMP – Your Daily /Creeper/ Source for Laughs

/vt/ KWAB of the Year 2024., Android, chuuba, converse, CorpoCar, creeper, Daily, Divegrass Before Christmas, Events, Froot-themed tea, geega, Grimoire, Holo Gamers, Holo New Year Game Festival, holoHoliday live, hololive, hololive English Myth, hololive friends with U, holopro, Hoshimachi Suisei, Ironmouse, Kaneko Lumi, laughs, maeve kagekiri, Magical Girl holoWitches, Manzai voice collection pack, Minecraft, mori calliope, News, niche gamer, nijisanji en, Ninomae Ina’nis, odyssey, Omaru Polka, Otonose Kanade, phase connect, Phase Euphoria, Phase Invader, phase invaders, Quinted Spectrum, Season of Frost, Shirakami Fubuki, Shishiro Botan, smp, source, suri solari, TCG, Tenma Maemi, Tokoyami Towa, Tokyo Mew Mew, USA expansion, V-Jump, Vantacrow Bringer, vshojo, Vtuber, whispering voice pack, Yagoo, Yamato God Kaiiitan, yurikago kokone, zentreya

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8864
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Potions Brewed:	179
Zombie Dances:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
New Chunks Explored:	203937	Gods Slained:	2
Farms Harvested:	616	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Alien Abductions:	3	Love Letters Sent:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	224	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	83

Welcome to our totally bonkers Minecraft SMP where the only news you need is about the wild and wacky world of chuubas! HoloPro’s Omaru Polka dropped a new outfit and covered a Tokyo Mew Mew song, while Holo Gamers are celebrating their 6th anniversary with free merch – because why not? Mori Calliope’s concert sold out faster than you can say “GriMoire,” and she’s dropping hints about a new holoEN group song called “Odyssey.”

But wait, there’s more! Shishiro Botan debuted a Jirai Kei outfit that’s hotter than lava, and Hoshimachi Suisei is teaming up with CONVERSE to release shoes that are out of this world. Plus, hololive is releasing plushies that will make you squeal with joy, and a whispering voice pack that will soothe your soul.

In other news, Nijisanji’s Vantacrow Bringer is taking a break to rest his throat – but don’t worry, he’s still streaming with a text-to-speech voice that’s pure comedy gold. And VShojo is getting into the merch game with outfits for dragons and cyborgs that will make you look cooler than a polar bear’s toenails.

Phase Connect is dropping beats like it’s hot, with new songs and merch that will make you want to dance like nobody’s watching. And in local news, the Divegrass Before Christmas tournament has crowned a winner – and it’s not who you’d expect.

So come join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride that’s more chaotic than a creeper in a TNT factory. Who knows what crazy adventures await you in this world of chuubas and chaos? Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let the madness begin!

Navigating This Minecraft Server

20s, 4chan, 4chan user, attractiveness, campus life, college, Crush, DATING, Experience, fear, Friend, humor, Insecurity, Minecraft, navigating, older guy, Prostitute, relationships, Self Discovery, self esteem, Server, social anxiety, VIRGINITY

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	4809
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	23	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	31	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of feeling like a hideous freak because you spend all day on 4chan? Do you want to escape your 28-year-old virgin status and finally experience the joys of being attractive to the opposite sex? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become a virtual stud, where girls will flock to you like bees to honey. No longer will you have to worry about being a virgin, because on our server, you’ll be the master of your own destiny. Who needs a prostitute when you can impress the ladies with your building skills and charm?

So come on, leave your 4chan days behind and step into a world where you’re the attractive older guy that all the girls desire. Join our Minecraft server today and start living your best virtual life!

Minecraft SMP: Diaper King

Assassin’s Diaper, Baldur’s Diaper, diaper, diaper adventures, diaper-themed games, diapered heroes, diapered protagonists, diapers, funny, Gaming, gaming characters, gaming franchises, gaming humor., humor, King, Minecraft, Parody, Resident Diaper, smp, Sonic The Diaper, Super Diaper Bros, Tony Hawk’s Pro Diaper, video games

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	5351
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dragons Tamed:	6	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Zombie Dances:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us at Resident Diaper, where we take diaper-changing to a whole new level. From Baldur’s Diaper to Super Diaper Bros, we’ve got all the diaper-themed factions you could ever dream of.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to see Sonic The Diaper zooming around the map, or watch Assassin’s Diaper silently take out their enemies? Maybe you’re more of a Tony Hawk’s Pro Diaper fan, grinding and ollie-ing their way to victory.

Join us for the most ridiculous and hilarious Minecraft SMP out there. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the diaper-filled fun!

Gemstone Kingdom Minecraft Server

adorable animals, Anime, Cute Characters, cute pets, FANTASY, fantasy world, friendship, gemstone, Jewelpet, Kingdom, love, magical adventures, magical creatures, magical jewels, Magical powers, Marriage, Minecraft, rabbit wife, retarded rabbit, ruby, Server, Talking Animals, whimsical anime, Wife

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	4949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Divine Spears Created:	15
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can join in on the wacky adventures of our resident player, Ruby the Retarded Rabbit Wife! That’s right, she may be a little slow in the head, but she sure knows how to build a mean dirt hut.

Join us for epic quests like finding Ruby’s missing carrot stash, battling evil creepers with her trusty diamond pickaxe, and trying to decipher her nonsensical ramblings in the chat.

But beware, her love for TNT is unmatched, so watch out for random explosions around the server. Trust us, you’ll never have a dull moment with Ruby around. So come join us and experience the chaos for yourself!