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Crafty Science LOLz – Call That a Creeper?

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5456
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Chimeras Created:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magic Items Found:	1242

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take sparkling wine so seriously that we might just have a panic attack if you call it champagne! Join us for the most intense wine tastings in the virtual world, where we debate the finer points of bubbly beverages and maybe even have a few virtual police arrests for those who dare to mix up their drinks. Who knew Minecraft could be so classy and chaotic at the same time? So come on in and join the sparkling wine revolution, just make sure you know your stuff or prepare to face the consequences!

DerpyCraft: Because Why Not

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3677
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested:	576	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Phantom Blocks Placed:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Endless Night Skies:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Dimension Hops:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of alienating our entire fan base, causing a steep drop off in income, and ultimately crying about having to go back to having an actual job. But wait, there’s more!

Disappear for a month and watch as nobody notices or cares. Return to a grand total of 5k views and $50. What was our end goal, you ask? Who knows, but it sure makes for a wild ride on our Minecraft server! Join now for the chaos and confusion you never knew you needed.

CommunistCraft: Where Lysenko’s Crops Always Grow Strong

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	7791
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Votes:	8146	Phantom Blocks Placed:	7
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	3565	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	38

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take farming to a whole new level! Forget about planting boring old wheat or potatoes, on our server, we specialize in growing giant turnips that can feed entire villages!

Join us on this wacky adventure where you can complete the commie questline and learn all about Lysenko, the master of turnip genetics. Who knew that farming could be so political and hilarious at the same time?

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and hidden treasures. Rumor has it that if you can find the legendary Golden Turnip, you’ll unlock special powers that will make you the envy of all your friends.

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, turnips, and maybe even a few communist conspiracies. Who knew Minecraft could be this entertaining?

BayouCraft: Where even Louisiana criminals find a home!

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1373
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a Louisiana court ruling? Look no further! Join our server where the only thing getting castrated is your boredom!

We promise not to sentence you to physical castration for raiding someone’s base or stealing their diamonds. Our punishments are much more lenient, like making you build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat.

Come join us and experience the thrill of building, surviving, and maybe even getting into some trouble with the virtual law. Who knows, you might even meet a player who roleplays as a castration-obsessed judge. It’s a real hoot, we promise!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the fun begin! Just make sure to keep your normal male libido in check, or you might end up like that Louisiana man.

Blocky Brawls: Tekken Edition

#youtube, blocky, brawls, Character Overviews, Combos, Community, competitive, Edition, Fighting Game, Fundamentals guide, Important Combos, jargon, Moves, notation, Steam, Store, strategy, Tekken, tekken 7, Tekken 8, Tekken General, terminology, Tips, Tricks

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1000
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Gods Slained:	1

Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is powered by the tears of defeated creepers, making it the most powerful and explosive server in existence. 2. We have a secret underground dungeon where you can battle Ender Dragons while riding on the backs of giant chickens. Trust me, it’s clucking awesome. 3. Our moderators are actually wizards who can turn griefers into harmless bunnies with just a flick of their wands. 4. We have a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden carrots. But beware, it’s guarded by a pack of ninja llamas. 5. If you join our server, you’ll automatically gain the ability to fly like a majestic unicorn and breathe underwater like a mermaid. Who needs potions when you have magical server powers?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most wild and wacky Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything is possible.

Blocky Bros Before Hoes Server

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3854
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	186	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Emeralds Found:	3013
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	4
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server where you can escape the clutches of pesky women and just enjoy some good old fashioned gaming? Look no further! Our server is a safe space for all the bros out there who just want to game in peace without any distractions from the opposite gender.

Join us and experience a world where you can build, mine, and craft without any interruptions from those pesky females. Our server is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the importance of keeping women at bay while we conquer the virtual world.

Forget about real life drama and immerse yourself in a world where men rule and women drool. Our server is the ultimate bro paradise where you can let loose and be yourself without any judgment. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the true meaning of bro camaraderie. Remember, real men game without women!

Hoobs Live VS Hypixel

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Dragons Tamed:	0

Hypixel	Hoobs Live
Large player base	Interactive integration with Youtube
Multiple game modes	Hoob Loot rewards
Frequent updates	Unique and innovative gameplay
Well-established and reputable server	Friendly community and chat experience

Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Hypixel	Hoobs Live
What types of game modes are available?	Hypixel offers a wide variety of game modes including mini-games, survival, and role-playing.	Hoobs Live focuses on interactive integration with Youtube and offers unique gameplay experiences for players.
How big is the player base?	Hypixel has a large and active player base with thousands of players online at any given time.	Hoobs Live has a smaller but close-knit community that values interaction and engagement with players.
Are there regular updates to the server?	Hypixel consistently updates their server with new features, game modes, and events to keep players engaged.	Hoobs Live prioritizes unique and innovative gameplay experiences, with updates that enhance player interaction and engagement.
What sets this server apart from others?	Hypixel is well-established and reputable, offering a wide range of game modes and activities for players to enjoy.	Hoobs Live stands out for its integration with Youtube, Hoob Loot rewards, and a friendly community atmosphere in the chat.

Pixel Peen Paradise

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Players:	95/600	Votes:	2098
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Towns Built:	6

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pics are so good, you’ll think you’re playing in real life! Our server is exclusively for players aged 18-30 because we believe in keeping things youthful and energetic. And don’t worry, we have a strict “no fatty girls” policy because we only want the most fit and fabulous players building in our world. Join us for a wild ride filled with adventure, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of drama. Who knows what crazy shenanigans will happen next on our server? Join now and find out!

Crafty Wrestler’s World: Where She Builds More Than Just Drama

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Players:	109/500	Votes:	2872
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Players Killed by Monsters:	5278	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
New Chunks Explored:	176903	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more entertaining than watching a retired wrestler give blowjobs to rich old men? Look no further! Our server is filled with more action, adventure, and creativity than you can shake a stick at. Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community that’s tighter than spandex on a sumo wrestler. Trust us, you won’t be disappointed – unlike those rich old men!

Stacey’s Blocky Shenanigans

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	6621
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Animals Bred:	140	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamond blocks! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Stacey, who is rumored to have the power to turn dirt blocks into gold with just a flick of her wrist. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the ability to fly like a majestic dragon.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Stacey is waiting for you, and she’s got a diamond pickaxe with your name on it!