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Players: | 108/700 | Votes: | 4455 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 19 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 5 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 1 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 |
Secret Passages Found: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 2 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 12 | Epic Shields Constructed: | 28 |
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