Business Closures MC Servers – New Minecraft Servers 2025

ChopstickCraft: No Soup for You!

unemployment, Soup, pandemic, Delivery, dining out

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so many chinese restaurants and cafes that you won’t even know what to do with yourself! we have nearly 3 million of them, all serving up delicious pixelated food for your virtual hunger needs.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground restaurant run by pandas. yes, you read that right. pandas serving up noodles and dumplings like there’s no tomorrow. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – we have a cafe where all the villagers gather to gossip about the latest drama in the minecraft world. you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a villager spill the tea about a creeper who got rejected by a skeleton. it’s wild, i tell ya.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden restaurant run by llamas next!

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BlockbusterBustsMinecraft SMP

business closures, blockbuster, ceased to exist, iconic brands, video rental stores

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is filled with former employees of these extinct companies who are now seeking refuge in the digital world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the ghost of Blockbuster himself roams the server, haunting players who dare to stream movies instead of renting them. But don’t worry, our resident ex-Toys “R” Us employees are here to protect you with their toy swords and plastic shields.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret headquarters of the fallen Nokia empire, where players can craft indestructible phones that never run out of battery. And let’s not forget about the infamous AOL dial-up dungeon, where players must navigate through a maze of screeching modems to reach the treasure at the end.

So come join our wacky world of former corporate giants and see if you have what it takes to survive in a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional copyright infringement lawsuit).

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ArgenCraft: SME Apocalypse

economic downfall, medium-sized businesses, government aid, business closures, devastation

come join our epic minecraft server and escape the total devastation of argentina’s small and medium-sized businesses! we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the cha-cha, and chickens that lay diamond eggs! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to join! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out unlimited emeralds! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! join now before the creepers take over and turn everything into a giant block of cheese!

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SnowstormSelfieSNAFU

social media, SnowstormSelfieSNAFU, confusion, long-distance relationship, LDR

Looking for a Minecraft server to escape the drama of real life relationships? Look no further than our server, where the only snowstorm you’ll be dealing with is the one made of snow blocks in-game!

Join our server and leave all your relationship drama behind. No need to worry about posting pictures of snowstorms before sending them to your significant other, because in our world, the only thing you’ll be posting are screenshots of your epic builds.

We understand social cues about as well as a creeper understands personal space, so you’ll fit right in if you’re feeling a bit socially awkward. Plus, our community is so supportive, you’ll never have to worry about waking up your girlfriend with snowstorm photos again.

So come join us on the craziest Minecraft server around, where the only thing melting is the ice biomes and not your girlfriend’s patience!

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Greenland Lake Tipping Point

melting ice, Greenland, carbon dioxide, climate crisis, feedback loop

Yo, yo, yo! Welcome to our Minecraft server, where things are so lit, even the lakes in West Greenland are getting in on the action! These lakes be like, “Nah, we ain’t just gonna chill and sequester carbon dioxide anymore. We gonna be a source of that sweet greenhouse gas, y’all!”

Join our server and witness the madness as these lakes go cray-cray and start spewing out carbon dioxide like there’s no tomorrow. It’s like a party in the Arctic, and everyone’s invited! Who needs boring old biogeochemical cycles when you can have lakes causing a 350% increase in greenhouse gas flux? It’s like nature’s own little rave, baby!

So come on down to our server and experience the wildest climate change you’ve ever seen. Forget about building houses and farming crops – we got lakes turning up the heat and shaking things up. It’s gonna be a wild ride, so grab your pickaxe and get ready to party like it’s the end of the world!

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Hearts Of Minecraft // POLITICAL SERVER Minecraft server

Server, banner, Political server, Political, height

The owner of the server “Hearts Of Minecraft POLITICAL SERVER” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

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Crimson Valley Network

Amazing Hub & Spawn, Crates, Advanced Custom Anti Cheat, Valley, custom weapons

Crimson Valley Network

All Platforms Playable!

PvP & Vaults

Server Offered Features

Constant Development	Balanced Gameplay	Gameplay Tools
Teams	Custom Enchants	Custom Weapons
Automated & Tested Systems	Trade System	Secure & Advanced Vaults
Crates	Server Extras
Advanced Custom Anti Cheat	Non P2W \| Following Middleway Rules	Custom Made Systems
Amazing Hub & Spawn	Medieval Themed	Trained & Helpful Staff

Under Development

Coming Soon!

Join Our Community Today & Be Part Of The Adventure! The True Future Of Minecraft PvP & Vaults!

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FAQs

What platforms are playable on Crimson Valley Network?

All platforms are playable on the server.

Is the server pay-to-win?

No, the server follows Middleway rules and is non P2W.

Are there custom features on the server?

Yes, there are custom enchants, weapons, and gameplay tools available.

Are the systems on the server automated and tested?

Yes, the systems are automated and tested for optimal performance.

Virtual Vibes Server 1.21.1

Vtubers, VTuber phenomenon, online entertainers, VTuber craze, VTuber fandom

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like a virtual reality acid trip with VTubers guiding you through the madness.

Picture this: you’re mining diamonds with a cute anime girl cheering you on, fighting off creepers with a badass virtual ninja by your side, and building the craziest pixel art creations with a virtual pop star serenading you in the background.

It’s like stepping into a virtual wonderland where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?).

So come on, join us on this wild ride and experience Minecraft like you’ve never seen it before. Just don’t blame us if you start questioning reality after spending too much time in this virtual VTuber paradise.

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KidnapCraft Minecraft Server

MIL, forgiveness, parenting, sabotage, kidnapped child

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where crazy family drama meets virtual block-building fun! Join us if you want to escape from real-life MIL drama and build your dream world without any unwanted visitors.

Imagine a world where your MIL can’t kidnap your virtual children and you can build as many car seats as you want without anyone questioning your parenting choices. Our server is a safe space for all players to express themselves without any judgment from meddling in-laws.

Join us now and show your spouse that you’re “over it” by building a fortress to protect your virtual children from any MIL shenanigans. Let’s build a world where forgiveness doesn’t mean giving free rein to crazy family members, but rather creating a space for endless creativity and fun. See you in the game!

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CraftyShowerSavings

financial stress, wedding traditions, bridal shower expenses, family dynamics, Communication

Are you tired of being a bridesmaid and feeling like a walking ATM machine? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is here to rescue you from the endless cycle of wedding expenses!

Join our server and experience a world where bridesmaids are celebrated for their skills in building, crafting, and surviving in a blocky universe. No more expensive dresses, shoes, or bachelorette trips – just good old-fashioned fun in a virtual world.

Instead of funding a bridal shower fit for a queen, you can build a virtual palace for the bride-to-be and her friends to enjoy. And the best part? It won’t cost you a dime!

So say goodbye to the wedding financial stress and hello to a world where the only thing you need to worry about is creepers blowing up your creations. Join our server today and start saving for your own wedding in style!

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