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Home Hurt Business Minecraft SMP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	9772
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Welcome to the wildest Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is like no other, filled with crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

Join us if you want to be a part of the Hurt Business, where we specialize in causing chaos and mayhem in the most hilarious ways possible. From pranking each other with exploding chickens to building giant statues of our favorite memes, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Potato King, a mythical figure who roams the land in search of the perfect baked potato. Rumor has it that whoever can find the Potato King and present him with the ultimate spud will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves.

So if you’re looking for a server that will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt, come join us at Hurt Business at home. Just be prepared for anything – because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

SAHMinecraft: Kids 24/7 – AITA?

aita, business owner, Communication, dream, emergency fund, EXPECTING, Failure, family dynamics, financial stress, grow business, Guilt, HOURS, Kids, paycheck to paycheck, provide, retainer client, SAHM, SAHMinecraft, savings, Small Business, stay at home mom, Support, vulnerable, watch, Wife, work, work-life balance

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	6481
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	50
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	9	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Looking for a Minecraft server that will distract you from your real-life problems? Look no further! Join our server for a wild and wacky adventure that will make you forget all about your business woes and family drama.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a magical land filled with unicorns, rainbows, and flying pigs. Who wouldn’t want to escape to a world where anything is possible, even if it means neglecting your responsibilities in the real world?

Plus, on our server, you can build a house without worrying about saving for a down payment. In fact, you can build as many houses as you want, because money is no object in our virtual paradise. Say goodbye to financial stress and hello to endless possibilities!

And don’t worry about working 40-45 hours a week on our server. Here, the only work you’ll be doing is building epic structures and battling dragons. Who needs a real job when you can be a virtual hero saving the day?

So come join us on our Minecraft server and leave your real-life problems behind. Who needs a supportive wife and stable business when you can have a world of fantasy and fun at your fingertips? Let’s block and roll, baby!

MineCraftyPros Server

affluent, business owner, career, earning, entrepreneur, executive, finance, high income, high salary, income level, Job, MineCraftyPros, MONEY, occupation, Profession, salary, Server, Six Figures, Successful, top earners, Wealthy, well paid

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2703
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	171	Astral Projections Made:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Zombie Dances:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Crops Grown:	7222
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	9

Are you tired of mining for diamonds in Minecraft just to make ends meet? Well, look no further because our server is exclusively for players who make over $200k annually! Why settle for pixelated riches when you can have real-life wealth too? Join our server and trade virtual blocks for real cash, because who needs a job when you’re rolling in Minecraft money? Plus, rumor has it that Notch himself plays on our server and will personally hand-deliver a diamond block to your virtual mansion if you join today. So what are you waiting for? Come join the elite ranks of high-earning Minecraft players and start living the high life both in-game and IRL!

CakeCraftySisOrElse

anniversary celebration, apprentice work, business owner, cake decorations, cake sculpting, CakeCraftySisOrElse, client expectations, Conflict Resolution, expensive gifts, family arguments, family drama, Filipino baker, grandmother’s legacy, Honesty, last minute request, material costs, outsourcing, sibling relationships, sister’s wedding, wedding cake, wedding traditions

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Players:	98/800	Votes:	1798
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	18	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Falling into the Void:	3
Votes:	4608	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we create wedding cakes that are so epic, they make the Ender Dragon jealous! Our founder learned everything about cake-making from their grandma, who could turn playdough into fondant masterpieces.

Join our server and experience the thrill of crafting cakes that will make your taste buds dance with joy. From basic cakes at $8 a slice to top-notch creations at $17.50 a slice, we’ve got it all. And hey, if you’re lucky, you might even get a cake made by our founder’s apprentice (shh, don’t tell anyone)!

Just like the drama of a last-minute wedding cake request from a sister who wants a masterpiece for free, our server is full of surprises and unexpected twists. Who needs expensive gifts when you can have a cake that causes family feuds and drama?

So come on in and join the fun on our Minecraft server, where the cakes are sweet and the stories are even sweeter. Who needs a boring old city baker when you can have a slice of adventure with us? AITA for wanting to have a slice of this cake-tastic world?

Changossa’s Blocky Adventures: Where Alberto Rules & Creepers Drool

Adventures, ALBERTO, Alberto Changossa, Author, blocky, business owner, Career Growth, Changossas, Coach, CREEPERS, Drool, empowerment, entrepreneur, goal-setting, influencer, inspiration, keynote speaker, leadership, mentor, mindset, motivational speaker, personal development, resilience, rules, self improvement, success

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	8305
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8159
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Love Letters Sent:	15
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on a wild adventure filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Alberto Changossa himself!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the rarest and most elusive block in all of Minecraft: the Rainbow Diamond Block. Legend has it that whoever finds this block will be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods themselves!

But beware, for our server is also home to the mischievous Ender Chicken, a creature so powerful that even the mighty Ender Dragon bows down to its clucking command. Will you be able to defeat this feathered fiend and claim its golden egg for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft server out there and let the madness begin!

GuillotineCraft: Where Aura reigns supreme and blocks beware!

aura, Aura the Guillotine, Band, bass, BEWARE, blocks, Concert, drums, favorite band, guillotine, GuillotineCraft, guitar, headbanging, heavy metal, Live Music, metal, metal band, METALHEAD, Music, music lover, REIGNS, Rock, Rock Music, SUPREME, vocals

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	2562
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	20
Secret Passages Found:	6	Void Armor Forged:	26
Dimension Hops:	14	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Star Shards Collected:	142
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Introducing our server where Aura the Guillotine is our resident pet and he loves giving out free haircuts to all players! Just kidding, he’s actually a friendly mob who will help you mine diamonds in record time with his razor-sharp claws. Join now for a chance to be best friends with a mythical creature and never worry about bad hair days again!

UnluckyInLoveCraft: Where even creepers have better luck finding a date than you

Appearance, beauty standards, Confidence, confidence boost, CREEPERS, date, DATING, family, finding, forehead, genetics, Insecurity, LUCK, match, online dating, rejection, relationships, self esteem, self worth, single, Struggle, Ugly, Unlucky, UnluckyInLoveCraft

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	1941
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Endless Night Skies:	1
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mines Excavated:	2226	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Are you tired of being an ugly mfer with no luck in love? Do all your sisters have massive foreheads that they inherited from your unfortunate genetic line? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee that you will find your true love, forehead size be damned!

Join us and embark on a quest to find the perfect partner who will love you for your blocky charm and pixelated personality. Build a beautiful pixel art monument to declare your undying love, or engage in epic PvP battles to win the heart of that special someone.

Don’t let your ugly genes hold you back any longer – join our server and find love in the most unexpected of places. Who knows, you might just meet your soulmate in a blocky world full of endless possibilities.

OlympicCraft: Where Even Zeus Plays Minecraft

3000 years ahead, advancement, Ancient civilization, ancient greece, ancient technology, Civilization, culture, Development, European travel, futuristic, greece, hi tech trains, high speed trains, History, Infrastructure, innovation, Minecraft, Modernization, OlympicCraft, PLAYS, progress, Technology, Transportation, Zeus

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	1126
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Runes Activated:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Divine Spears Created:	24
Crops Grown:	3806	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3

Are you tired of boring old trains in Minecraft? Well, look no further because our server has hi-tech trains that will blow your mind! Imagine riding a train through a magical forest while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers. Or how about racing your friends on a train track made entirely of diamond blocks? The possibilities are endless on our server!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground bunker where you can battle zombie pigmen in a fierce dance-off competition. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can take a ride on our rollercoaster that goes straight through the fiery pits of the Nether. Just make sure to hold onto your minecart!

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the wildest train adventures in your Minecraft world. Who knew trains could be so exciting in your cunt?

Crafty Con Artists: Where the social engineering is as real as your diamond pickaxe

artists, CON, Crafty, cyber threats, cybercrime, cybersecurity, Deception, Diamond, digital manipulation, Engineering, fraud, HACKING, Human Behavior, Information Security, Manipulation, manipulation tactics, online security, Pickaxe, Psychology, real, Social, social engineering, social engineering techniques, social manipulation, social psychology, Technology, Trust

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1403
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	11
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just mine and build all day? Well, get ready for a wild ride on our server where social engineering is the name of the game!

Join us and experience the thrill of manipulating your fellow players into giving you all their diamonds, just by using your smooth talking skills. Want to start a fake cult and convince everyone to worship you as their leader? Go for it! The possibilities are endless when you’re on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground society of players who communicate solely through interpretive dance. Want to join in on the fun? Just do the chicken dance and you’ll be welcomed with open arms (or wings).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready to level up your social engineering game like never before. Just be prepared for some epic trolling and shenanigans along the way!

HoloCraft: Where You Decide Hololive’s Next Hire!

Anime, Audition.., collaboration, creative industry, DECIDE, dream job, Entertainment, fan community, Gaming, hire, Hiring, HoloCraft, hololive, Hololives, Idol, internet personality, J-pop, streaming, talent agency, talent management, talent search, Virtual idol, virtual talent, virtual world, Vtuber

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	8838
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Secret Passages Found:	8	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	16	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because on our server, you have the power to hire the next member of Hololive! That’s right, you can choose anyone in the world (except yourself) to join the virtual idol group. Want to see Elon Musk busting out some sick dance moves? Or how about Gordon Ramsay critiquing Minecraft builds? The possibilities are endless on our server. So come join us for a wild ride of virtual idol recruitment and wacky shenanigans!

Pixelated Party Palace

cartridges, consoles, Controllers, Conversation, Entertainment, family, gameplay, Garbage, generation, good games, GRANDPA, graphics, hi fi rush, Memories, Nostalgia, Palace, Party, Pastime, pixelated, retro gaming, Technology, video games, virtual worlds

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	5546
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4

Oh, let me tell you about the most epic Minecraft server from my generation! This server is so lit, even grandpa can’t resist joining in on the fun. Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to the beat of Creeper’s sick drops.

2. We have a giant lava slide that leads straight into a pool of diamond blocks. It’s like a rollercoaster of riches!

3. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself logs on to our server just to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dab the legendary ghost?

4. Our server is so crazy, even the Ender Dragon has a crush on one of our players. Will you be the lucky one to steal her heart?

So, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and experience the most insane adventures that will make even grandpa jealous of your gaming skills!

BoomCraft: Where the 110th explosion is always just around the corner!

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	441
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21
Potions Brewed:	46	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Want a server that’s as wild and unpredictable as a herd of cats on catnip? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for chaos and mayhem!

Join us and experience the thrill of navigating through a world where the only rule is to have fun. Build towering structures, battle fierce mobs, and unleash your creativity in ways you never thought possible.

But that’s not all – we also offer a unique feature that allows players to ride on the backs of flying pigs while shooting rainbow lasers from their eyes. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a team of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the madness begin! Who knows, you might even uncover the hidden treasure of the legendary diamond-encrusted cheeseburger!

CraftyCreeper’s Monster Mash – Join the Fun!

#ArmorSetSearch, #DecorationsDatabase, #GeneralInfo, #HunterConnect, #IceborneInfo, #ItemDatabase, #MHFrontier, #MHW2, #MHWilds, #MonsterHunter, #MonsterHunterGeneral, #RyozoInterview, #SteamDeckVerified, #SunbreakInfo, CraftyCreepers, emulation, FAQ, Fun, Join, Kiranico, mash, MHWorld, modding, Monster, patchnotes, Pingsdex

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Players:	110/800	Votes:	4477
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6787	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	30
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Secret Passages Found:	6

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Join us for a wild ride filled with Monster Hunter madness and absolute shenanigans.

Are you tired of boring old servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because on our server, we have Monster Hunter discussions that will make your head spin faster than a Creeper explosion!

Need some info on Monster Hunter Wilds, Rise, or World? We’ve got you covered with links that will teleport you straight into the heart of the action. And don’t even get us started on the armor set searches – it’s like a treasure hunt, but with more dragons.

Looking to spice things up with some emulation and modding? We’ve got pastebins that will make your inventory overflow with possibilities. And if you’re wondering where all the cool kids are playing, just post the game, platform, room code, and password (7243/rage) and you’ll be partying with us in no time.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the absolute state of this general like never before. Who knows, you might even encounter a diamond-armored Ender Dragon riding a pig while singing “Baby Shark” – anything is possible in our Minecraft world!

Village Idiots Minecraft: Where even the creepers have better jokes than us!

Board, Community, CREEPERS, culturally significant, Decline, Existence, fallen, Forgotten, idiots, internet, jokes, Legacy, Lost, member, Memories, Minecraft, Nostalgia, obscurity, past glory, Public, r9k, Relevance, sad, Site, Village

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	5883
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Dragons Tamed:	6
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Emeralds Found:	4062

Are you tired of boring, culturally insignificant Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is so culturally significant that even the ancient Egyptians would be jealous! We’ve got pyramids made out of diamonds, sphinxes made out of emeralds, and even a secret room where Cleopatra herself used to play Minecraft. Join now and be a part of history in the making (or at least in the mining)! Hurry before the public forgets about us like they did with r9k!

Crafty Gooners: Fate of the LOL Thread

Crafty, Eat Cum, EdgeTrips, EVENS, Fap, FapOdds, fate, Fate Thread, gooner, Gooner Bitches, gooners, lol, Long Trail Tags: Find out our fate, NapDubs, ruin, Ruin666, Thread, time to roll

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	3212
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	45	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft server where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness! Join us as we embark on wild adventures like FapOdds NapDubs, where you must nap in the middle of a dubstep concert while fapping vigorously. Or how about EdgeTrips Ruin666, where you can explore the edge of the world and summon demons to do your bidding while ruining everything in sight.

But wait, there’s more! Join us for the ultimate challenge in Fap, ruin, eat cum, where you must fap, ruin structures, and then eat a bowl of…well, you get the idea. Time to roll with us gooner bitches and see who can survive the craziest Minecraft server out there. So what are you waiting for? Come join the madness and let’s see who will come out on top in this insane world of Minecraft!