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BusAssassinAcaResort

acapulco, Assassinated, bus, BusAssassinAcaResort, Corruption, crime, election, Government, Mayor-elect, mexico, murder, News, organized crime, Political, Public Safety, resort city, security concerns, targeted killing, Tragedy, violence, violence against politicians

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Players:	100/1000	Votes:	1625
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	14	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor-elect is always getting pulled off buses and assassinated near the resort city of acapulco! it’s a wild ride full of mystery and danger, just like a telenovela but with creepers and zombies instead of dramatic love triangles. who knows what other crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on this server, maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret underground bunker full of diamond armor or discover a hidden village of talking pigs. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for the adventure of a lifetime, because on this server, anything can happen!

CreeperDateDisaster

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, CreeperDateDisaster, cringe, DATING, dating disasters, dating fails, dating mishaps, dating stories, EMBARRASSING, embarrassing moments, first date, funny, funny stories, humor, relationship, social interactions, uncomfortable moments

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	1473
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Animals Bred:	36	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	7

Are you tired of awkward first dates in real life? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to find love! Join us and experience the thrill of dating in a virtual world where creepers are the only thing you have to worry about blowing up your chances at romance. Who needs flowers and chocolates when you can woo your crush with a pixelated diamond sword? So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Who knows, you might just find your player two!

DefectedNK-MCServer

Asylum, current events, DefectedNKMCServer, Defection, defection to South Korea, Diplomacy, diplomatic relations, Escape, government official, high-ranking official, international relations, Kim Jong-un, Korean Peninsula, News, North Korea, north korean defector, North Korean regime, political asylum, Politics, south korea, South Korean government

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	6804
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	13	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Ores Mined:	2622
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Love Letters Sent:	6

lol u wont believe what happened on our server, a senior north korean diplomat defected to the south and joined our gang of block builders. he was tired of all the serious politics and just wanted to chill and mine some diamonds. now he’s the mayor of our virtual city and he’s throwing parties every night. join us for the craziest political drama you’ll ever see in minecraft. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot and a pet zombie named bob. come join the fun and see what all the hype is about!

SovietStocksRunningLow

ARMS, arms race, arms stockpiles, arms supply, Arsenal, cold war, Defense, defense industry, Military, military arsenal, military equipment, military resources, military stockpiles, military technology, russia, soviet union, Soviet weapons, Soviet-era weaponry, SovietStocksRunningLow, stockpiles, weapons

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7808
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1772
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Zombie Dances:	0
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4

come join our server for a wild ride through the land of Minecraft, where you can find weapons from the Soviet era that are running out faster than a toddler on a sugar rush! we’ve got tanks, guns, and even nuclear missiles for you to play with, because who needs diamonds when you can have a nuclear explosion in your backyard?

our spawn point is a replica of the Kremlin, complete with a vodka bar and dancing bears. you can even ride a bear into battle, because why walk when you can ride a bear?

we have a secret underground base where you can find rare items like Stalin’s mustache comb and Lenin’s favorite pair of socks. who knows what other treasures are hidden in the depths of our server?

join us now and experience the thrill of playing Minecraft like never before. just remember, in Soviet Russia, Minecraft plays you!

DoggyDanceParty

#earworm, 90s music, baha men, bahamas, catchy tune, Conspiracy, Dance, DoggyDanceParty, Dogs, gain, let the dogs out, most likely, Music, Mystery, Nostalgia, one hit wonder, party anthem, pop culture, Repetition, speculation, Viral song

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	5606
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Dimension Hops:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Towns Built:	4	Villages Defended:	5

YO YO YO, WANNA JOIN A MINECRAFT SERVER WHERE THE BAHAMEN LET THE DOGS OUT? YEAH, THAT’S RIGHT, THE DOGS ARE RUNNING WILD AND CAUSING CHAOS EVERYWHERE! BUT DON’T WORRY, THEY’RE ACTUALLY SUPER FRIENDLY AND WILL HELP YOU MINE FOR DIAMONDS AND FIGHT OFF CREEPERS.

ALSO, DID YOU KNOW THAT THE BAHAMEN ARE ACTUALLY SECRETLY MINECRAFT EXPERTS? YEAH, THEY’VE BEEN PLAYING SINCE ALPHA AND HAVE BUILT THE MOST EPIC CASTLES AND REDSTONE CONTRAPTIONS YOU’VE EVER SEEN. PLUS, THEY’VE GOT A SECRET UNDERGROUND BASE FILLED WITH TREASURE THAT THEY’LL LET YOU RAID IF YOU JOIN THE SERVER.

SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN THE MADNESS! WHO LET THE DOGS OUT? THE BAHAMEN DID, AND THEY’RE READY TO TAKE YOU ON AN ADVENTURE LIKE NO OTHER. SEE YOU IN THE GAME, DUDE!

Einstein’s Super-Loop Minecraft

albert einstein, Einsteins, empirical results, false negative, false-positive, John Bell, Minecraft, nonlocal hidden variables, super-deterministic loophole, SuperLoop

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	2786
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Soul Swords Wielded:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Ores Mined:	6302
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	46
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

come join our epic minecraft server where we have uncovered the secrets of albert einstein’s nonlocal hidden variables!!! forget about john bell’s super-deterministic loophole, we have closed that shizzz down!!! join us and discover the power of these hidden variables, and how they can lead to false positives and negatives in your minecraft adventures!!! who needs conventional science when you have our crazy server to explore?!?! join now for a mind-bending experience like no other!!!

Newcoming [Roleplay SMP]

Application Process, Brewery, Claims, Community, Crafting, Custom Items, Custom Map, Dungeons, Events, FANTASY, Grief Protection, Lore, Medieval, player-driven, Quests, Roleplay, smp, storytelling, Survival, Uptime, Whitelist, Worldbuilding

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1991
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	44
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Enchantments Applied:	160	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12

Newcoming is an RP-heavy whitelist SMP set in a medieval fantasy setting where you get to write your own story and enjoy stories created by others! Explore a vast and diverse continent where the borders between worlds have grown thinner. Are you a local traveller? A guest from another world? Would you rather settle in a kingdom or roam about, not tied down by anything? Learn from both the lands and the people and watch your story unfold.

CUSTOM MAPOur map is 100% custom-built; 25k by 25k blocks total. The mainland continent covers about 19k by 14k blocks, but there are other islands out in the ocean to explore.There are a number of dungeons and other lore/quest locations with more to be added as the server goes on. Some may even be created by players themselves!

CUSTOM ITEMSWith a plethora of custom crafting and brewery recipes, our players will never run out of things to discover.

PLAYER-DRIVEN WORLDBUILDINGPlayers can create their own cities, nations and organizations, and even write the lore of our world! While there are some milestones one needs to reach to claim bigger titles (say, empire), anyone can leave a mark on this world.

CLAIMSYour builds are safe from griefing. Destruction of player-made structures can only happen if appropriate and justified in the story, if approved by the mod team. Accumulate claims blocks through playtime and protect your passion projects!

24/7 UPTIMEYou get to play no matter the timezone! While player-organized events might run at odd times if you don’t live in EU or NA, you still get to enjoy RP and worldbuilding at your own pace.

WHITELISTWe prioritize building a close-knit, friendly community of competent players over quick growth. In order to gain access to the server, you’ll have to pass our application process. Apply in our discord: discord.gg/gPX7H8U8

newcoming.net

BlockBuddies Minecraft Server

80972708, BlockBuddies, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7297
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	12
Haunted Chests Opened:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, creepers dance the Macarena, and zombies have a secret love for disco music. Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is a regular player!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who are secretly plotting to take over the world with their potato-powered machines. Will you join them or stop their starchy revolution? The choice is yours!

So come on down to our server and experience the craziest, zaniest, most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

CraftyDigits Minecraft Server

80972708, CraftyDigits, long tail tags, Minecraft, Numbers, previous, Server

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Players:	106/700	Votes:	6213
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	27	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Mines Excavated:	3511	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Magic Items Found:	8480
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, most absurd historians. is. this

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The next step is to download the installer for the software that you want to install. You can do this by navigating to the website of the software developer and finding the download link for the installer. Once you have downloaded the installer, you can run it by double-clicking on the downloaded file.

Follow the on-screen instructions to complete the installation process. This will typically involve agreeing to the terms and conditions of the software license agreement, choosing the installation location, and selecting any additional options that you want to include in the installation.

Once the installation is complete, you can launch the software by double-clicking on the desktop icon or by navigating to the program files and clicking on the executable file.

If you encounter any issues during the installation process, you can consult the software developer’s website for troubleshooting tips and support.

VacayDenier Minecraft Server

acquaintances, Birthday, Conflict, disagreement, Expenses, family, Financial goals, Financial Security, Friends, Frustration, loan, Minecraft, MONEY, personal objectives, Repayment, SAVING, Server, sister, special occasion, Support, unreasonable, vacation, VacayDenier

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	5057
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Gods Slained:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	8897	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1

Are you tired of being guilt-tripped into lending money to your freeloading sister for her extravagant vacations? Well, look no further! Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build your own virtual vacation paradise without worrying about your sister mooching off of you. Plus, you won’t have to deal with any entitled family members telling you how to spend your hard-earned diamonds.

So come on over and join us for a stress-free gaming experience where the only loans you’ll be dealing with are from the Minecraft villagers. Sorry, Laura, but you’re on your own this time!

ChunkyRiderz

aita, Animals, Asshole, Beach, ChunkyRiderz, deleted post, detail, fat people, fat shaming, Friends, horse riding, hurt feelings, obese, Offense, overweight, torture, vacation, vacation with friends

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	7178
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Crops Grown:	6078
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Magic Items Found:	6549
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Are you tired of being fat-shamed by your friends for not wanting to ride a horse because of your weight? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we embrace all shapes and sizes! Whether you’re a slim jim or a chunky monkey, everyone is welcome to join our virtual world where horses are ridden by flying pigs and no one gets judged for their size.

Join us on this server where fat-shaming is a thing of the past and where you can ride your virtual horse with pride, no matter what your weight may be. And hey, who knows, maybe you’ll even find some flying pigs to ride on too! So come on down and leave the fat-shaming drama behind, because on our server, we’re all about having a good time and embracing our inner Minecraft selves.