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ProfitCraft71

American workers, business owners, corporate executives, corporate greed, corporate profits, economic disparity, economic injustice, economic system, employee productivity, financial inequality, income inequality, labor exploitation, ProfitCraft71, PROFITS, shareholders, social inequality, us economy, wage stagnation., wealth distribution, Wealth Inequality, Working class

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	5214
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	66	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Animals Bred:	33
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Astral Amulets Crafted:	24
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

come join our epic minecraft server where u can mine for diamonds and build ur own empire like a boss. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay golden eggs. u can even ride on a dragon and battle against evil creepers.

we have a secret underground base where u can find hidden treasures and fight off zombies with ur trusty sword. u can also team up with other players to take down the ender dragon and become the ultimate champion of the server.

plus, all the profits from ur hard work go directly to u, not some greedy shareholders. so come join us and start living the minecraft dream today!

7Craft: Building Blocks, Not Tragedies

7-eleven, 7Craft, american history, blocks, building, business owners, convenience stores, emotional impact, Gratitude, hindsight, historical events, LUCK, national tragedy, ownership, perspective, Relief, resilience, September 11th, Small Businesses, store owners, terrorist attacks, Timing, Tragedies, Tragedy

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	4487
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Magic Items Found:	6205	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	48	Void Gems Collected:	33
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Mines Excavated:	4650	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7

Join our epic minecraft server where the only thing crashing is your sense of reality! we have flying pigs, dancing creepers, and a secret underground lair where you can battle evil llamas with laser eyes.

why join, you ask? well, let me tell you a story. once upon a time, a player on our server found a magical diamond sword that could shoot fireballs and turn zombies into unicorns. they rode off into the sunset on a giant chicken, laughing maniacally as they conquered the land.

if you’re tired of boring old servers where nothing exciting ever happens, come join us! we promise you’ll never look at minecraft the same way again. plus, our moderators are all trained ninja pandas who will protect you from griefers and trolls.

so what are you waiting for? come join the fun and see why people who own 7-Eleven must have been relieved that the tragedy of September 11th didn’t occur two months earlier. wait, what? just trust us, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

ArgenCraft: SME Apocalypse

Apocalypse, ArgenCraft, argentina, business closures, business owners, devastation, economic crisis, economic downfall, economic recovery, economic uncertainty, financial assistance, financial impact, financial struggle, financial support, government aid, job loss, medium-sized businesses, recession, small business owners, Small Businesses, SME, unemployment

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	1534
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Void Armor Forged:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	7693
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

come join our epic minecraft server and escape the total devastation of argentina’s small and medium-sized businesses! we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the cha-cha, and chickens that lay diamond eggs! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to join! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out unlimited emeralds! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! join now before the creepers take over and turn everything into a giant block of cheese!

Crafty Credit Craziness

adaptation, business owners, Canada, collaboration, Community, Crafty, Craziness, Credit, credit scoring, Cross-cultural, Digital, Economy, Entrepreneurship, Expansion, finance, Globalization, Indian, innovation, International, networking, Small Business, Social Credit system, Technology, Trust

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	5799
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Endless Legions Commanded:	47
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Animals Bred:	64
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Votes:	1127	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Farms Harvested:	519	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only goal is to build and survive? Well, look no further because on our server, Indian business owners have brought the Social Credit system to Canada… in Minecraft! That’s right, now you can earn points for doing good deeds in the game and redeem them for virtual rewards like diamond armor and enchanted weapons.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground casino run by a group of mischievous villagers. Test your luck at the slots or try your hand at a game of virtual poker. Just be careful not to get caught by the virtual cops!

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not join our virtual expedition to find the legendary diamond mine hidden deep within the virtual mountains? Rumor has it that the mine is guarded by a dragon made entirely out of virtual cheese… but hey, who doesn’t love a cheesy challenge?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a whole new level of virtual insanity!

MineTimeFunCraft

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	834
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7	Love Letters Sent:	5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Remember the dark ages before the internet? Yeah, neither do we! Join our Minecraft server and say goodbye to those boring days of staring at a wall or talking to actual people. Our server is so lit, even Steve Jobs would be jealous.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret diamond mine guarded by a pack of dancing llamas. Legend has it, if you can out-dance the llamas, you’ll be rewarded with unlimited diamonds for life. True story.

So, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the adventures begin! Who needs real life when you can have a virtual world filled with dancing llamas and endless diamond mines? Let’s get this party started!

CraftyCrashersMC

Agreement, car accident, compensation, couple, CraftyCrashersMC, crash, insurance, lawsuit, Legal, legal dispute, legal rights, Liability, life changing, personal injury, SETTLEMENT, SUE, Technology, terms, Terms and Conditions, Transportation, Uber

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	5158
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Towns Built:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	15

so, like, this server is, like, so epic, you won’t even believe it, bro. like, we got dragons flying around, like, all the time, and they’re, like, breathing rainbow fire and stuff.

you gotta join this server, man, because, like, if you don’t, you’ll miss out on the epic quest to find the legendary diamond banana. yeah, you heard me right, a diamond banana.

and, like, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows. how cool is that, right?

oh, and did i mention that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the coolest players? so, like, if you’re not cool, you can’t even get in.

so, like, what are you waiting for, dude? join our server now and become a legend in the land of minecraft!

Madness Season 3: Where the only thing fresher than our world is our players (who are all 21+)

Adults, Community, Diamond Economy, Events, fresher, java, madness, members, Mini Games, Nether Hub, Players, Season, Shops, smp, Spawn, Survival, Vanilla, world

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	9336
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	8

Server Name	Madness SMP
Server Type	Vanilla Survival
Age Requirement	21+
Community Size	20+ Members
Platform	Java Edition

FAQ

Q: How can I apply to join Madness SMP?

A: You can apply by visiting our Discord server at MAD-SMP.NET/DISCORD.

Q: What is the age requirement to join Madness SMP?

A: Players must be 21 years of age or older to join the server.

Q: What is the community size of Madness SMP?

A: We currently have over 20 active members in our community.

Q: What features does Madness SMP offer?

A: We have a giant spawn city with shops, mini-games, a diamond economy, a nether hub, and server-wide events to keep our community connected and engaged.

Q: What platform does Madness SMP support?

A: Madness SMP is a Java Edition server.

Bigfoot’s Minecraft Server

bad breath, bigfoot, Bigfoots, coding, foids, hairy, Minecraft, Nerd, Normie, onions, pussy, Server, single, ww2

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Players:	97/400	Votes:	9887
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Crops Grown:	8933	Love Letters Sent:	10
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	7
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	6

Are you tired of being rejected by normies for being too hairy and smelling like onions? Do you wish you could find a place where you can talk about coding and WW2 without scaring off potential mates? Look no further, because on our Minecraft server, we welcome all hairy, onion-scented players who love to nerd out about history and technology.

Join us and unleash your inner Bigfoot as you explore our virtual world filled with insane builds and crazy adventures. Who needs normies when you can find true love among fellow hairy, onion-loving gamers? Don’t be single, be a part of our hairy, nerdy community and let the FOIDS come to you!

Armpit Hair Enthusiast Minecraft SMP

armpit, armpit hair, beauty standards, body hair, body positivity, Confidence, empowerment, Enthusiast, feminism, Gender norms, Grooming, hair, hot, Individuality, Minecraft, natural beauty., personal choice, self love, Self-expression, smp, social acceptance, societal norms, taboo, unconventional beauty, Women

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	1447
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Votes:	6158	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Magic Wands Crafted:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, have we got the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with chaos, laughter, and maybe even a little bit of romance (if you’re into that sort of thing).

Our server is home to a unique community of players who aren’t afraid to break the mold. Want to build a house out of nothing but diamond blocks? Go for it. Feel like starting a war with the neighboring village just for fun? Why not! And hey, if you’re into women with armpit hair, you’ll fit right in because we celebrate all forms of self-expression here.

But that’s not all – we also have regular events like “TNT Tuesday” where the entire server gets together to blow stuff up, and “Skinny Dipping Saturdays” where we all strip down and go for a swim in the virtual ocean. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining and outrageous Minecraft experience anywhere else.

So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let your wildest Minecraft dreams come true. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and maybe a pair of goggles for when things get really crazy. See you on the server!

CraftyJournalApologyNoWay

blended family, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, CraftyJournalApologyNoWay, emotional processing, emotions, Empathy, family dynamics, Grief, journaling, Loss, personal space, privacy, Respect, self-care, Self-expression, sibling relationships, stepsister, Therapy, Understanding

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	6579
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where journaling drama meets virtual reality! Join us for a wild ride filled with blended families, spoiled brats, and torn pages of emotional turmoil.

Vent your frustrations in our virtual world just like our player did in their journal. Explore the depths of family dynamics and sibling rivalry as you navigate through the chaos of living with a stepsister who just can’t keep her hands off your stuff.

Witness the epic showdown as family members clash over privacy and personal expression. Will you stand your ground like our player did, or will you cave under the pressure to apologize for simply being honest?

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you experience such outrageous family drama and emotional rollercoasters while building your dream Minecraft world? Come for the gameplay, stay for the insanity. See you there!

RegretfulRookie – Minecraft SMP

Closure, forgiveness, learn from mistakes, letting go, life lessons, Minecraft, mistake, moving on, never again, past experiences, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegretfulRookie, second chances, self improvement, smp

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	8102
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Dragonkin Hatched:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3

Remember that one time you accidentally blew up your friend’s base with a bunch of TNT in Minecraft? Yeah, well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic pranks, crazy adventures, and a community of players who are just as deranged as you are. Who needs boring old survival when you can join our SMP and experience the chaos firsthand? Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server that will make you the richest player in all of Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for the craziest ride of your Minecraft life!

MineTuneWars

best, catchy, classic, Entertainment, Favorite, iconic, Jingle, memorable, MineTuneWars, Music, Nostalgia, poll, Popular, Ranking, series, Soundtrack, television, theme song, Top, tv show, Vote

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	6663
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Votes:	7321
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Magic Items Found:	6836
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	13

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old theme songs? Well, look no further because our server has the most epic theme song that will have you jamming out while you mine for diamonds! Join us and experience the thrill of digging through blocks to the beat of our catchy tune.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground disco party where players can show off their best dance moves while battling mobs. Rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is a disco diva in disguise, ready to challenge anyone to a dance-off.

So why join our server? Because where else can you mine, dance, and battle a dragon all in one place? It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

MussoliniCraft: Fail for Respect!

academic performance, authoritarian, badly behaved, Behavior, Benito Mussolini, controversial, discipline, education, educational policy, Fail, failing students, grades for conduct, italy, Italy news, Mussolini era, MussoliniCraft, policy, Pupils, Respect, Reviving, SCHOOLs, student behavior

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	2166
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Divine Relics Bestowed:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Animals Bred:	200
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where we revive the policy of failing badly behaved players to bring back respect! just like benito mussolini, we give schools the power to fail players based purely on their behavior in the game. if you grief, steal, or just generally act like a jerk, you might find yourself failing out of our server! but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun and just adds to the excitement of the game. join us now for a truly unique and challenging minecraft experience!

Future Icon Gang-Stalkers

Alternate Reality, BELIEF, change the world, Conspiracy Theory, cultural icons, Delusion, destiny, Fame, Future, futuristic, Gang-Stalking, gangstalkers, Icon, Manipulation, mind control, PARANOIA, psychological warfare, society, Surveillance, Technology, time travel, wealthy tourists

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	2750
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4
Votes:	7644	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	21

join our epic minecraft server where we have time-travelling tourists from the future gang-stalking players who have the potential to become cultural icons!!! imagine being followed around by rich time travelers who just want to see if you’re gonna be the next big thing in history!!! come join the fun and see if you’re being watched by someone from the future who just wants to see if you’ll make it big!!! it’s like the truman show but with time travelers and minecraft!!! don’t miss out on this crazy adventure, join now and see if you’re the next big thing!!!