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CraftyCreeperCo

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	3843
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Potions Brewed:	184	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Villages Defended:	8
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	80

Have you ever heard of a business called “Crazy Cat Lady’s Used Sock Emporium”? Well, imagine that, but in Minecraft server form! Join our server for a wild and wacky time filled with flying socks, mischievous cats, and endless laughter. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of a community where the currency is literally smelly old socks? Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret hidden chest filled with diamond-studded socks, you’ll be granted three wishes by the mystical Crazy Cat Lady herself. So come on down and join the madness!

Vanillahalla: Where your inner 16+ Hermitcraft wannabe can shine, all while avoiding square and curly things!

Anti Enderman Grief, Avoiding, Boss, build competition, Community, Creative Server, Curly, Currency, custom dimension, Events, family, Friends, Halloween, hermitcraft, Java Fabric, LTGBQ+, Minecraft, mushroom island, new york, RAM, Redstone, resource pack, Shine, smp, Square, Survival, Vanillahalla, WANNABE, Worldedit

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	1723
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	5433
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2
Buildings Constructed:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	651
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	357

Vanillahalla Minecraft Server

Location	New York
RAM	64GB
Version	Minecraft 1.21

Overview

Vanillahalla is a Java Fabric Minecraft survival server with a vibrant community. Players are encouraged to build and collaborate in a friendly environment. The server features custom events, resources, and additional community servers.

FAQ

What are the core rules of the server?

No griefing.
No stealing.
No cheating or utilizing hacks for unfair advantages.
No non-consensual PvP.
Respectful language and behavior.

What are the server’s specific datapacks/mods?

AFK Name Changer
Anti-Enderman Grief
Audaki Cart Engine
Chunk Loader
Custom Armor Stands
Armor Poser
Discord Chat Link
Dragon Drops Elytra
More Mob Heads
Silence Mobs
Simple Voice Chat

How can I join the server?

Interested players can fill out an application on the server’s website and join the Discord community for updates and communication with other players.

BlockyBae’s Minecraft Server

Bigotry, BlockyBaes, civil rights, discrimination, Diversity, equality, hate, hate her, Hate Speech, her.., injustice, intolerance, marginalized communities, Minecraft, prejudice, racism, Racists, Racists hate, Racists hate her, Server, Social Issues, Xenophobia

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	4252
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Join our Minecraft server where even the racists hate us because we’re just too cool for them to handle! Our server is like a rainbow unicorn riding a skateboard through a field of glitter – that’s how magical it is. We’ve got so many epic builds that even Herobrine himself is jealous. And don’t even get us started on our community – they’re like a bunch of friendly creepers ready to explode with fun. So come join us and see why even the racists can’t resist the awesomeness of our server!

PTSDCraft Minecraft Server

Ballers, Champions, Competition, determination, englel, Excellence, EXCITEMENT, football, Game, Minecraft, ngubu, Players, ptsd, PTSDCraft, Server, skill, sports, success, talent, TEAM, Victory, whole thing, wingers

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	3253
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	129
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with basic gameplay and no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is so freaking awesome that players have developed PTSD from the sheer intensity of our gameplay! Our ngubu wingers are absolute ballers, unlike those weaklings on other servers. Join us and experience the thrill of victory as we dominate the Minecraft world. Who knows, you might even witness a legendary battle that will go down in Minecraft history! So why wait? Join now and be a part of the insanity!

RichCraft Minecraft Server

affluent, disconnected, elitist, entitled, Extravagant, extravagant lifestyle, high society, ivory tower, Lavish, luxury, materialistic, Minecraft, Opulent, ostentatious, out of touch, pretentious, privileged, Rich, RichCraft, Server, snobbish, Upper Class, Wealthy

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	1852
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Are you tired of hearing rich people brag about their private jets and designer handbags? Well, we’ve got the perfect escape for you on our Minecraft server! Join us and leave those snooty rich folks behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where diamonds rain from the sky and pigs ride on top of chickens.

Our server is the ultimate playground for those who want to stick it to the wealthy elite. Build your own mansion made entirely of gold blocks, ride around on a unicorn that farts rainbows, and battle against evil billionaires who are trying to take over the server with their armies of butlers and maids.

So come join us and show those out of touch rich people what real fun looks like in Minecraft!

SlicedCraft: You’re Old!

aging, cold cuts, deli choices, deli counter, deli cuts, deli favorites, deli meat, deli options, deli order, deli sandwiches, deli selection, deli style, food preferences, getting old, lunch meat, meat preferences, Preference, sandwich meat, sliced deli meats, sliced meat, SlicedCraft, Youre

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	468
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Potions Brewed:	50	Endless Night Skies:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	231

lolz come join our epic minecraft server where we slice deli meat like pros! u wanna be cool? join us and show off ur slicing skills! we got a secret deli meat slicing competition every sunday where the winner gets a diamond sword! trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness! slice and dice ur way to victory on our server and show everyone who’s the real deli meat master! yolo!

CyborgCraft: Future vs. Present, Men vs. Women

cyborg technologies, CyborgCraft, digital enhancements, Future, future technology, future-oriented mindset, gender differences, gender gap, gender preferences, human augmentation, innovation adoption, intention to use, Men, PRESENT, present-oriented mindset, societal attitudes, study findings, technological acceptance, technological advancements, technological progress, technology adoption, Women, younger individuals

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	4715
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

so like, this server is like totally for the cool kids who are all about the future and stuff. if you wanna be a cyborg and embrace all the cool tech, then this is the place for you. like, girls are welcome too but they gotta step up their game cuz the guys are totally dominating the cyborg world here. join us and become part of the cyborg revolution, it’s gonna be lit!

ONLY VANILLA SURVIVAL Minecraft server

Account.., Adventure, banner, Community, description, Game, GIF, image, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, Only, OWNER, Server, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	7187
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Star Shards Collected:	262
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	4452	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	158
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	28

The owner of the “VANILLA SURVIVAL ONLY” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

q9cz.vanillaboxmc.ru

ThePolarSMP

Adventure, Bedwars, Community, dynamic, Dynmap, Earth, Economy, EXCITEMENT, Exploration, Factions, Friends, Fun, landmarks, Minecraft, Minigames, PvP, Realms, strategy, Structures, Survival, teamwork, Trading, Velocity, vibrant, Wonders

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	3856
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Enchantments Applied:	216
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Divine Spears Created:	28	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12

Welcome to ThePolarSMP, where Minecraft meets the Earth in an epic adventure! Explore our meticulously recreated Earth map, from iconic landmarks to hidden wonders, all waiting for you to discover in Survival mode.

But that’s not all! Dive into heart-pounding BedWars matches where strategy and teamwork reign supreme. Defend your bed, gather resources, and outwit your opponents to claim victory in thrilling PvP battles.

Beyond BedWars and Survival, ThePolarSMP offers a diverse range of gameplay experiences. Engage in economy-driven trading, build awe-inspiring structures, or simply hang out with friends in our vibrant community.

Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to Minecraft, ThePolarSMP promises endless excitement and fun. Join us today and embark on your journey through our dynamic Earth server. Adventure awaits at every turn in ThePolarSMP—where Minecraft dreams come alive!

play.thepolarsmp.net:25574

BesserwissersMC: The Ultimate Minecraft Server

aggravating, ANNOYING, Arrogant, besserwisser, BesserwissersMC, bothersome, condescending, frustrating, insufferable, IRRITATING, know-it-all, Minecraft, Obnoxious, overbearing, patronizing, pedantic, pompous, pretentious, self-righteous, Server, smug, superior, Ultimate, vexing

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	1764
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	59
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with know-it-all players who think they’re better than everyone else? Well, look no further because our server is filled with the most annoying besserwissers you will ever come across!

Join us if you want to be constantly corrected on how to build the perfect house, mine for diamonds like a pro, or fight off creepers with style. Our players will make sure you never forget the proper way to play Minecraft, even if it means driving you crazy in the process.

But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, and you’ll probably rage quit at least once. So come on over and see if you can handle the ultimate challenge of surviving in a world where everyone thinks they know best. Good luck, you’re gonna need it!

RedditCraft Minecraft Server

funny posts, internet culture, internet humor, meanwhile, Minecraft, Online Community, online discussions., popular memes, reddit, reddit community, reddit culture, reddit humor, reddit jokes, reddit posts, Reddit threads, reddit trends, reddit users, RedditCraft, Server, social media, trending topics, User-generated content, viral content

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	6469
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23	Void Gems Collected:	15
Crops Grown:	5534	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Potions Brewed:	165
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Dimension Hops:	3	Ores Mined:	2122

Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, have we got a treat for you! Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with exploding chickens, flying pigs, and dancing creepers!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Unicorn, rumored to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Will you be the one to uncover its sparkly secrets?

And if that’s not enough to pique your interest, how about this: our server is guarded by a pack of ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit at you from time to time, but it’s all in good fun!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it!