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LeftyCraft Minecraft Server

election results, Emmanuel Macron, far-right defeat, french democracy, French elections, French politics, French society, French voters, government formation, hung parliament, left-wing victory, LeftyCraft, legislative gridlock, Marine Le Pen, Minecraft, National Rally, political analysis, political implications, political landscape, political parties, political shift, political win, Server

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	7191
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Emeralds Found:	5854
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9

come join our minecraft server for a wild time like no other! we got french voters delivering wins left and right, blowing up le pen’s chances like a creeper in a minefield! our server is so lit, it’s like a hung parliament but with more explosions and less boring politics. join us for the chaos and stay for the laughs, you won’t regret it!

CraftyCollapse

AIRPLANES, breakdown, collapse, Communication, communication breakdown, Connection, CraftyCollapse, Disaster, emergency, family, Friends, global impact, infrastructure collapse, ISOLATION, PHONES, Ships, societal collapse, society, Survival, Technology, world infrastructure

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Players:	104/1000	Votes:	3508
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Mines Excavated:	3883
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Divine Spears Created:	21	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Zombie Dances:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	91	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Magic Crystals Found:	16

Yo, imagine a world where all the phones, planes, and ships just disappear, leaving us stranded without our peeps. But fear not, cuz on this cray cray Minecraft server, you can reunite with your fam and friends in a virtual world where anything is possible! Build a phone out of blocks, fly a plane made of diamonds, sail a ship made of cake – the possibilities are endless! Join now and never lose touch with your loved ones again, even if the real world goes to shambles. Let’s get blocky with it!

PulseCraft: High-Power RF Fun!

Ablation Therapy, Cardiology, Cardiovascular Medicine, Electrophysiology, feasibility, Fun, high power, HighPower, Interventional Cardiology, Medical research, Original Research, outcome, Pulmonary Vein Ablation, Pulmonary Vein Isolation, pulsecraft, Radiofrequency Ablation, research study, Safety, Short Duration, Treatment Outcome, University of Leicester, University Study

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5037
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Potions Brewed:	64	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7

lol, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server cuz we got da most lit builds u eva seen. like, we got a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs and a roller coaster that goes through a volcano. but wait, there’s more! we also have a secret underground lair filled with treasure and a maze that will make u lose ur mind.

if dat ain’t enough to convince u, how about dis crazy story: one time, a player found a magic wand that could turn anything into cake. they went around turning all the mobs into cake and having a giant cake party. it was so wild, even the creepers were dancing!

so come join us on dis server and experience the most insane adventures of ur life. who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans u’ll get into next!

SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY! Minecraft server

Adventure, building, Community, Creative, Exploration, female, Friendly, Fun, games, Gaming, Girls, girls only, Minecraft, multiplayer, ONLINE, PvE, Roleplay, Server, Survival, survival mode

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	6923
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dimension Hops:	14	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Potions Brewed:	86	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

The owner of the server “SURVIVAL FOR GIRLS ONLY” has not added a description yet. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

xtsw.vanillaboxmc.ru

Welcome to Murk World, where the mobs are scarier than your ex! Join us for chaos, quests, and PvP madness. Auzzie accents optional.

Accents, Australian, auzzie, Bragging rights, call of duty, Chaos, Combat, custom classes, Eco Pets, Join, Ladder board, leaderboard, madness, mobs, MONEY, Murk, Nuketown, Optional, powerful allies, preset items, PvP, Questlines, Quests, Resource Gathering, Rewards, RPG, scarier, Skills, smp, Train Pets, Unique abilities, world, zombie map

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Players:	91/1000	Votes:	595
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Votes:	3251	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Server Overview

SERVER IP	murkpvp.sparked.network

Features:

MCMMO
Mob Arena
Quests
Eco Pets

Join our server for a unique MMO experience with RPG-like elements!

FAQ

Question	Answer
Can I level up skills in the server?	Yes, we have MCMMO plugin for skill leveling.
Is there a PvP arena?	Yes, we have Mob Arena where you can team up or go solo to survive rounds.
How many quests are available?	We have over 200 quests with rewards and questlines.
Can I have pets in the server?	Yes, you can adopt and train Eco Pets with unique abilities.
Will there be map resets?	No, there will be no map resets on our server.

EUcraft – Minecraft server

brexit, citizenship, culture, Economy, EU, EUcraft, Europe, European, European Commission, European Council, European Court of Justice, european identity, european integration, european parliament, european union, eurozone, History, Identity, member states, Minecraft, Politics, Schengen Area, Server

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3795
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Mines Excavated:	3407
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most European server out there! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– We have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie to the latest hits. Creepers doing the Macarena? Skeletons breakdancing? You betcha!

– Our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent European squirrels who have mastered the art of pixelated acorn farming. They will guide you on epic quests to find the rarest acorns in all the land.

– Ever wanted to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, you can! Our custom mounts include everything from unicorns to giant chickens to… you guessed it, flying pigs!

So what are you waiting for? Join our European wonderland of a server today and experience Minecraft like never before!

MiddleEastCraft – The MENA Minecraft Server

MENA, MiddleEastCraft, Minecraft, Server, اسرائيل, الجزائر, الشرق الأوسط, المغرب, انبعص, بوستات, خخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخخ, سعابيله, شأشأ, شمال إفريقيا, كيبورد, وعي ذاتي, ينبعص

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3109
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Alien Abductions:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	172
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Star Shards Collected:	179	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12

Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh so hard you’ll fall out of your minecart? Well, look no further than our server! We’ve got players who sleep on their keyboards, run around trying to sew a thread (because why not?), and get their fingers stuck to the keys while typing out website URLs. And that’s just the beginning!

Join us and you might witness someone getting banned for not liking a post, or getting banned for liking a post too much! We even have a player who reports anyone who asks them why they’re acting so crazy – talk about dedication!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so wild that if someone dares to leave their house, they’ll learn how to interact normally with other players in no time. It’s like a crash course in social skills, but with creepers and zombies!

So, if you’re ready for a server where the only rule is to embrace the chaos and never take yourself too seriously, then come join us! Just be prepared to laugh until your diamond armor falls off!

CozyCraftsman

acceptance, Bonding, closeness, comfortable, Communication, Companionship, compatibility, Connection, CozyCraftsman, Ease, Emotional Safety, friendship, Intimacy, love, person, relationships, SECURITY, Support, Trust, Understanding, Vulnerability

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	9800
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Are you tired of playing Minecraft alone and feeling lonely? Well, fear not, because on our server, you’ll never be alone again! We have a team of friendly llamas who will keep you company and tell you hilarious jokes all day long. Plus, our resident parrot will serenade you with its beautiful singing voice while you mine for diamonds.

But that’s not all! We have a secret underground base where you can hang out with a group of talking dolphins who will teach you how to build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds and emeralds.

So why waste your time playing on boring servers when you could be joining us for the adventure of a lifetime? Come join us today and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

SamsungCraft Minecraft Server

assembly lines, collective bargaining, electronics, employee rights, factory workers, industrial action, labor rights, labor strike, labor union, Manufacturing, Minecraft, pay dispute, protest, samsung, SamsungCraft, Server, south korea, strike, vacation time, wage dispute, work conditions, worker solidarity, workers

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4956
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Towns Built:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

so, like, imagine this, right? a minecraft server where the workers are all samsung workers who just walked off the assembly lines because they were like, “nah, we need more pay and vacation time, bro.” now they’re all chilling in this server, building epic creations and fighting off creepers with their mad assembly line skills. join us for the ultimate samsung worker rebellion experience, where you can mine, craft, and protest for better working conditions all at the same time. plus, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamonds and cake. why wouldn’t you want to join this epic server? come on, bro, let’s do this!

OkiWOWCraft: No Assaults, Just Builds!

Accountability, alleged sex assaults, Apology, assaults, Builds, diplomatic apology, diplomatic relations, foreign relations, international incident, investigation, Japan, Justice, military personnel, military presence, misconduct, okinawa, OkiWOWCraft, regret, security measures, sexual assault, U.S. ambassador, U.S. Military, Victims

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	8433
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Meteorites Collected:	0	Endless Night Skies:	5
Buildings Constructed:	48	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Divine Spears Created:	20	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0

hey u, yea u! wanna join our epic minecraft server? well u should cuz we got crazier shenanigans than the u.s. ambassador to japan expressing regret over alleged sex assaults by military personnel in okinawa! yea, u heard me right!

we got villagers riding pigs like they’re in a rodeo, creepers doing the macarena, and skeletons breakdancing like it’s the 80s all over again! plus, our diamond mines are so rich, you’ll be swimming in bling bling like a rapper in a music video!

and if that’s not enough to convince u, we’ve got a secret dungeon where herobrine himself hangs out and plays poker with endermen! yea, herobrine is real on our server and he’s a total bro, always down for a good time and a prank or two!

so what are u waiting for? join our minecraft server now and experience the wildest adventures this side of the blocky universe! trust me, it’s gonna be more lit than a lava pit party!