ChopstickCraft: No Soup for You!

economic impact, Delivery, Dining, pandemic, food service

come join our epic minecraft server where we have so many chinese restaurants and cafes that you won’t even know what to do with yourself! we have nearly 3 million of them, all serving up delicious pixelated food for your virtual hunger needs.

why join our server, you ask? well, let me tell you a little story. once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground restaurant run by pandas. yes, you read that right. pandas serving up noodles and dumplings like there’s no tomorrow. it was a sight to behold, let me tell you.

not convinced yet? well, how about this – we have a cafe where all the villagers gather to gossip about the latest drama in the minecraft world. you haven’t lived until you’ve heard a villager spill the tea about a creeper who got rejected by a skeleton. it’s wild, i tell ya.

so what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the madness for yourself. who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden restaurant run by llamas next!

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BlockbusterBustsMinecraft SMP

Nostalgia, former companies, failed businesses, blockbuster, corporate collapses

Join our Minecraft SMP and find out the answer to this burning question! Our server is filled with former employees of these extinct companies who are now seeking refuge in the digital world of Minecraft.

Rumor has it that the ghost of Blockbuster himself roams the server, haunting players who dare to stream movies instead of renting them. But don’t worry, our resident ex-Toys “R” Us employees are here to protect you with their toy swords and plastic shields.

If you’re lucky, you may even stumble upon the secret headquarters of the fallen Nokia empire, where players can craft indestructible phones that never run out of battery. And let’s not forget about the infamous AOL dial-up dungeon, where players must navigate through a maze of screeching modems to reach the treasure at the end.

So come join our wacky world of former corporate giants and see if you have what it takes to survive in a server where the only limit is your imagination (and the occasional copyright infringement lawsuit).

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ArgenCraft: SME Apocalypse

unemployment, financial assistance, economic recovery, small business owners, economic downfall

come join our epic minecraft server and escape the total devastation of argentina’s small and medium-sized businesses! we got pigs that can fly, cows that do the cha-cha, and chickens that lay diamond eggs! our server is so lit, even herobrine himself is scared to join! plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet llama that spits out unlimited emeralds! don’t miss out on the craziest minecraft adventure of your life! join now before the creepers take over and turn everything into a giant block of cheese!

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Kreuz SMP server Minecraft

Government, season 1, Minimalism, Adventure, brevity

Kreuz is perhaps the best server with vanilla mechanics you’ve ever encountered.

We are not chasing a bunch of unnecessary plugins. We are supporters of brevity and minimalism, and we believe that real imagination and talent are revealed only in Vanilla Minecraft.

Our server contains elements of RolePlay, such as courts, government and markets, but roleplaying RP remains your choice.

Why us?

Plugins. Only the most necessary plugins are installed on our server. Nothing extra

The buildings. The players of our server work hard on every project, so when walking around the server you won’t see boxes of dirt 🙂

Events. Our players regularly hold events to entertain themselves and others

In one word – Comfort.

Buy a pass with automatic delivery and start your adventure now!

You can play both with a license and with a pirated version.

Beginning of season No. 1: 03/08/2024

kreuzsmp.ru

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Invictus: Where the creepers are always on vacation in 1.7.10!

Modded, Dedicated, welcome, vacation, Uptime

Invictus Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Invictus ⛏️
Founded	2020
Discord Members	170+
Server Type	Public
Server IP	invictusmc.net

For more information, visit Discord Invite Link

Features:

Modded! GT: New Horizons
Dedicated Host (99.99% uptime)
Community Events
Server Lore Channel
And much more!

FAQ

Question	Answer
What is the server IP?	The server IP is invictusmc.net
When was the server founded?	The server was founded in 2020
Is the server modded?	Yes, the server is currently running GT: New Horizons modpack
How often does the world reset?	The world resets every 6 months or so and is updated to the latest version
Are new players welcome?	Yes, the server welcomes anyone and everyone

Blocky Booty

Vegapunk, joyboy, BOOTY, one piece, fuck you

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through the land of blocks!

Join us if you want to ride on a flying pig while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Or how about mining for diamonds in a cave filled with dancing creepers?

Our server is so crazy that even Vegapunk and Joyboy couldn’t handle the madness! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the wackiest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

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Crafty Creeper Massage Parlor: Where Minecraft meets relaxation and questionable inquiries!

funny business, Tug Shack, consent, Minecraft, Massage Parlors

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the awkwardness of Asian Massage Parlors and dive into a world of blocky adventures! Join us for a massage-free experience like no other, where you can mine, build, and craft to your heart’s content without any funny business.

Our server is the perfect place to relax and unwind, without the pressure of getting a happy ending. We guarantee that no one will try to jack you off while you’re playing, unless you count getting jacked up on excitement from all the fun activities we have to offer!

So come join us on our server, where the only thing getting touched is your creative side. Say goodbye to awkward encounters and hello to a world of endless possibilities. Trust us, you won’t find a more relaxing and hilarious Minecraft server out there!

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Alone in Alinea: Where your voice travels further than your pickaxe!

Overpowered, HARVESTER, anvil, smp, Binding

Alinea Minecraft Server Overview

Minecraft Version 1.20.6

Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)

Additional Features Custom enchantments, food skewers, proximity voice chat

Whitelist Available for added protection of builds

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the Alinea Minecraft server?

To join the Alinea server, you need to apply to the whitelist. Visit the Discord server at discord.alinea.gg and go to the #whitelist-application channel to start the application process.

What are the main features of the server?

Some of the main features of the Alinea Minecraft server include proximity voice chat, food skewers, extra records, unstable enchantments, and a whitelist for added protection.

Is PvP allowed on the server?

PvP is only allowed if all players involved consent to it. The server focuses on a cooperative atmosphere rather than competitive gameplay.

Are there specific rules for playing on the server?

While most things that do not actively ruin the experience for other players are permitted, there are general rules that players need to follow. You can find an updated summary of the rules on the Alinea website at alinea.gg/rules

What are unstable enchantments?

Unstable enchantments are a custom expansion to the vanilla enchantment system on the Alinea server. Players can combine max-level enchanted books to create unstable books of the next level, which require enchantment polish to use.

How can I access custom enchantments on the server?

Alinea offers many custom enchantments that can be used without installing any modifications. Players can find more information about these enchantments on the Alinea website at alinea.gg/enchantments

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CraftyTeenDaughter18

empowerment, internet safety, Communication, reaction, porn sites

Join our Minecraft server and escape the real world drama of your daughter’s questionable career choices! Build a virtual world where your daughter is a respected architect instead of a softcore model. Who needs therapy when you have blocky landscapes to explore and pixelated pigs to befriend? Let’s craft away the stress and forget about your daughter’s side hustle in the most absurdly entertaining way possible!

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Luca’s Creeper Kingdom: Where the only thing mining is your dignity!

Mining, luca, #sexpest, Accountability, RESPONSIBILITY

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise outrageous drama and betrayal just like Luca from nijiEN! Join us and witness the chaos as our players backstab each other in the most unexpected ways. Who needs enemies when you have friends like these?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Holobros, a group of players known for their wild antics and crazy shenanigans. From building giant potato statues to organizing epic PvP battles, you never know what they’ll come up with next.

So why join our server? Because where else can you find a community as insane and unpredictable as ours? Come for the Minecraft, stay for the drama – we guarantee you won’t be bored for a second!

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Minecraft Version	1.20.6
Server Type	SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
Additional Features	Custom enchantments, food skewers, proximity voice chat
Whitelist	Available for added protection of builds

Business Closures

Invictus Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ

Alinea Minecraft Server Overview

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

How do I join the Alinea Minecraft server?

What are the main features of the server?

Is PvP allowed on the server?

Are there specific rules for playing on the server?

What are unstable enchantments?

How can I access custom enchantments on the server?