WE HAVE MORE FUN THAN A MONKEY ON A UNICYCLE! OUR COMMUNITY IS AS WILD AS A BUNCH OF LLAMAS HAVING A DANCE PARTY!
ON OUR SERVER, YOU CAN BUILD WHATEVER YOUR HEART DESIRES, WHETHER IT’S A CASTLE MADE OF CHEESE OR A GIANT TOILET!
PLUS, WE HAVE EVENTS THAT ARE MORE EXCITING THAN A PENGUIN RIDING A ROCKET SHIP!
SO COME ON DOWN AND JOIN US! YOU WON’T REGRET IT, UNLESS YOU’RE A GRUMPY OLD CACTUS!
One time, a player built a giant statue of a llama that came to life and started spittin’ on everyone. It was hilarious, until it started eatin’ all the grass and we had to call in the sheep police to stop it.
And don’t even get me started on the treasure hunts we have goin’ on. Rumor has it there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server, guarded by a pack of evil villagers with really bad breath. But hey, diamonds are worth it, am I right?
So come on down to our server, where the only thing crashin’ is the party! Let’s build, explore, and maybe even find some llama spit diamonds along the way. See ya there, buddy!
Tyler and Snowi are a dynamic duo who share a passion for adventure and creating content that inspires others to explore the world around them. With a love for the great outdoors and a knack for storytelling, they document their travels and experiences through captivating photography and videos. Together, they showcase their unique perspective on life and encourage others to step outside their comfort zones and embrace new adventures.
play.phasevanilla.ru
| Server Type | Vanilla Fabric |
|---|---|
| Availability | 24/7 uptime |
| Playstyle | Chill, building-focused SMP |
| Mods/Plugins | Minimal mods for performance, staying true to the vanilla experience |
| What We’re Looking For | Advanced builders who enjoy building, large-scale projects |
Feel free to message us on discord (our discord username: St3ntor) and send some of your builds. We reply immediately and you have a high chance to be accepted!
A: Message us on discord with your builds to be considered for acceptance.
A: We prefer to keep the server vanilla with minimal mods for performance reasons.
A: No, we have strict rules against griefing and all players are expected to follow them.
A: Depending on the severity of the violation, you may be warned, temporarily banned, or permanently banned from the server.
This Minecraft server is like a rainbow unicorn farting out diamonds and rainbows!
Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and epic builds!
We have so many cool plugins and mods that will blow your mind!
Plus, our community is full of awesome players who will make you laugh until you pee your pants!
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s get this party started!
| About the Server: | |
|---|---|
| Server Type | Vanilla Fabric |
| Availability | 24/7 uptime |
| Playstyle | Chill, building-focused SMP |
| Mods/Plugins | Minimal mods for performance, staying true to the vanilla experience |
| What We’re Looking For | Advanced builders who enjoy building, large-scale projects |
You can message us on Discord with your builds to be considered for the server. Our Discord username is St3ntor.
The server will open when we find enough players to start the SMP.
The server is a vanilla SMP with a focus on building and large-scale projects. It is a chill and relaxed environment for advanced builders.
Yes, we have rules in place to ensure a positive and enjoyable experience for all players. These rules will be shared with you when you join the server.
And let me tell you, the landscape is like something out of a fever dream. Giant mushrooms, floating islands, and lava waterfalls everywhere you look. It’s like playing Minecraft on acid, but in a good way.
Plus, the community here is lit AF. We’ve got players from all over the world, each one crazier than the last. You never know what kind of wacky adventures you’ll get into when you log on.
So come join us, bro. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Unless you’re a cuck, in which case, maybe stay away. But if you’re cool with watching your oshi flirt with male vtubers, then you’ll fit right in. Let’s get weird together, my dude.
Reasons to join our server: 1. No unexpected phone calls during intimate moments – unless it’s a creeper trying to blow up your house. 2. Build your own bar and invite your teammates for a virtual drink – no need to worry about leaving your spouse hanging. 3. Get into arguments with other players over who has the best pixel art – but remember, it’s all in good fun! 4. Explore new worlds and discover hidden treasures – just like finding out why your husband really went to the bar without you.
So come join us and leave the real world drama behind – because in our Minecraft server, the only thing you’ll be mad about is running out of diamonds!
anyways, if u wanna escape all that drama, come join our minecraft server! we got pigs that can fly and cows that dance. plus, our diamond mines are like, never-ending. it’s like a dream come true, but in block form. so come on over and let’s build some crazy stuff together. who needs politics when u can have minecraft? amirite?!
our server is so lit that even players with depressive symptoms have a 54% increased chance of becoming the richest player on the server! it’s like magic, but better because it’s minecraft!
we have epic battles with giant spiders and creepers that explode into rainbows and unicorns! you’ll never be bored on our server, especially when you discover the hidden treasure chests filled with enchanted armor and weapons that shoot fireballs!
so what are you waiting for? come join our minecraft server and become the ultimate diamond miner and warrior of the land! trust us, you won’t regret it!