burritos Minecraft Servers | New Minecraft Servers 2025

ThirstyCraft

Accountability, Arizona drinks, burritos, Communication, Conflict Resolution, consideration, drinks, ENTITLEMENT, family, family dynamics, misunderstanding, public assistance, selfish, sharing, SNAP card, Soda, Store, supermarket, Tacos, ThirstyCraft, Water Bottle

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	105/500	Votes:	4863
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	20	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Endless Night Skies:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19

Are you tired of your Minecraft server mates stealing your precious resources without asking? Join our server where we guarantee that no one will drink your water or soda without permission!

We have a strict policy against beverage theft and encourage open communication for all your drink needs. Plus, our community is always ready to provide free burritos and tacos for all your gaming fuel needs.

Don’t let selfish family members ruin your gaming experience – join our server today and game in peace without any drama over drinks! Remember, on our server, everyone gets their fair share of Arizona drinks and no one will be called out for being selfish. Join now and game on without any beverage-related conflicts!

SnacklessCraftEDrama

aita, anorexia, apples, baby carrots, Bananas, breakfast sandwiches, burritos, Cheese, CHIPS, corn kernels, cucumbers, ED, GRAPES, Healthy Eating, Heart Disease, home cooking, Hot Pockets, Hummus, mandarins, PCOS, Peaches, Popcorn, samosas, sandwich fillings, sauces, SnacklessCraftEDrama, SNACKS, Strawberries, Sugar, taco bowls, type 2 diabetes, veggies, yogurt

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/300	Votes:	8613
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	72	Ether Blades Crafted:	15
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Wilderness Tamed:	17

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise to trigger your hunger for adventure and fun! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy builds and epic battles.

Just like the OP’s niece, you’ll find yourself struggling to resist the temptation of our snack drawer filled with virtual cheese, mandarins, and even homemade burritos. But don’t worry, we won’t judge you for indulging in our endless supply of digital treats.

Forget about boring old packaged snacks, on our server, you’ll only find the freshest fruits, veggies, and even hot pockets ready to be microwaved to perfection. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, dive into our pantry full of plain salt chips and corn kernels for stovetop popcorn like you’ve never experienced before.

So why wait? Join us now and prove to your family that you’re not the AH for enjoying a healthy snack-filled adventure on our Minecraft server!

LazyCraftDinnerNight

appreciation, Budget, burritos, Chef, complaining, Cooking, cooking classes, cooking rules, Dinner, Effort, family, Grandparents, LazyCraftDinnerNight, Negativity, showing off, Siblings, summer camp, Support, Tacos, ungrateful, VEGETABLES

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/300	Votes:	6616
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	28	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cooking skills are put to the test! Join us and show off your culinary creations to your fellow players. Just like in this family, you’ll have to cook a dinner for everyone once a week – but don’t worry, we won’t judge you like OP’s family did!

We encourage creativity in the kitchen, whether you want to make burritos, tacos, pizzas, burgers, or even pasta with veggies (yes, we love veggies here!). And if your siblings and parents start complaining, just slap some boiled veggies, potatoes, and meat on a plate with no sauce – they’ll soon realize how good they had it before!

Join our server and prove your cooking skills to your family and friends. Who knows, you might even become the next top chef in Minecraft! Remember, on our server, the only rule is to have fun and enjoy the delicious meals you create. See you there!

AthenaLegacy Minecraft server

Adventure, AthenaLegacy, building, Community, community-driven, Creative, Events, Exploration, Fun, Gaming, Minecraft, Mods, multiplayer, Penetrations, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/800	Votes:	709
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	12	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	27	Arcane Towers Raised:	2

Vanilla server with penetrations. Become part of the community!

athenalegacy.mclan.ru

Mushroom Valley: Where the blocks are square, but the players are not!

blocks, Community, Discord, dynamic map, Enhancements, Fresh SMP, Friendly, gameplay, Gravestone Plus, Map, Minecraft, multiplayer, Mushroom, player, Players, playing experience, Plugins, Server, server ip, smp, Square, Staff Team, Survival, Valley, Vanilla, Warps

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/1000	Votes:	7434
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6

Mushroom Valley SMP Overview

IP Address	play.mushroomvalley.net
Features	Fresh SMP (1 week old server), Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps, Dynamic Map, a welcoming community, active Discord, friendly staff team
Modded	No, but contains gameplay enhancing plugins
Dynamic Map	View Map
Discord	Join Discord

FAQ

Question	Answer
Is Mushroom Valley SMP modded?	No, it contains gameplay enhancing plugins but is not modded.
How old is the server?	The server is 1 week old.
What plugins does the server have?	Gravestone Plus, Towny, Warps
Is the community friendly?	Yes, Mushroom Valley SMP has a welcoming community and a friendly active staff team.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

Conspiracy, Conspiracy Theory, Cult, Deception, eyes wide shut, illuminati, internet hoax, IRL, Kubrick, larp, meme, mind control, Minecraft, newsbreak, PALS, PIXEL, POL, Reality, secret society, Server, sick joke, trending, Truth, viral

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	106/600	Votes:	1293
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	26	Void Armor Forged:	16
Runes Activated:	7	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	42
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild ride through the Upside Down! Join us for epic battles, crazy adventures, and unexpected twists that will leave you questioning reality itself. And don’t worry, we promise there won’t be any creepy LARPing or secret society shenanigans like in that crazy link. So come on, join us and let’s make Minecraft great again!

/ Hoc / Minecraft SMP /

hoc, Minecraft, smp

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	104/1000	Votes:	2470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	11
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Magic Items Found:	8789	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the laws of physics, but who needs those anyway?).

Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get attacked by a gang of zombie chickens riding on top of creepers. But don’t worry, our fearless admin team swoops in on flying pigs to save the day. And that’s just the beginning!

Need diamonds? Just follow the rainbow road to the end of the rainbow where a leprechaun will trade you diamonds for your unwanted dirt blocks. Want to build a house? How about a house made entirely of cake that regenerates itself every time you take a bite?

Join us on our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious experience. Who knows what crazy adventures await you? Just make sure to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door.

HangryHubbyHungerGames

anger issues, anger management, anger outbursts, Communication, domestic conflict, Emotional Abuse, emotional manipulation, food preparation, Gaslighting, HangryHubbyHungerGames, leftovers, marital disputes, meal prep, MTG match, noodle portion, passive aggressive, portion control, portion sizes, relationship issues, spouse conflicts

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	102/100	Votes:	4832
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Runes Activated:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	27
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6

Are you tired of dealing with real-life drama like this? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the only thing boiling over is the lava in the Nether! No more gaslighting motherf***ers here, just good old-fashioned block building fun!

Join us and leave all your real-life problems behind. Build your dream castle, explore vast landscapes, and maybe even find some diamonds along the way. And don’t worry, if someone tries to start drama, we’ll just ban them to the End dimension!

So why wait? Join our server now and let’s leave the real world craziness behind. Trust us, it’s a lot more fun to deal with creepers blowing up your house than dealing with a husband blowing up over noodles.

DrugCraft SMP: High on Blocks

addiction, blocks, drug abuse, drug addiction, drug awareness, drug culture, drug education, drug experiences, drug experimentation, drug habits, drug history, drug prevention, drug rehabilitation, drug testing, drug use, DrugCraft, Drugs, HIGH, illegal drugs, illegal substances, Narcotics, recreational drugs, smp, substance abuse

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/200	Votes:	2489
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Astral Amulets Crafted:	30	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Astral Projections Made:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only thing you’re mining is cobblestone? Well, come join our wild and wacky SMP where the only thing we’re mining is…illegal drugs! That’s right, we’ve got a whole underground network of drug dealers and shady characters just waiting for you to join in on the fun.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be able to partake in all sorts of illicit activities, but you’ll also have the chance to compete in our annual Drug Olympics. From speed mining while high on mushrooms to parkour challenges on LSD, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, come join us on our wild and crazy SMP. Just remember to bring your own stash of drugs – we don’t provide the goods, just the good times!

BlockyBattles

anxiety, blockybattles, Burnout, coping mechanisms, emotional turmoil, exhaustion, fear, financial stress, health concerns, insomnia, mental health, negative thoughts, overwhelm, PRESSURE, relationship issues, seeking help, self-care, self-doubt, stress, uncertainty, work problems

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/500	Votes:	3602
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Runes Activated:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3

Are you tired of getting wrecked by creepers and skeletons in Minecraft? Do you constantly find yourself falling into lava pits and losing all your precious diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is scared to mess with us. We have a secret potion that turns all the mobs into friendly animals who will do your bidding. Imagine riding into battle on a giant chicken or having a pet zombie follow you around like a loyal puppy.

But wait, there’s more! We have a hidden treasure chest filled with unlimited diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted gear. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, you can take a dip in our lava hot tub for the ultimate relaxation experience.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! Remember, on our server, the only thing getting fucked up is your sense of reality.

KimJongCraft Minecraft Server

Allies, Conflict, current events, Diplomacy, eastern europe, foreign fighters, global conflict, international politics, international relations, Kim Jong-un, KimJongCraft, military forces, military intervention, Minecraft, North Koreans, political tensions, russians, Server, Ukraine, Vladimir Putin, War, world news, Zelenskiy

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/900	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

so, like, this server is, like, totally lit, man. we got north koreans fighting with russians in ukraine, like, what even is that? it’s like a crazy battle royale up in here. you gotta join just to see the madness unfold.

we got pigs flying, literally. like, they got wings and everything. it’s like a piggy air force up in the sky. you gotta see it to believe it.

also, our admins are like, actual wizards. they can make diamonds rain from the sky and turn creepers into friendly little puppies. it’s wild, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party? yeah, it’s like a rave but with zombies and skeletons getting down on the dance floor. you won’t find that anywhere else, i promise.

so, like, come join the fun and chaos on this server. it’s a whole new level of minecraft madness.

UNIFIL Rocket Rumble

Attack, Conflict, Defense, escalation, hezbollah, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Peacekeeping, Posts, RETALIATION, Rocket, Rockets, Rumble, SECURITY, Terrorism, Unifil, united nations, violence, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/700	Votes:	350
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Zombie Dances:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	16

haha ok so like u gotta join this minecraft server cuz like, we got more action than 25 hezbollah rockets launching near UNIFIL posts. u kno u wanna be part of this craziness. come build ur base and watch out for those explosive surprises, it’s gonna be a blast! join now and see if u can survive the chaos, it’s gonna be epic!

SevTech ModArchy

Ages modpack, Anarchy, Curseforge, Download, Forge 1.12.2, high performance server, Minecraft, ModArchy, Modded, modpacks, Network, player experience, PvP, Server Uptime, Servers, sevtech, SevTech ages, tech advancement, total anarchy, Vanilla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	91/1000	Votes:	9907
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	448
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Emeralds Found:	7883	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

Born 10/3/24, SevTech ModArchy is a modded total anarchy server running forge 1.12.2.

SevTech Ages modpack. Total anarchy.

High performance server ensuring the best player experience and server uptime.

Modpack can be downloaded here. https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/sevtech-ages

Tech advancement anarchy not your gig? Check out the other servers from the network! https://www.modarchy.net/servers

45.143.197.68:25570