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CraftyCreeperCo

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Have you ever heard of a business called “Crazy Cat Lady’s Used Sock Emporium”? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft server form! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with flying socks, mischievous cats, and endless laughter. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where the currency is literally smelly old socks? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest filled with diamond-studded socks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Crazy Cat Lady herself. So come on down and join the madness!

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CraftyBrainsMC

analytical, astute, Brainy, Bright, Clever, CraftyBrainsMC, critical thinking, GENIUS, genius-level, GIFTED, High IQ, Insightful, intellectual, intelligence, Intelligent, observant, perceptive, problem solving, quick-witted, sharp, Smart, subtle sign

If someone can build a functioning roller coaster in Minecraft using only redstone and minecarts, you know they’re a genius! And that’s exactly the kind of brainiacs you’ll find on our server. Join us for a wild ride of brain-busting puzzles, epic builds, and secret underground lairs filled with treasure. Who needs IQ tests when you’ve got Minecraft skills like these? Come flex your mental muscles with us and show the world just how smart you really are!

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AnnexCraft: Trump Says “That’s Enough”

Alliance, annex, AnnexCraft, Canada, controversy, Diplomacy, disagreement, Dispute, Europe, foreign policy, headline, international relations, Leaders, Négotiation, News, North America, Politics, Starmer, Statement, trump, uk

so, like, you wanna join this minecraft server cuz it’s, like, totally lit, bro. we got, like, a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest diamonds and emeralds. and, like, the owner of the server is actually a secret agent who once saved the world from a zombie apocalypse with nothing but a pickaxe and some dirt blocks.

also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden treasure chest in the nether, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical llama. and, like, the chat is always filled with hilarious memes and jokes that will make you pee your pants laughing.

plus, we have epic pvp battles every saturday where the winner gets a pet dragon to ride around on. and, like, there’s a secret society of players who dress up as creepers and go around pranking unsuspecting noobs.

so, like, come join our server and experience the craziest, most epic adventures you’ve ever seen in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it, bro.

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Medieval Craft SMP

1.17.1, auction house, bedrock, Builder, Craft, Cross-Play, Economy, java, Journey, Land Claims, Medieval, medievalcraft, merchant, Minecraft, passive earnings, Roleplay, Server, Set homes, Shops, Silkspawners, smp, Survival, warrior

Medieval-Craft SMP | Minecraft 1.17.1

Features: Shops & Auction House – Buy, sell, and bid for rare items! Economy & Passive Earnings – Earn coins for being productive! Land Claims – Protect your builds from griefers! SilkSpawners – Mine and relocate spawners with Silk Touch! Set Homes – Travel quickly to your favorite locations!

Whether you’re a merchant, warrior, or builder, Medieval-Craft SMP has a place for you. Join today and start your medieval journey!

Java IP: Medieval-Craft.us.to:45804 (port is required) Bedrock IP: Medieval-Craft.minecraft.pe Port: 3457 Discord: https://discord.gg/ZHfJQWKexw Website: http://bit.ly/medieval-craft

Medieval-Craft.us.to:45804

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Woodland Realms

Adventure, arcade games, Bedwars, character creation, Cross-Play, custom npc, custom textures, dynamic quests, enchanting world, Immersive, Lore, Minecraft, Mini Games, Minigames, Mmocore, MMOProfiles, Redwall, Roleplay, RPG, RPG system, Skill Progression, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Woodland Realms, an immersive Minecraft 1.21 RPG adventure set in the enchanting world inspired by Redwall. Step into a richly detailed universe where custom NPC lore drives dynamic quests, and every choice you make impacts the story. Help a variety of characters from abbots to woodland creatures as you forge your own path in this expansive, story-driven world.

Players utilize MMOProfiles to fully control their character creation, with skill progression through MMOCore and other custom plugins. The fully integrated RPG system ensures a deep, engaging experience, from epic battles to solving local conflicts.

Not only does the server offer a captivating RPG experience with custom textures, but Woodland Realms also features a hub where players can dive into minigames like Bedwars and arcade games, adding variety and fun for all types of players. Whether you’re exploring the lore-rich lands or competing in fast-paced minigames, Woodland Realms has something for everyone!

play.woodlandrealms.org

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Azure SMP

AZURE, bedrock, Community, court system, Datapack, Discord, Economy, elections, Government, Ip:, java, Land Protection, Lawsuits, Mayor, player locations, real-time, Server, Shop, smp, Structures, Terrain, World Map

Azure SMP Server Overview

Feature	Description
Server Economy	Allows players to harvest and sell certain resources for cash
Central Town	Players can build shops to sell or buy items
Land Protection	Allows players to claim and protect chunks of land
World Map	Shows real-time world and player locations
Server Government	Includes mayor elections, court system, and in-game lawsuits
Homebrew Worldgen Datapack	Complete overhaul of generated terrain and structures

Join our community!

If you’d like to join our community and check out the Azure SMP, hop on the server or join the Discord below!

We support both Java (multiple versions) and Bedrock players 😊

Java IP: play.prismplex.net

Bedrock IP: 54.39.13.159 (Port: 8025)

Discord: https://discord.gg/WypfQtEz5X

FAQ

Q: When was the server established?

A: The Azure SMP has been around since August 2022, but recently underwent a complete reset and revamp.

Q: Are there any pay-to-win features on the server?

A: No, the Azure SMP is void of annoying microtransactions or pay-to-win features.

Q: Can players claim and protect their own land?

A: Yes, the server offers land protection features for players to claim and protect chunks of land.

Q: Is there a central town where players can build shops?

A: Yes, there is a central town where players can build shops to sell and buy items.

Overweight Hair Haven 1.21.1

#facial hair, 1.21.1, Appearance, beauty standards, body image, body positivity, Confidence, Gender Identity, gender presentation, hair, hair care, hair growth, Haven, Long hair, overweight, personal style, self-acceptance, Self-expression, self-image, societal norms, Transgender, transgender identity, transitioning

OMG, join our Minecraft server and you can have the longest hair everrrr! No need to worry about being overweight or not having facial hair, just focus on growing those luscious locks in the game! Who cares if you look trans, you’ll be too busy building epic structures and battling creepers to even notice! Plus, our server has magical hair growth potions that will have your virtual hair flowing in the wind in no time. So come join us and let your hair flag fly, no judgment here, just fabulous follicles for days!

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CraftyKindFolks

#generous, CraftyKindFolks, cultural exchange, Friendly, friendly communities, friendly locals, good energy, Helpful, hospitable culture, Hospitality, KIND, kind-hearted individuals, memorable encounters, nicest people, positive experiences, positive impressions, positive interactions, positive vibes, Warm, Welcoming, welcoming atmosphere

Have you ever visited a country where the villagers are so friendly that they give you diamonds just for saying hello? Well, that’s exactly what you’ll experience on our Minecraft server! Our players are so nice, they’ll build you a castle just because they think you’re cool. Join us and prepare to be showered with gifts and kindness from our amazing community. Who needs real-life travel when you can visit the friendliest country in Minecraft?

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Putin’s Pixelated Playground Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, diplomatic measures, economic sanctions, Euromaidan Press, european union, foreign policy, geopolitical tensions, global affairs, government action, international relations, international sanctions, Minecraft, pixelated, Playground, Politics, Putins, russia, sanctions, sanctions extension, Server, trump, Ukraine, united states, Vladimir Putin

come join our epic minecraft server where trump himself is the admin and he extends sanctions against russia for a year because they kept griefing his epic build of the white house. u can team up with putin to take down trump’s admin powers or join forces with merkel to overthrow the whole server. there are no rules except for one: always bring your best trolling skills or else you’ll be banned faster than you can say “covfefe”. so grab your pickaxe and join the chaos today!

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CraftyTrumpUKInvite

Buckingham Palace, Ceremonial, CraftyTrumpUKInvite, Diplomacy, donald trump, historic event, international relations, Invitation, king charles, media coverage, Monarchy, official visit, Politics, Protocol, public reception, royal family, special relationship, state visit, uk, United Kingdom, united states

u know wat else is unprecedented? dis minecraft server, fam. it be so lit dat even king charles invited donald trump to come check it out. like, u gotta join dis server cuz u might run into world leaders and stuff. imagine mining diamonds with trump, dat be cray cray. plus, dere be secret dungeons filled with treasure and u gotta fight off zombie pigs to get it. it be like a real life adventure, but in minecraft. so come join da fun and maybe u’ll even get a chance to build a wall with trump himself. #minecraftgoals #trumpmining

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Feel Right Be Right

being right, Ego, emotions, feel, feelings, SELF AWARENESS, self esteem, self love, Self Respect, self worth, self-acceptance, self-approval, self-assurance, self-confidence, self-identity, self-image, self-justification, self-perception, self-validation, stubbornness, validation

so like, come join our epic minecraft server where u can feel right AND be right at the same time!!! like, we have flying pigs that shoot rainbows out their butts and magical unicorns that grant u three wishes but only if u do the chicken dance while singing the national anthem backwards!!!

also, did i mention we have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the djs and the zombies are the bartenders?? it’s lit fam, trust me.

plus, our server is protected by a giant talking potato who only speaks in riddles and puns. u gotta solve his puzzles to unlock the hidden treasure chests full of diamonds and emeralds.

so like, if u wanna experience all this craziness and more, come join us now!!! remember, it’s better to feel right than be right, or something like that. just trust me, it’s gonna be a wild ride.

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