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| Players: | 101/200 | Votes: | 6558 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 4 | Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 |
| Crops Grown: | 4883 | Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 1 |
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 5 |
| Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 | Star Shards Collected: | 291 |
| Emeralds Found: | 4034 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Invisible Walls Found: | 3 |
so, like, this server is like the ULEZ for Minecraft players, except instead of reducing emissions, we’re reducing lazy players who just sit in their cars all day. like, four out of ten kids in Central London ditched their cars for bikes and stuff, well, on this server, four out of ten players will ditch their boring old servers for ours.
join us and be part of the movement to get off your lazy butt and start exploring the virtual world on foot, or on a pig, or whatever. we promise you’ll have so much fun, you won’t even miss your car. plus, we have unicorns. yeah, that’s right, unicorns. so, like, why wouldn’t you want to join? come on, hop on the unicorn train and let’s ride into the sunset together. 🦄🚗
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