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| Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 7933 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Mines Excavated: | 4941 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 10 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 5 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 7 | Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 28 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 13 | Cosmic Pies Baked: | 10 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 0 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Wyrmholes Dug: | 10 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
1. ELON MUSK HIMSELF PLAYS ON OUR SERVER. that’s right, the dude who’s tryna go to space and stuff, he’s just chillin’ in our minecraft world, buildin’ rockets outta blocks and stuff. it’s wild, man.
2. our server is guarded by a pack of super intelligent llamas. they wear sunglasses and have laser eyes. ain’t nobody messin’ with our llamas, let me tell ya.
3. we have a secret underground disco party that pops up randomly. the music is bumpin’ and the dance moves are outta this world. you gotta be quick to find it, though, ’cause it disappears as fast as it appears.
4. our server is haunted by the ghost of a creeper who tells dad jokes. he’s always tryna make everyone laugh, even though he’s all spooky and stuff. it’s a real hoot, let me tell ya.
so, what are you waitin’ for? come join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server. it’s gonna be a blast, i promise.
