business partner Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHeirsOnly

assets, Assistant, Best Friend, business partner, CEO, Charity, Company, CraftyHeirsOnly, Doctor, Employee, ex wife, Hospitals, Inheritance, materialistic, MONEY, profit, public health, research, Son, Technology, Will

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	1204
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Emeralds Found:	8175	Undead Armies Raised:	0

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we run a company that helps hospitals and funds important research! Our CEO, Carly (36F), is a total boss babe who keeps everything running smoothly. She’s like a Minecraft villager on steroids, working 12 hours a day to make sure everything is in order.

🏥 Need an expensive machine for your Minecraft hospital? We got you covered! Just ask Carly, she’ll hook you up with a discount and maybe even forget to ask for it back. We’re like the Robin Hood of Minecraft servers, stealing from the rich (us) and giving to the poor (you).

⏳ But wait, there’s drama! Our founder (56M) has a ticking time bomb illness and is putting together his Minecraft will. His ex-wife and son are total gold diggers, only caring about money. So he’s decided to leave the company to Carly instead of his son. Sorry not sorry, sonny boy!

💰 Don’t worry, his son will still inherit a ton of assets and money. But let’s be real, Carly is the real MVP here. She’s the hero we need in this crazy Minecraft world. So come join our server and witness the epic saga of Minecraft drama and charity work! #TeamCarly 🚀

CraftyCoupleCrisis

breadwinner, business costs, business partner, CraftyCoupleCrisis, Effort, financial situation, Food, Household, Investments, Machinery, Nurse, outings, personal gear, Profession, salary, tight budget, UNFAIR, Utilities, Value, work

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	2444
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3

Are you tired of carrying your partner financially while they sit at home twiddling their thumbs? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride where you can escape the real world drama and focus on building the ultimate virtual empire.

On our server, you can be the true breadwinner without any pesky partners asking for a salary. Build your business from the ground up, invest in outrageous machinery, and never worry about who’s paying for dinner again – because it’s all on you!

Forget about real-life financial insecurities and dive into a world where the only thing you need to worry about is how to fend off those pesky creepers. Join now and experience the thrill of being the sole provider in a world where the only currency that matters is diamonds.

Shroomy Rats – Psychedelic Minecraft Server

core symptom, depression treatment, experimental studies, Innovative treatments, longer term, magic mushrooms, mental health, mental illness, Minecraft, mood disorders, mood enhancement, neurotransmitters, optimism, Potential, psilocybin, psychedelic, psychedelic therapy, Rats, research, serotonin, Server, Shroomy, Therapy

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	8656
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Star Shards Collected:	269	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Villages Defended:	18
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Demon Skulls Collected:	31	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10

so like, imagine a minecraft server where the animals are all on magic mushrooms, dude. like, they are so optimistic and happy all the time, just vibin’ in their little virtual world. join this server and experience the trippy adventures of hanging out with animals on shrooms. who needs therapy when you can just chill with a bunch of optimistic rats, amirite? come join the fun and see how psilocybin can make your minecraft experience totally groovy, man.

Blocky Bedrock Minecraft Server

adult entertainment, adult industry, bedrock, blocky, Discreet, escort services, fantasy fulfillment, fetish, genuine, hire, kink, Minecraft, not joking, paid companionship, paid services, privacy, Prostitute, question.., Server, sex, taboo, Unconventional, voyeurism, watch

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	9104
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	17
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Orbs of Power Found:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Look no further! Join our server where you can watch our owner have wild and crazy adventures with a virtual prostitute! It’s like reality TV, but in Minecraft form! Plus, you never know what other wacky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon while playing. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience!

Manifesting Doctor Modafinil Minecraft SMP

Doctor, Focus, goal-setting, health, law of attraction, manifestation, manifestation techniques, MANIFESTING, manifesting success, medication, mental health, mindset, Minecraft, Modafinil, motivation, positivity, Prescription, productivity, self improvement, smp, Treatment, wellness

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	2574
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	New Chunks Explored:	545200
Endless Night Skies:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	34	Crystal Wands Charged:	14
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to survive is by popping modafinil like it’s candy! Join us as we embark on a quest to mine, build, and conquer the virtual world while staying awake for days on end. Who needs sleep when you have modafinil, am I right?

Our server is filled with hilarious shenanigans and crazy adventures, like the time we accidentally built a rollercoaster that launched players into the stratosphere or when we all dressed up as llamas and started a llama parade through the village. Trust me, you won’t find a more entertaining group of players anywhere else.

So come join us and experience the wild ride that is our Minecraft SMP. Who knows, maybe your doctor will even start prescribing modafinil after seeing how much fun you’re having in the game!

SisterHIPPACraft

code of conduct, confidentiality breach, ethical dilemma, ethical standards, HIPPA violation, legal implications, moral responsibility, patient confidentiality, personal bias, personal vendetta, privacy violation, professional boundaries, professional ethics, professional misconduct, reporting misconduct, reporting unethical behavior, sister-in-law, SisterHIPPACraft, Therapist, therapy session, trust issues

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	8977
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Endless Night Skies:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as your sister-in-law’s therapy sessions? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with drama, betrayal, and secrets spilling faster than lava from a volcano.

Our server is so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in a therapy session yourself. But don’t worry, our therapists are sworn to secrecy (unlike your SIL) and won’t spill your secrets to anyone – not even to the creepers lurking in the shadows.

Join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable ethics, and a chance to report someone for a HIPAA violation just for the fun of it. Who knew Minecraft could be so scandalous? Don’t be an asshole, join our server today!

CatFactsMC SMP

CatFactsMC, smp

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1080
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	89
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the purr-fect place for you! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of highly intelligent cats who have mastered the art of Minecraft. They will guide you through your journey and maybe even teach you how to catch fish with your bare hands in-game.

2. We have a secret underground cat society where players can trade rare items for catnip and other feline goodies. Just be careful, they can be a bit catty if you don’t bring them the right offerings.

3. Our server has a magical cat dimension where players can ride giant flying cats and battle evil creepers with laser eyes. It’s like something out of a purr-fect dream!

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP meow and embark on the most ridiculous and hilarious adventure of your gaming life!

BlockyJerkzMC

10. violation of trust, 11. inappropriate behavior, 12. personal boundaries, 13. uncomfortable situations, 14. unwanted behavior, 15. disrespectful actions, 16. inappropriate conduct, 17. violation of trust, 18. Personal boundaries, 19. uncomfortable situations, 2. sexual harassment, 20. unwanted behavior, 3. uncomfortable situations, 4. boundaries crossed, 5. personal violation, 6. awkward encounters, 7. unwanted advances, 8. disrespectful actions, 9. inappropriate conduct, BlockyJerkzMC, Inappropriate Behavior

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	6517
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Buildings Constructed:	47
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing getting jerked off is our amazing community spirit! Join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and unexpected surprises.

Picture this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly, you stumble upon a secret underground club where players are having a dance-off using only their pickaxes. Or maybe you’ll encounter a group of players who have built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. The possibilities are endless on our server!

But the real reason you should join us? Well, let’s just say that our server is so irresistible that even your old high school crush couldn’t resist rubbing one out in your honor. That’s right, our server is so captivating that it’s been known to inspire some…interesting reactions from players. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventures of your life!

Elephant Wrinkle Wars

African elephants, Animal Behavior, Asian elephants, conservation, Elephant, elephants, Evolution, genetics, Humboldt University of Berlin, left-trunked, mammal, Morphology, research, right-trunked, skin, species comparison, study, TRUNK, Wars, wildlife, wrinkle, wrinkles

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7301
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	6	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Players Killed by Monsters:	6377	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the elephants have wrinkles that reveal if they are left or right-trunked!! 🐘🤯 our scientists at Humboldt University of Berlin have discovered this mind-blowing fact and now you can witness it for yourself in the game!

not only that, but our asian elephants have more wrinkles than their african cousins, creating a whole new level of excitement and mystery in the minecraft world! 🌍🔍

if you want to experience the ultimate elephant adventure and uncover the secrets of their trunks, then join our server now and prepare to be amazed! 🎮🐘 #elephantwrinkles #minecraftmadness

Crafty Chainsaw Man Minecraft Server

action, animation, Anime, chainsaw, chainsaw man, chainsaw man anime, Crafty, dark fantasy, Director, exciting news, highly anticipated, Horror, man, Manga adaptation, Minecraft, New Project, Reze-hen, Reze-hen adaptation, Server, shonen jump, Supernatural, Tatsuya Oishi, Tatsuya Oishi director, upcoming release

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	9181
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Buildings Constructed:	26	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Void Gems Collected:	39	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5	Farms Harvested:	684

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where Tatsuya Oishi himself will be directing “Chainsaw Man: Reze-hen”! That’s right, you can build and mine while being immersed in the world of Chainsaw Man!

But that’s not all, we have insane stories waiting for you on this server. Rumor has it that if you dig deep enough, you’ll find a secret underground city filled with diamond armor-wearing chickens who rule with an iron beak. And if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that follows you around and explodes on command!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself!

The Hotel Hooligans Minecraft SMP

Hazbin Hotel Helluva Boss Charlie Blitzo Moxxie Millie Loona Demon Hell Hotel Princess Assassin Startup Overpopulation Rehabilitation Kingdom Pilot YouTube Cytube Fanfic, hooligans, Hotel, Minecraft, smp

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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6081
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	386	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Ores Mined:	3386
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further than our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server! Join us for a wild ride through Hell with Charlie, the princess of Hell, as she tries to rehabilitate demons and reduce overpopulation by opening a hotel. And if that’s not enough, follow Blitzo and his gang of misfits as they run a small assassin business in Hell in Helluva Boss.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy antics, hilarious shenanigans, and enough chaos to keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, we have a Cytube channel for all your streaming needs and a booru that may be a little dead, but hey, who doesn’t love a good zombie booru?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Moth Cake EditionOP Template server and experience the madness for yourself! Just be sure to watch out for any demons trying to check out into Heaven while you’re at it.

TipTopCraft Minecraft Server

accused of stealing, aita, Apology, Communication, Conflict Resolution, customer service, dining and dashing, Etiquette, getting married, learning from mistakes, Making things right, Manager, Minecraft, misunderstanding, Olive Garden, restaurant experience, self reflection, Server, special occasion, Tipping, TipTopCraft

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	7426
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	41	Gods Slained:	0
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Gnome Villages Protected:	5

Looking for a Minecraft server that won’t accuse you of stealing your diamonds? Look no further than our server! We promise not to give you the “oh shit” look when you drop that diamond block. Plus, our managers won’t aggressively question you about your payment like they do at Olive Garden.

Join us for a server experience where you can tip your fellow players with diamonds without fear of being called a thief. And if you ever feel like a Karen, don’t worry – we’ll help you see the light and make things right. So come on over and build your dream world without the drama of real life restaurants.