MommaNeedsAGriefer

family, rush order, payment, business decisions, Late

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have a wacky household full of characters that will make you laugh until your blocky head falls off! Join us and meet M20, F43, M22, and M4 as they navigate through the chaos of making rent by selling nauseating body products.

Our server is like no other, with drama, procrastination, and questionable business decisions at every turn. Will you help M20’s mom make rent by making her products, even though they make you want to hurl? Or will you sit back and watch the madness unfold as loans to mysterious men and last-minute rushes threaten to tear the household apart?

Join us for a wild ride filled with scented products, late orders, and family dynamics that will leave you scratching your blocky head in confusion. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of entertainment on our server? So come on in and see if you’re the AITA for not helping out in this crazy Minecraft world!

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Real Niggi Drid’s Cotton Club Minecraft SMP

sports management, controversial moves, Cotton, football clubs, club

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we’ve taken the concept of a football club and turned it into a cotton plantation! Join us as we embark on the wild journey of turning Flojentino Perez’s crazy idea into a reality.

Picture this: instead of scoring goals, you’ll be harvesting cotton and trading it with other players for rare items. Who needs a soccer ball when you have a bale of cotton to kick around?

But watch out, because there are rumors of zombie football players roaming the fields, looking to steal your precious cotton crops. Will you be able to defend your plantation and become the ultimate cotton tycoon?

So come join us on this wacky adventure and see if you have what it takes to thrive in the world of Real Niggidrid: The Cotton Plantation Edition!

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Y O U D I D T H I S Minecraft SMP

unknown 9, corporate culture, Minecraft, Layoffs, employment issues

Are you tired of boring old SMPs where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, in a land far, far away, there was a Minecraft SMP where unknown 9 had failed miserably. But fear not, because out of the ashes rose our glorious server! BAMCO may be firing employees and canceling games, but we are thriving and growing stronger every day.

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and a community like no other. Who needs unknown 9 when you can be a part of our insane adventures? So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

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Minecraft SMP: /nfl/ General FIGHT! Edition

Antonio Pierce, Bo Nix, dolphins, Fight, first player

Welcome to the most lit Minecraft SMP server out there! We’ve got more drama than an NFL game, with players getting X-rays on their ankles (but don’t worry, they’re negative), MCL sprains left and right, and QBs undergoing MRIs like it’s a routine check-up.

Join us and be the first player to have 20+ diamond blocks, three enchanted swords, and a parrot named Brian Callahan. We stick with our starting QBs like glue, just like the Titans sticking with Will Levis (sorry, Sam Darnold).

Jerry Jones may have no regrets about not signing Derrick Henry, but you’ll regret not joining our server when you see Cowboys players talking about playing “little league football” and accusing other teams of playing dirty.

But don’t worry, we’ve got the GOAT Sean Payton on our side, hyping up players like Bo Nix and making sure everyone knows that Skylar Thompson’s chest injury won’t hold him back from dominating the game.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and show off your Minecraft skills while we cheer on the Rams (because who needs Patrick Mahomes when you’ve got a diamond sword?) Go Rams!

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Minecraft Server: StormHeroesRIP

Blizzard, multiplayer, MOBA, Community, video games

Do you ever wonder why Heroes of the Storm died? It’s because all the heroes got tired of battling in the same old arenas and decided to start a new adventure in the blocky world of Minecraft! Join our server and witness epic battles between Thrall and Steve, watch as Diablo tries to mine diamonds, and see Nova take on creepers with her sniper rifle. Our server is so lit, even Arthas couldn’t resist joining in on the fun! So come on, join us and be a part of the craziest crossover event in gaming history!

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cm network VS Hypixel

Mining, Plugins, Gaming, Custom, Auctions

Hypixel	CM Network
Large player base	100 slot player server
High-quality gameplay modes	Lifesteal server
Regular updates and events	Free lag server
Active community and forums	Low price ranks
Varied mini-games and challenges	Free crates keys daily

FAQ:

1. What is the player capacity of Hypixel and CM Network? – Hypixel has a large player base, while CM Network has a 100 slot player server.

2. What game modes are available on Hypixel and CM Network? – Hypixel offers high-quality gameplay modes, while CM Network specializes in a lifesteal server experience.

3. Are there regular updates and events on both servers? – Yes, Hypixel offers regular updates and events, while CM Network is known for being a free lag server.

4. Do both servers have active communities and forums? – Hypixel has an active community and forums, while CM Network offers low price ranks.

5. What unique features does each server offer? – Hypixel has varied mini-games and challenges, while CM Network provides free crates keys daily.

TheBlockBros

Discord, Wife, TheBlockBros, relationships, investigation

Are you tired of your wife or girlfriend giving you mixed signals? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a secret agent named IcemancomethL8 who will test your significant other’s loyalty for you! Just send her snap, ig, disc, fb, or phone number to IcemancomethL8 on snap, k1k, or disc, and watch as the drama unfolds in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Join now for the ultimate relationship rollercoaster!

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NoTacoCraft – Where You Can Craft Tacos (and friendships) while playing Adult Minecraft!

Diversity, modding, creativity, Respect, Playing

Welcome to NTCSMP: A Unique Minecraft Experience!

Are you ready to embark on an unforgettable journey in the vast and blocky world of Minecraft? Look no further! NTCSMP is the place where adventure, community, and creativity collide.

Server Details:

Version	Java 1.20.1
Game Mode	Survival
Play Style	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Flavor	Vanilla-Like
Modding	Fabric and datapacks
Inclusivity	LGBTQ+ Friendly
Age Group	Adults Only
Access	Whitelist (because quality matters)

What Makes NTCSMP Special?

Community-Driven: Our server thrives on collaboration and camaraderie. Join a tight-knit community of passionate players who share your love for Minecraft.
Vanilla-Like Vibes: While we embrace mods, we keep the essence of vanilla gameplay intact.
LGBTQ+ Friendly Environment: We celebrate diversity and respect all identities. Everyone is welcome here!
Adults Only: Kick back, relax, and enjoy Minecraft without worrying about immature behavior. We’re all grown-ups here!

Whitelist Application:

Ready to join? Fill out our simple whitelist application: Whitelist Application Form

FAQ

Question	Answer
How do I apply for the whitelist?	Simply fill out the whitelist application form linked above and wait for approval from our staff.
Can I play on the server with friends?	Yes, as long as your friends also pass the whitelist application process.
Are there any specific rules on the server?	Yes, we have a set of rules to ensure everyone has a positive and enjoyable experience. These will be provided upon approval of your whitelist application.
Is the server regularly updated?	Yes, we strive to keep the server updated with the latest features and patches to provide the best gaming experience.

WoahCraft – Where Blocks Rule and Players Drool 🤪✌️ #GetCrafty #NoobsWelcome #EpicBuilds

suspenseful storytelling, enigmatic occurrences, unexpected outcomes, Drool, gripping mysteries

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and bland landscapes? Well, come join our server, where the grass is made of Skittles and the cows shoot rainbows out of their udders!

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary bacon sword and battle against evil mobs like zombie llamas and lava-spewing chickens.

Don’t worry about hunger or health – our server has unlimited pizza and every time you die, you respawn as a ninja warrior riding a unicorn.

Join now and discover the craziest, most ridiculous Minecraft server you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, stay far away).

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CraftyCritters: Your go-to server for hilarious battles and epic memes! ‘>Turn based is better’ #MinecraftMadness

Epic, Battles, fuck off, gtturn, goto

Are you tired of all those boring real-time Minecraft servers where you have to constantly be on guard? Well, we have the perfect solution for you – a turn-based Minecraft server! Yes, that’s right, take all the time you need to strategize your moves and plan your attacks. No more stress, just pure relaxation and fun!

But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll encounter some of the rarest and most elusive mobs in the game. From rainbow-colored creepers to flying pigs with laser eyes, the possibilities are endless. And if you manage to defeat these crazy creatures, you’ll be rewarded with the most epic loot you’ve ever seen. Trust us, it’s totally worth it.

Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs real-time when you can have turn-based madness? Don’t miss out on all the wacky adventures and ridiculous shenanigans awaiting you on our server. See you there, fellow adventurers!

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Business Decisions

Welcome to NTCSMP: A Unique Minecraft Experience!

Server Details:

What Makes NTCSMP Special?

Whitelist Application:

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