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BlockBustMasturbate

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	4644
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	83	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	23	Enchanted Armories Found:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest place you’ll ever play in! We have a secret underground club where players can challenge each other to epic build battles while wearing nothing but diamond armor! And don’t even get me started on our exclusive “Weirdest Place You’ve Masturbated” competition – let’s just say things get pretty wild in the virtual world. So come join us for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing, crying, and questioning your life choices all at the same time!

PastaCraft Minecraft Server

breaking news, criminal investigation, Exploitation, farm labourers, forced labor, free, human trafficking, immigration, Indian, international news, Italian, italy, Justice, labor rights, migrant rights, Migrant workers, Minecraft, PastaCraft, Police, rescue operation, Server, Slavery, South Asia

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	5172
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

so, like, you ever wanted to be a hero like the italian police? well, on this server, you can be a hero too! we got 33 indian farm labourers waiting for you to free them from “slavery” and show them the way to a better life in minecraft! join now and be the savior they never knew they needed! plus, who knows what other crazy adventures you’ll find on this server! come join the fun, dude!

NinjaCraft: Let ‘Em Fail!

BANKRUPTCY, Business, Competition, cure, economic growth, Economy, Fail, Failure, innovation, Japan, lessons learned, Management, market, NinjaCraft, Recovery, Revival, stealth, strategy, success, Survival, zombie businesses

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2552
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dragons Tamed:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4812
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where we cure zombie businesses by letting them fail! it’s like a zombie apocalypse but with failing businesses instead of brain-hungry zombies. watch as we stealthily take down these undead companies and save japan from economic doom. join now for a wild ride full of epic battles and hilarious mishaps! you won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so come on and join the fun!

ObsessiveCraft – Neural OCD Biomarker

biomarker, brain activity, brain disorders, brain stimulation, dbs, Deep Brain Stimulation, global health, medical breakthrough, mental health, mental illness, Monitoring, neural, neural activity pattern, neural biomarker, neurology, neuroscience, obsessive-compulsive disorder, ObsessiveCraft, OCD, prediction, Psychiatry, research, Treatment

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	3807
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Emeralds Found:	660	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	3
Void Gems Collected:	33	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	47	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Villages Defended:	11

so, like, u know how sometimes u just gotta mine and craft and build stuff in minecraft, right? well, this server is like, the ultimate place to do all that and more! we got crazy builds, epic minigames, and a community that’s as wild as a pack of creepers on a rampage!

but wait, there’s more! we also have this super cool feature where we can predict if u have OCD just by how u play the game! it’s like, mind-blowing, dude. and if u do have OCD, we can monitor u and make sure u’re getting the best treatment possible. it’s like having your own personal therapist, but in minecraft!

so, if u wanna join a server that’s not only fun and exciting, but also has cutting-edge technology to help with mental health, then u gotta join us! trust me, it’s gonna be a blast!

Tomoso’s SMP: Where even the creepers think the drama’s too spicy!

building, Community, Creative, CREEPERS, Diamond Economy, Discord, dramas, Exploration, France, Land Claims, Minigames, multiplayer, original feel, Papermc, Plugins, PvP, quality of life, Redstone, Server, smp, spicy, Survival, Tomosos, Vanilla, vanilla minecraft

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8547
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Farms Harvested:	149	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Dimension Hops:	12	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

<a href="https://newminecraftservers.com/servers/mrs-freeze-cringe/">Minecraft Server</a> Overview

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Type	Vanilla with select plugins
Plugins	Few select plugins for quality of life
Economy	Diamond based economy
Land Claims	No land claims
Server Version	Papermc 1.20.6
Location	France
Discord	Join our Discord

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
Is the server modded?	No, we are a Vanilla server with a few select plugins.
What is the server economy based on?	We have a diamond-based economy.
Are there land claims on the server?	No, there are no land claims on our server.
What version of Minecraft does the server run on?	We run the server on Papermc 1.20.6.
Where is the server located?	Our server is located in France.

CraftySurvival Minecraft Server

15 minutes, CraftySurvival, food spoils, great design, Minecraft, Server, survival game, survival game challenge, survival game design, survival game features, survival game food spoils, survival game gameplay, survival game goals, survival game mechanics, survival game objectives, survival game resource management, survival game strategy, survival game survival skills, survival game time management, survival game tips, time wasting game, waste your time

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	932
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Mythical Quests Completed:	13	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Divine Spears Created:	27
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Players Killed by Monsters:	3401	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where your food never spoils and you never have to worry about survival? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server where food spoils in just 15 minutes, adding an extra level of challenge and excitement to your gameplay.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has the most ridiculous and outrageous design you’ve ever seen. From floating islands made entirely of diamond blocks to lava-filled mazes that will make you question your sanity, our server is guaranteed to waste your time in the most entertaining way possible.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on the most absurd and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared to laugh, cry, and maybe even rage quit a few times along the way.

BidenCraft: Where Even the Creepers Have Better Ideas! Minecraft Server

BIAS, Biden supporters, BidenCraft, Campaign, CONSERVATIVE, controversy, CREEPERS, criticism, debate, democratic party, discrimination, election, ideas, ignorance, intelligence, liberal, Minecraft, opinion, partisanship, Politics, president, retarded, Server, trump, Voting

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	6763	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Epic Battles Fought:	14	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Underground Cities Explored:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Are you tired of dealing with Biden supporters and their questionable decision-making skills? Well, fear not! Join our Minecraft server and escape to a world where the only questionable decisions you’ll make involve building a giant chicken out of diamond blocks. Our server is a safe haven for those seeking refuge from the chaos of the real world, where you can let your creativity run wild and build whatever your heart desires. Plus, rumor has it that our resident Ender Dragon is a hardcore Trump supporter, so you’ll never have to worry about any political drama ruining your gaming experience. So come on down and join us for a wild ride filled with blocky adventures and plenty of laughs!

SonHateCraft Minecraft Server

absent father, emotional connection, emotional detachment, emotional disconnect, father-son relationship, fatherhood challenges, fatherhood struggles, feeling like a bad parent, feeling obligated, joint custody, lack of bond, Minecraft, parental expectations, parental guilt, Parental Pressure, Server, SonHateCraft, struggling with emotions, struggling with love, therapy for parents, unplanned child

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4989
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Star Shards Collected:	130	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1

Are you tired of feeling emotionally detached from your child like this poor dad? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can build a bond with your virtual blocky child that will never fade!

Join our server and immerse yourself in a world where you can create memories with your Minecraft offspring, who will never ask if you love them because they already know you do (because you built them from scratch)!

No need to feel guilty about your lack of emotional connection in real life when you can have a fulfilling and loving relationship with your Minecraft child on our server. So come on, join us and experience the joy of parenting in the most pixelated and heartwarming way possible!

HangryCraft: NoFoodForYou

car rules, communication barriers, counseling, counseling advice, eating out, errands, family dynamics, fast food, HangryCraft, Household, Hunger, INDEPENDENCE, low risk, McDonalds, MONEY, NoFoodForYou, ordering food, parenting, rules, script practice, social anxiety, Wendys

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Players:	102/100	Votes:	8703
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Magic Items Found:	1276	Secret Passages Found:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that will push you out of your comfort zone? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride of challenges and crazy adventures.

Just like the OP’s daughter, you’ll have to face your fears and step out of your comfort zone. In our server, you’ll have to order your own virtual food at our in-game restaurants. No hand-holding here, you gotta do it on your own!

But don’t worry, we won’t let you starve for days (just a few in-game hours). Our counselors (aka moderators) are here to guide you through the process and help you conquer your social anxiety, one virtual burger at a time.

So come join us on this epic journey of personal growth and fast food ordering. Who knows, you might even make some new friends along the way (as long as you can talk to them in the chat)!

Zelenskiy’s Epic Minecraft Server

Conflict, Diplomacy, Drags On, Epic, FEARLESS, global affairs, international relations, leadership, Military, Minecraft, negotiations, New Trump Presidency, Not Afraid, peace talks, Politics, president, resilience, russia, Server, Ukraine, united states, War, Zelenskiy, Zelenskiys

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Players:	90/100	Votes:	7362
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Potions Brewed:	122
Epic Battles Fought:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Void Gems Collected:	31
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

so like, u kno how u always wanted to play minecraft with a president? well guess what, on our server u can play with zelenskiy himself! he’s like, not afraid of anything, not even a new trump presidency. he’s out here fighting wars and building houses at the same time. join our server for a wild time with zelenskiy and his epic minecraft skills. who needs politics when u have blocks to mine and creepers to fight? come join the fun!