Business MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

HubbyCraft: Shareholders Wanted!

cultural bias, Business, Gratitude, Gender Roles, family business

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from real-life drama like this wild story! Join us for a virtual adventure filled with pixelated fun and excitement.

Looking for a place where you can build your own empire without worrying about in-laws trying to steal your thunder? Look no further! On our server, you can create your own business, hire virtual employees, and even become a trading tycoon all on your own terms.

Forget about cultural expectations and gender biases, on our server, everyone is equal and can thrive in their own virtual world. And hey, if you ever need to vent about your in-laws, our virtual chat is always open for some hilarious rants and support.

So come join us on this Minecraft server for a chance to escape reality and create your own success story, without any unwanted interruptions from family members. Who knows, you might even find some virtual friends to share your crazy adventures with!

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ElonCraft SMP – Govt Employee

Technology, collaboration, tesla, White House, Politics

OMG guys, have you heard about this insane Minecraft SMP server where Elon Musk is a special government employee at the White House?! Like, imagine mining diamonds with Elon Musk while he’s giving you tips on how to build a rocket ship to Mars! And don’t even get me started on the secret underground base where they keep all the rare loot guarded by cybernetic chickens. Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers led by a giant talking potato! It’s gonna be lit, fam! #MinecraftMadness #ElonMuskRocks #PotatoArmy

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CraftyCanuck Minecraft Server

CraftyCanuck, Politics, Canadian economy, Imports, Canadian companies

so, liek, u know how there’s all this talk about tariffs and stuff, right? well, this server is all about supporting the ‘buy Canadian sentiment’! we got all the maple syrup and poutine u could ever want, eh! join us and show ur love for all things Canadian, eh! plus, we got a secret underground hockey rink where u can battle it out with ur friends for ultimate bragging rights, eh! come join us and let’s show those tariffs who’s boss, eh!

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StarlinkCraft: Bye Bye Ford’s $100M Deal

CANCELLATION, spacex, telecommunications, ripping up, starlink

lol so like dis minecraft server is so lit that even Ford is ripping up contracts with Elon Musk just to join it. like bruh, if a whole government is willing to throw away $100M just to play some block game, u know it’s gotta be good. imagine the crazy adventures u could have on this server, like fighting off creepers with Ford himself or building a giant statue of Elon Musk out of diamonds. plus, who needs Starlink when u can just teleport around the server like a boss. so come join us and be part of the madness, cuz this server is where all the cool kids are at.

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MapleCraft Minecraft Server

Tariffs, trade policy, diplomatic relations, cross-border trade, Minecraft

so, like, this server is like the ultimate revenge against Trump’s tariffs, eh? we got 25 per cent tariffs on billions of U.S. goods, but instead of getting all political and stuff, we decided to create a Minecraft server to show them who’s boss, eh? join us and show Trump that Canadians can build better than anyone else, eh? we got igloos made of diamonds and maple syrup flowing through our rivers, eh? come join the fun and let’s stick it to the man, eh? oh, and did we mention that our creeper explosions are powered by poutine? yeah, you heard that right, eh? so come on over and let’s make Canada great again, eh?

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CraftyTariffWars

trump, Authorization, Politics, Business, market

come join our epic minecraft server where we have trump as our president and he just signed an order to put tariffs on goods from canada, mexico, and china!! now you can experience the chaos and drama of international trade wars while building your own pixelated empire! who needs real world politics when you can have all the drama in minecraft?! join now and see if you can negotiate your way to the top or get crushed by the tariffs! it’s gonna be yuge!

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BlockyBreach Minecraft Server

Manufacturing, Exports, International, first ever, export controls

so, like, this server is like, totally lit, you gotta join cuz it’s like, the only place where you can mine diamonds with a llama as your sidekick. we got this one dude who built a roller coaster that goes straight to the moon, no joke. also, we have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest items guarded by a pack of ninja pigs. oh, and did i mention that we have a pet dragon that you can ride into battle against the evil creepers? yeah, it’s pretty epic. so, like, join now before the llama runs out of carrots and the ninja pigs get restless.

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TemuCraft EU – Unsafe Goods Edition

ecommerce, online shopping, Liability, marketplace, legal responsibility

so like, this server is like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got creepers that explode rainbows, pigs that fly, and diamonds that sing when u mine them. u gotta join cuz we got a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing sunglasses and disco balls. plus, if u find the hidden treasure chest, u get a pet dragon that breathes out marshmallows. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so come on, join now before the evil villagers take over and turn everything into tofu blocks. let’s goooooo!

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TariffCraft Minecraft Server

global trade, trade war, Tariffs, foreign policy, import/export

so, like, this server is like the best thing since sliced bread, but like, even better cuz it’s in minecraft, you know? like, imagine a world where you can build whatever you want and like, there are no rules, man. you can like, create your own crazy adventures and like, explore the wildest lands ever.

but wait, there’s more! we have like, this secret underground city where you can like, battle monsters and find hidden treasures. and like, the best part is that you can ride on giant chickens and fly around the whole server. it’s like, totally insane, dude.

oh, and did i mention that there’s a secret portal that takes you to a whole new dimension where you can like, meet aliens and ride on unicorns? yeah, it’s like, out of this world, man.

so, like, if you want to join the most epic minecraft server ever, then like, come on down and join us. trust me, you won’t regret it. it’s like, the best thing ever.

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Dad’s Wage Woes Minecraft Server

HOURS, minimum wage, new job, payslip, Minecraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise not to underpay you like this poor soul’s dad did! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures, treasure hunts, and epic battles against creepers and zombies.

Reasons to join our server: – We pay you in diamonds, emeralds, and gold blocks instead of measly £12.50/hour – Become a director of our virtual company and earn a salary that will make you the richest player in the game – Work 200 hours a month and still make more than minimum wage, because we value your hard work and dedication – No snarky texts from the boss, only supportive messages like “You’re a Minecraft superstar!” – If you ask to switch back to per hour wages, we won’t tell you to find a new server – we’ll give you a virtual promotion instead!

So come join us on our Minecraft server, where the only disappointment you’ll feel is when you have to log off to eat dinner. Let’s mine, build, and conquer together!

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