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Have you ever heard of a business called “Crazy Cat Lady’s Used Sock Emporium”? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft server form! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with flying socks, mischievous cats, and endless laughter. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where the currency is literally smelly old socks? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest filled with diamond-studded socks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Crazy Cat Lady herself. So come on down and join the madness!

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AlienRepellentCraft
AlienRepellentCraft, aliens, Communication, culture, Curiosity, Defense, Diplomacy, discovery, Earth, Exploration, History, Humanity, intelligence, Invasion, outer space, Peace, Science, Survival, Technology, Unity, weapons
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even aliens would be blown away by the sheer awesomeness!
Join us and show those extraterrestrial beings what true creativity looks like. Our server is so amazing that even aliens would be like, “Whoa, we gotta get outta here, these humans are too cool for us!”
We have insane builds that will make those aliens question their own architectural skills. From giant pixel art of their own faces to gravity-defying structures that defy all logic, our server is out of this world (literally).
So come join us and help us show those aliens that Earth is the coolest place in the universe, all thanks to our Minecraft server. Who knows, maybe they’ll even stick around to play a round of spleef with us!

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AutisticCraft – Escape the Small Talk!
autism, AutisticCraft, Board Games, Cognitive, comfort, Communication, Community, Connection, Entertainment, Escape, escapism, INCLUSIVE, Interaction, mental health, neurodiversity, Popular, Sensory, Small, Social Skills, socialization, strategy, Talk, Therapy, uncertainty
come join our epic minecraft server where u can escape the pressures of social interaction and small talk just like board games do for autistic peeps! we have insane builds and crazy mini games that will blow ur mind. 7% of our players are autistic so u know u will fit right in. forget the real world and come get lost in our virtual world where u can be whoever u want to be. join now for a wild ride that will make u never want to leave!

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CinderCivs: Where 14+ Adults Pretend to be Politicians and Probably Kill Each Other
Adults, alliances, CinderCivs, Community, creative projects, custom crafting, Diplomacy, kill, nicknames, persistent world, player made maps., player nations, politicians, PRETEND, rail improvements, Roleplay, roleplay additions, Trade, War
Server Name CinderCivs
Server Type Geopolitical RP
Claimable Area 10k x 10k
Nether Travel 1:1 system
Elytra & Nether Roof Disabled
Overview:
- Server focused on geopolitics and creating a persistent world
- Features player-driven claims and admin moderation
- Encourages community projects and creative endeavors
- Dedicated player nations engaging in war, diplomacy, and alliances
- Vanilla gameplay with custom additions for player freedom
FAQ:
Q: How are claims managed on the server?
A: Claims are player-driven and admin moderated, there is no Towny plugin used.
Q: Are Elytra and the Nether Roof accessible?
A: Elytra and the Nether Roof are disabled on the server.
Q: What is the server’s stance on toxic behavior?
A: The server has a firm stance against derogatory statements, racism, and toxic behavior.
Q: Are there any custom features on the server?
A: While most gameplay is vanilla, custom crafting recipes, roleplay additions, nicknaming, and rail improvements have been added for player enjoyment.
Q: Is there a Dynmap available for the server?
A: No, maps are player-made through various graphic editors.
Q: How can I apply to join the server?
A: The application process is open to the community to see and discuss, join the Discord for more information.
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Crafty Escorts Minecraft Server
adult entertainment, adult services, best fuck, Crafty, discreet encounters, escort services, escorts, Faggots, faggotspic, forbidden pleasures, fulfilling desires, intimate encounters, Long Time, Minecraft, paid companionship, paid sex, pic related, Server, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, sexual services, start fucking escorts, taboo
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!
Join us and you’ll have the chance to ride on a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Want to mine diamonds? How about mining them while riding a roller coaster through a lava-filled cave?
But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who moonlights as a stand-up comedian. Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a dragon tell knock-knock jokes.
So why wait? Join our server today and start your epic adventure filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few escort quests (just kidding… or are we?).

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VPsCraft Minecraft Server
America, Campaign, Candidate, Choice, decision, Decision making, election, Future, History, leadership, Minecraft, Politics, Polls, Popularity, running mate, Server, success, Support, trump, vice president, Victory, VP pick, VPsCraft
Join our Minecraft server and become the greatest VP in history! Forget politics, this is where the real power lies. Our VP pick will be so terrific, it will make your head spin. The polls will go through the roof as you dominate the virtual world like never before. Trust us, it’s going to be a big win for you on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and make Minecraft great again!

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HurryCraft: Embarrassing Hubby
church pamphlets, cigarettes, compassion, drive home, EMBARRASSING, EMBARRASSMENT, fast food, Frustrated, Happy, Hospital, Hubby, HurryCraft, husband, impatient, indoor kids jungle gym, Mall, minor surgery, patience, Religion, smoke break, surgery, Talking to strangers, Waiting
Are you tired of waiting around for your husband to finish his smoke breaks and religious discussions with random strangers? Come join our Minecraft server where there are no smoke breaks allowed and the only religion we follow is the worship of diamonds and creepers!
Join us for endless adventures, where you can build your dream world without any interruptions from pesky husbands who just can’t seem to leave the mall. Our server is filled with friendly players who understand the importance of timely departures and respect for your time.
So say goodbye to waiting around for hours on end and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is crafting the perfect pickaxe. Join our server today and start building your own epic story, without any unnecessary smoke breaks getting in your way!

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CraftyCrimeWitnesses
community awareness, CraftyCrimeWitnesses, Crime Prevention, crime reporting, Crime Scene, crime scene investigation, crime victim, criminal activity, criminal behavior, criminal incident, criminal investigation, criminal justice reform, criminal justice system, criminal offense, eyewitness account, law enforcement, Public Safety, reporting crime, witnessed crime
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be for all the wild and crazy Minecraft adventures you could ever dream of!
Join us if you want to witness the most epic crimes in Minecraft history! From stealing diamonds from unsuspecting players to building giant lava pits to trap your enemies, the possibilities are endless on our server. Who knows, you might even become a notorious criminal mastermind yourself!
But that’s not all – our server is also home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever experience. Fight against other players in epic duels to prove your skills and dominance. Who will come out on top? Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most insane and hilarious Minecraft journey of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected – you never know what crazy shenanigans will happen next!

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DeifCraft: Strike & Build!
BUILD, Conflict, DeifCraft, gaza, Hamas, International, Israel, Killed, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, Mohammed Deif, News, Palestinian, Report, southern Gaza, strike, Targeted, Terrorism, Tragedy, violence, War, world events
come join our epic minecraft server where we blow up stuff like hamas leaders! we target them with our TNT cannons and watch them go boom! dozens of players have already joined in on the fun, so come on and join the chaos! who needs peace when you can have explosions?! join now for a blast of a time!

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Forever YoungCraft
“Youth, age is just a number, aging, aging gracefully, aging process, Cherishing moments, embracing age, gratefulness, growing older, inner growth, life stages, living in the present, mindfulness, Reflection, SELF AWARENESS, self-acceptance, time passing, time perception, Timeless wisdom, wisdom, YoungCraft
join our epic minecraft server where time is just a suggestion and age is just a number. we have flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground disco party hosted by a group of dancing creepers.
need a break from mining? take a ride on our rainbow rollercoaster that goes through a portal to a land of endless candy and unicorns.
want to show off your building skills? we have a competition where you have to build a house out of nothing but diamonds and obsidian. winner gets a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers.
come join us and experience the wackiest, wildest minecraft server in the universe. who needs reality when you have a world where anything is possible?

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JavaJunkiesCraft
behavioral genetics, caffeine metabolism, coffee addiction, coffee consumption, coffee drinking behaviors, coffee genetics, coffee habits, coffee preferences, DNA variations, Genetic differences, genetic factors, genetic influences, genetic markers, genetic predisposition, genetic research, genetic study, genetic variations, genetics, influence, JavaJunkiesCraft, personalized nutrition
so, like, u know how sum peeps drink, like, 20 cups of coffee a day and sum peeps are all like “nah, i’ll pass”? well, dis server is like dat, but with minecraft. we got peeps who build 20 houses a day and peeps who just chill in a cave all day. it’s all cuz of their genetic differences, man. like, sum peeps are born to mine and sum peeps are born to build. it’s wild, dude.
if u wanna see how ur genes influence ur minecraft skills, u gotta join dis server. we got scientists studying ur gameplay and figuring out why u do what u do. it’s like a virtual lab experiment, but with blocks and creepers. plus, we got free coffee for all players. cuz, u know, genetic differences and stuff.
so, come join us on dis crazy minecraft server where ur genes determine ur destiny. who knows, maybe u were born to be the next minecraft pro. or maybe u were born to be the next minecraft hermit. either way, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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Server Name	CinderCivs
Server Type	Geopolitical RP
Claimable Area	10k x 10k
Nether Travel	1:1 system
Elytra & Nether Roof	Disabled

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