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Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 1885 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Royal Decrees Issued: | 3 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 3 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 0 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 2 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 13 |
Invisible Walls Found: | 1 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 |
Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Just like this player’s mom, our server will promise you the world and then ghost you when you least expect it. Birthdays? Who needs ’em! We’ll ignore them just like this player’s mom ignored theirs.
But don’t worry, we’ll make sure to come visit when it’s convenient for us, just like this player’s mom did with their sister. Need a place to crash while we visit someone else? We got you covered!
And if you ever call us out on our lies, we’ll accuse you of being controlling and jealous. Because who needs honesty when you can have manipulation and gaslighting?
So come join our server for a wild ride of emotional manipulation and deceit. Who needs a stable family when you can have a dysfunctional Minecraft server instead?