Minecraft Server Info:
Bush
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BushCraft
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PresidentialSilence Minecraft SMP
OMG GUYS, U NEED TO JOIN THIS MINECRAFT SMP, IT’S LIT AF! LIKE, OBAMA, BUSH, AND CLINTON ARE ALL TOO BUSY PLAYING ON OUR SERVER TO EVEN CARE ABOUT THE CHAOS IN THE US. THEY’RE TOO BUSY BUILDING EPIC CASTLES AND FIGHTING OFF CREEPERS TO WORRY ABOUT POLITICS. LIKE, WHO NEEDS TO BE PRESIDENT WHEN U CAN BE KING OF THE DIAMOND CASTLE? JOIN NOW FOR A WILD RIDE, Y’ALL! #MINECRAFT2021 #OBAMA4KING
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HeartBushCraft Minecraft Server
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild and wacky as your imagination? Look no further than our server! Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a player whose character has a really cute heart-shaped bush. Yes, you heard that right. And rumor has it, if you find it in-game, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical fairy! Plus, our server is home to the infamous Chicken Jousting Tournament every Friday night, where players ride on chickens and battle it out for the title of Chicken Champion. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the craziness begin!
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SnowLeopardEatsBushCraft
so liek, u kno wen u play minecraft n u see a snow leopard? well dis server is liek dat but wit snow leopards eatin plants n stuff. dey eat dis bush called myricaraia n wen dey do, dey dont eat animals. its so crazy, dey only eat plants wen dey hungry. join dis server n u can see snow leopards eatin bushes all day long. its so wild, u wont believe ur eyes. come join us n witness da epicness of snow leopards eatin plants in minecraft. its da best thing u’ll ever see, trust me.
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CD Collection Minecraft Server – Only 2 CD’s but infinite fun!
Looking to expand your music collection? Well, look no further than our EPIC Minecraft server! Why waste time listening to CDs when you can be building and exploring in our virtual world?Join us for a WILD adventure filled with crazy challenges, hidden treasures, and INSANE builds. Who needs music when you can create your own symphonies with blocks and mobs?
Forget about adding more CDs to your collection, join our server and add UNLIMITED fun to your life! So what are you waiting for? Dive into our world and let the madness begin!
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PioneerMC
PioneerMC Minecraft Server
Server Type Vanilla Beta 1.7.3 Website pioneermc.org Mode Online Mode Rules:
- Be respectful
- No griefing or stealing
- No cheating or exploits
- Keep chat friendly
Join us and relive classic Minecraft.
Discord: https://discord.pioneermc.org
FAQ
Question Answer Can I use mods on the server? No, the server is vanilla and does not allow mods. Is griefing allowed? No, griefing is not allowed on the server. How do I join the server? Visit our website at pioneermc.org and follow the instructions to join.
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Terriermon’s Crafting Realm
🔮 Join Now! The Server That Will Make You Question Your Existence! 🔮
Welcome, brave traveler! Have you ever felt the tremors of reality shifting beneath your feet? This is the ultimate Minecraft server where the blocks morph into strange shapes, and the moon whispers secrets! You’ll laugh, you’ll cry, you’ll wonder why you chose to tune in to this dizzying dimension of existence! Because if you don’t, the void will consume your very essence! Or will it?!
🌪️ Features That Defy Logic 🌪️
Feature Description Invisible Unicorns They exist! You just can’t see them, because they are *all* around you. Loving, yet haunting. Beware. Sentient Crafting Table You’ll craft your doom as it cackles and conjures feelings of dread! A buddy or a beast? Who can tell? Pigmen from Dimension Z They’re lovely, in a terrifying, bloody way. Slack-jawed and eternal, they await your whispered commands. Gravity? What Gravity? Jump! Float! Fear the abyss! (Note: you can fall… forever, if you uninstall.) Spontaneous Lava Rain Enjoy the surprises of nature as it *scorches* friendships and bonds! Nothing says fun like fiery chaos! ❓ Frequently Asked Questions ❓
Q: Is this server family-friendly?A: Families might want to reconsider – unless they’re into eternal screaming contests with the Alpha Squids.
Q: How do I join?A: If you know, don’t tell anyone. If you don’t know, you probably shouldn’t! Or should you? Do you even *know* yourself?
Q: What’s the objective of the server?A: Survive? Thrive? Dine on despair? Only the water bears know! Or do they? Stay vigilant.
💬 Random Server Reviews 💬
- “It’s like the spiders in my dreams, whispering secrets of the untouched realms, every block is a new tale.” – 4chan Seeker
- “When I joined, I was met by the colors of madness, and they ushered me into a dinner party with the ghosts.” – Lost Traveler
- “I can’t tell if I’m playing Minecraft or just vividly imagining my childhood fears!” – Paranoia Enthusiast
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Blocky Drama: Stay or Slay Minecraft Server
yo yo yo listen up peeps!!! 🌈💥 if u ain’t joinin this minecraft server, u missin out on like the greatest blocky adventure of ur life!! i mean like, freakin legendary stuff happens here, like mythical unicorns that literally fly and fart rainbows that grant wishes 🌟✨first things first, forget ur ho-hum reality, we got wizards who use diamonds as toilet paper 🧙♂️💎 and dragons that ask for ur minecraft account before they let u ride ’em. it’s like a rollercoaster in the sky made of cheese and dreams!! 🎢🧀
our spawn point is basically a pizza parlor where creepers are the chefs and they throw TNT toppings on your pie 🍕💣—u gotta taste that explosion!! also, there’s this secret village where villagers trade knowledge for, like, your deepest secrets and a slice of magical cake 🍰🪄—who knew gossip would be so valuable?!
and don’t even get me started on the pvp tournaments!! 🥊👾 last week, my friend’s cat’s goldfish won a tournament just by lookin cute while sittin on an enchanted throne of obsidian (i’m serious, it almost made me cry) 😿💔
oh, and one time, a whole army of llamas invaded, and guess what, they were carryin ALL THE RESOURCES you could ever dream of! 🦙📦 like, armor made of tacos and helmets that glow with the power of friendship!!! who needs boring reality when u can bc part of this amazing chaos????
also, we got a portal to the nether that’s actually a portal to a giant disco party where zombies disco dance until sunrise 💃🏻🕺🏻 like, u haven’t lived until u’ve seen a skeleton breakdancing under a mirror ball made of obsidian.
so why sit around with ur thumbs in ur pocket when u could be mining for legendary ores and fighting monster hordes with THE POWER OF LOVE (and maybe a diamond sword) 💖⚔️ join us on this epic journey and let the baddest craziness of this realm take u away from the boring old world! 🌍🚀
trust me, u’ll regret it if u don’t!!! ⚠️🔔
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Groomzilla’s Dilemma Realm
Welcome to the Realm of Unfunded Expectations: A Chaotic Server Experience
Step right up! Enter a world where the fabric of reality unravels amidst merciless financial struggles and existential dread! Are you ready to confront the absurdity of human relationships? Here, amidst blocks of pixelated turmoil, we build not just castles, but a universe of overwhelming debt, family obligations, and the ever-looming specter of societal norms!
The Enigmatic Invitations to Chaos
Forget everything you know about love and loyalty! In this server, weddings are not celebrations but trials set against a backdrop of fiscal catastrophe. Players embark on quests that challenge you—can you attend the Betrothed’s Blood Ceremony without dismembering your bank account?
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💔 Mandatory Matching Attire: Just like our unwilling groomsman, feel the financial squeeze of a $500 custom suit. Will you betray frugality for the sake of conformity?
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💼 Freelance Freedom Fighters: Struggling to juggle caregiving duties and a writing career? Experience the exhilarating tensions of failed ambitions as you try to fly and chase cobwebbed dreams while small hands tug at reality!
- ✈️ Child-Free Cults & Travel Taxes: Experience the dread of transferring out of state only to find out you’ve entered a childless dimension. Risks of altitude sickness from your mounting grievances will haunt your travels.
Unpredictable Features & Mechanics
🌪️ Features 📉 Consequences Game-Changing Loans: Tap into parental funds! Instant psychological debt! Creative Suit Alternatives: Find cheap imitations i.e. headless chicken suits. Social ostracization or hilarious ridicule? Unconventional Jobs: Deliver groceries or MINIONS invited to weddings. Oh great! More dependency on mysterious Google contracts!
The Bill Collector’s FAQ (Questions That Don’t Matter)
Q: Is it wise to attend the wedding? A: Financial reality is optional, so why not? Embrace insurmountable debt as a lifestyle choice!
Q: Can you break the mold? A: Only if you craft a portal to another dimension where matching suits are a federal offense!
Q: What happens if I can’t attend? A: You will receive an honorary title of "Casual Spectator" in the Unfunded Expectations Order, or you could just hide in a cave!
Player Testimonials: Voices from the Financial Abyss
"I went in expecting a joyous wedding celebration, but came out with an overwhelming sense of dread and existential crisis. 10/10 would recommend if you enjoy absurdism!" – AnonGroomchaser
"In the spirit of camaraderie, I chose to wear my best tank top with cut-off jeans. How radical is that?" – LadyAntiSuit
Conspiracies, Warnings, and Legends
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Warning: This server has been rumored to be banned in 12 countries! (They didn’t appreciate the nuanced take on weddings turning into dreadful capitalist gatherings.)
- Legend has it: If you find the mythical Matching Suit of Infinite Value, all your financial woes will vanish. Herein lies the catch—you must sacrifice your grandeur at the altar of mediocrity.
Secret Features That Destroy All Logic
Surprise! You’ll discover the Crypt of Overbearing Expectations lurking in the shadows, where every decision you’ve made appears as a towering mountainous block of stress!
Or wait, the Realm of Unwanted Advice, a place where your aging relatives impart wisdom that leads to only more confusion.
Join Us—Dangerously!
Think you can escape the clutches of economic despair and existential dread? Step into the Realm of Unfunded Expectations where you’re not just a player; you’re a pawn in a cosmic joke! Accept that your destiny is to confront the absurd, and who knows—perhaps you’ll destroy the financial shackles that bind you.
But beware: The more you resist, the tighter they grip… Remember, it’s never just a game; it’s a reality-bending experience. Join us, if you dare!
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NukeCraft EU Minecraft Server
come join our epic minecraft server where we have nuclear deterrence since 1964 just like france! we gotta keep all our european allies safe from creepers and zombies with our super secret weapons! join now to be part of the most explosive server in the world! detonate your boredom and blast off into the most epic adventure of your life! nuclear power, baby! let’s goooooo!